#read the room Abby!!!!! I’m literally wearing a flannel and a lesbian flag necklace

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I just saw a girl from high school at the store and she started gossiping about the folks we went to school with and she goes, “did you hear about your ex-boyfriend—” and I instinctively made a face and went “ew” bc I’d forgotten I dated boys back in the day, but she thought I said ew bc I was still upset over “losing him” or whatever, so this girl legit hugged me and tried to make me feel better as if I’m still holding a flame for the 17yo boy I only dated as a 16yo closeted lesbian bc his sister was insanely pretty and I got to hang out with her in her bedroom all the time