#red immediately trying to go fistfight these aliens and blue just barely being able to hold him back. etc

[mountmortar]

desperate to know what red and blue were thinking when all the ultra beasts came pouring out of the wormholes in sun and moon. or just the fact that there were wormholes in general. like there they are having a nice time running the battle tower and settling into their new home in alola and being married and whatnot and all of a sudden. fucking aliens in the sky. in a region generally known for being chill. red might’ve dealt with the yakuza when he was a preteen but giovanni’s got nothing on motherfucking aliens. how did they even BEGIN to process that