#red would also talk to you if you had self loathing abt your asexuality though

[llamagoddessofficial]

I like to imagine that sans and skull would help you if they find out you feel a lot of self loathing for being asexual. I’m unfortunately asexual and I constantly struggle with the feeling that I’ll never find a guy because of it, or that if I do get in a relationship it’ll be “less” because it doesn’t involve sex. God I wish I was born differently lmao

Skull would pull you aside into a gentle cuddle, and the two of you would have a beautiful heart-to-heart where he uses the few words he has available to tell you how much he loves you. He'd list all the things he adores about you, all of them nothing to do with sex, he'd explain how you're so much more than that, how you're perfect and he's relieved you don't expect that of him, how you're not lesser for not doing something that makes you uncomfortable...

And Sans would just say some shit like "babe, why would we have sex when we could both be sleeping?" then make 'snork mimimi' sounds until you laugh at him