#rick o'connell x reader x evelyn caranhan

[darling-i-read-it]

HCs for Rick and Evelyn with a clumsy reader

Rick O’Connell x fem!reader x Evelyn Carnahan

Warnings: kidnapping, dead bodies, violence

Requested: by @nympha-door-a, MAYA OH MY GOD, I KNOW I JUST REQUESTED THE RICK FLAGG THING, BUT I SAW THE OTHER PERSONS ASK ABOUT RICK O'CONNELL AND I WAS INSPIRED. Could you possibly do a fic for rick x reader x evie where the reader is even clumsier than Evie, with like a Daphne from Scooby Doo level of getting herself into trouble and captured and stuff? idk if that makes any sense at all but oh well. I love your writing so much im honestly addicted at this point 😭 this is the only form of serotonin I get

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator

Author’s Note: They <3 <3 <3 <3 They are the reason for my bisexuality. I hope you enjoy love!

- Clumsier than Evelyn ??????

- well heck, what is Rick gonna do now with the two of you in the same place ?

- Evie thinks it’s hilarious because at least someone is worse then her and therefore whenever Rick complains she can deflect it on to you

- and you are fully aware of it

- you can trip over century old bodies and accidently push buttons that open traps

- oh God traps

- you, Rick and Evie and constantly in places that were boobytrapped by ancient beings and it is the bane of Rick’s existence

- he knows that you and Evie have the mind and he has the brawn so he needs you in the end of the road, he can’t just leave you behind

- but he thinks about it

- because the amount of times you and Evie have tripped up a boobytrap and he had to save you is astronomical

- one time he just carried you across then carried Evelyn across because he is not going to take any chances

- and you get kidnapped far too often

- at this point, you don’t even usually react because it’s happened so many times

- the kidnapper is always without a doubt amazed that you’re so calm

- then is slightly scared cause like...why are you so calm

- then comes Rick and Evelyn, Rick screaming at something, Evelyn about to fall over something, but they are there with back up always

- and they save you every single time

- the first couple of times you were worried they wouldn’t come and then you knew they would

- Rick starts to just expect it and he adds it to his plans

- Evie makes the plans. He pretends it was his plan but she makes the plan

- you’ve chosen the worst possible line of work you could with your loves because like, technically it isn’t going to work

- Rick is too egotistical, Evelyn can’t work with others, you will fall over every single thing in your path

- but you work so well together

- you balance Rick’s ego, Evie works with you and Rick well, and Rick will hold you up so that you can’t fall

- you somehow always get it to work

- everyone else is amazed by the way

- Jonathan could have sworn you had nine lives

- he thinks it’s the funniest thing because he sees a lot of himself in you but refuses to say anything because at least they aren’t making him go anymore

- as long as it’s you, Evie and Rick...you’ll figure it out

- it may take a long time and you may get a bit hurt but everyone’s there to help when it’s all over