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zestyperiwinkle replied to your post “hey hi yeah, how come jgs hasn’t died of neurosyphilis yet? asking for...”

Maybe he did and the sex was just a coincidence like itachi uchiha w his mysterious illness

I did not watch enough naruto in my youth to understand this reference, but I’m gonna say that the fact jgs even got as much as he did was a goddamn miracle. you couldn’t pay me to be within 50 feet of him. His face puts me off. 

armitageshux replied to your post “hey hi yeah, how come jgs hasn’t died of neurosyphilis yet? asking for...”

maybe you can burn off the STDs with your golden core like lan xichen burns off alcohol?

That is what I’m choosing to think yes, like the golden core acts as a heightened metabolism and immune system. Effectively producing enough antibodies to kill offending microbes. 

nathalysao3  replied to your post “hey hi yeah, how come jgs hasn’t died of neurosyphilis yet? asking for...”

I’m genuinely surprised Madam Jin never just slipped him a poison or something.

Honestly, why hasn’t she? Literally, give me a reason? No one would’ve missed him, like maybe Jin Zixuan would’ve but like? Who cares? He’ll get over it. He’s a big boy. 

feveredge  replied to your post “hey hi yeah, how come jgs hasn’t died of neurosyphilis yet? asking for...”

He was protected by Murphy’s Law

Why wasn’t he protected by Newton’s Third?  For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. He’s done so much bad there should be enough bad karma to off him - oh wait there is - it’s came for him in the form of Jin Guangyao, objectively the only thing he did that everyone should give him a pass for.