#rico wants that sweet revenge every day

[colorisbyshe]

what are your favorite albums of all time? choose as many as you want idek

Oh, is this inspired by my "details" post? Hmm, okay, let's try this:

"Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Vol. 1" by Coheed and Cambria. It's a concept album and I could not tell you the fucking concept outside of like... misogyny and violence. AND YET... it has stood the test of time. The guitar on every song FUCKS. Interesting vocal tone. Experimental and nonsensical FUN rock music.

"Europop" by Eiffel 65. The blue da ba dee album. The rest of it is really fucking good pop electronica. Or it's just so nostalgic to me I can't see how generic it is. IDC, the synth goes oFF without being too high energy.

"Details" by Frou Frou, obviously. Similarly, "Speak For Yourself" by Imogen Heap. While these albums don't contain my FAVORITE songs involving Imogen, they are my fave collections of her work. Music that feels like nostalgia--like guzzling a sparkling potion that bubbles inside you and pushes your sadness and fears and LOVE from your heart into your pores. Pop music for people who care about storytelling, lyrics, and true emotional connection.

"Multitude" by Stromae. Another, "Idk if fmy fave songs are on this album, but the project on the whole is the best one." Diverse sound, brilliant execution every time.

"Heart Station" by Utada Hikaru. Choosing a favorite Utada piece is hard but I think this has the tightest collection of tracks? Similar appeal to Imogen, though the musical influences are ethereal in a different way.

"Las Ruinas" by Rico Nasty. It's hard to even describe this album but I like how Rico keeps pushing new boundaries. I do like the dancier tracks here.

"Alive 2007" by Daft Punk.If you know Daft Punk, this is essentially a megamix of some of their best songs.

"Coloris" by She. Chiptune, electronica, idk how to describe this album. Feels like your brain is being carbonated.

"Renaissance by Beyonce." Sorry, such a generic answer I feel but... she did it. She put all her power into a dance album with diverse sound, making it all accessible without being watered down.

"Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge" by MCR because duh.

"Commit this to Memory" by Motion City Soundtrack. If you were an emo kid and wanted to kill yourself in the mid 2000s, you know this album. Even if it Kills Me is a close second, btw. Or My Dinosaur Life. I love a lot of MCS tbh. It's emo... pop rock, not surprising for me.

"eMOTIVe" by A Perfect Circle. It's alt rock. It's anti-war and depressing. "Passive" was playing in my head 24/7; I'd mentally turn it into an AMV every single day fo my life for like a year. I wrote a poem about it. "Thirteenth Step" is a very close second.

Technically, it should be "Hold Your Colour" by Pendulum, since it got me into Drum & Bass but I prefer the rockier depths of "Immersion."

"The Happy Star" Lexie Liu. Experimental pop music that reinvents itself each track, sampling from different genres. I just find it really enjoyable and keep returning to it. Might be recency bias.

"333" by Tinashe. An album tht contains the whole human experience--sadness to horniness. Good for her. You can dacne AND cry? Good for you.

"Remember that You Will Die" by Polyphia. Largely instrumental... prog rock meets trap meets electronica?

Choosing a one direction album feels like being threatened at gun point so I won't. Just know they belong here.

"Making Mirrors" by Gotye. People mock him for disappearing after someone that i used to know BUT DID YOU STREAM THE ALBUM?? Jazzy at times, rocky at times, psychedelic at times, BUT DID YOU LSITEN????

The Sims (Original Soundtrack). If you don't get it, I'm not explaining. Kill yourself.

"Perfect Velvet" by Red Velvet. I do think this album is the best kpop has to offer and I'm not fucking joking. I think SM put so much of their pussy in this track, it made their downfall years later inevitable. SM music is so sketchy now because the entir ecompany sold their souls (and pussies, bussies, and extraneous holes) for this album. "I Just" and "Kingdom Come" alone are like... god tier. R&B by a kpop group done CORRECTLY.

"Reborn" by Kavinsky. Feels like alternate timeline Daft Punk, including the The Weeknd knock off track. I couldn't... not love it.

Foster the People's "Supermodel." This alt-rock album got to me when I was profoudnly mentally ill in college and never let me go.

"Season of Poison" by Shiny Toy Guns. I love their first album just as much, tbh, but the anger feels like it's aged better. This album feels like a God's retribution. It feels a religious experience, including all the scary kinds.

"What's Your PLeasure?" by Jessie Ware. Disco-y pop. Sensual. Slick. Longing.

"1 of 1" by Shinee. CHoosing a Shinee album was HARD. Incredible kpop. If you want SIIIINGERS, COME HERE LISTEN OT THEMMM.

and if I didn't want Brendon Urie dead it would be a fever you can't sweat out btu I literally can' tlisten to his voice without my stomache hurting so

I'm probably missing a bunch but these are the first to come ot mind while quickly scrollin thru my phone

feel free to ask me my fave tracks off the album or by these artists

[the-goth-catte]

††BLACK MASS @ PANDEMONIO†† 09.10.2023

Jonathan Young, Colm McGuiness, Rachel Hardy - Answer the Call (Baldur’s Gate 3) Lords of Acid - Rough Sex Informatik - Things To Come Ayria - My Revenge on the World Mind.In.A.Box - Lost Alone Velvet Acid Christ - Dial8 Assemblage 23 - Disappoint (2021) God Module - The Great Commandment Rotersand - Truth Is Fanatic Again Biomekkanik - Fuck The Pain Away Project Pitchfork - Timekiller Suicide Commando - Love Breeds Suicide (Endzeit 2020) Terminal Front - John the Revelator Minuit Machine - Honey Talk To Her - Nightfall Switchblade Symphony - Sleep (Effcee Remix) Lunarclick - A Smile Powerman 5000 - Black Lipstick Zeromancer - Dr Online (Rico Remix) Oddko - Kitty Girl (Aesthetic Perfection Mix) Apoptygma Berzerk - Kathy’s Song (Ferry Corsten’s 12” Remix) Bruderschaft - Forever (Grendel’s EssenZ Remix) Scary Bitches - Lesbian Vampires From Outer Space The Mission - Severina Sisters of Mercy - Walk Away Tones on Tail - Christian Says The Cure - Fascination Street She Wants Revenge - Take The World She Pleasures Herself - Good Girl Ulver - Machine Guns and Peacock Feathers Spider Lillies - The Error Is You Gossamer - Run (Wayne Hussey Mix) Night Club - Freak Like Me Revolting Cocks - Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? Corlyx - My Body Is Wrong Male Tears - Hit Me Ministry - Every Day Is Halloween New Order - True Faith Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities Anne Clark - Sleeper In Metropolis Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams Depeche Mode - Behind the Wheel All This Poison - Who Saw Her Die? Sisters of Mercy - First and Last and Always Pixel Grip - Club Mania Front 242 - No Shuffle Laibach - Tanz Mit Laibach The Neon Judgment - Chinese Black 3TEETH - You Spin Me Round Mindless Self Indulgence - On It (A23 Mix) Celldweller - Heart On (Aesthetic Perfection Mix) Apoptygma Berzerk - Mourn (Mesh Remix) She Past Away - Durdu Dünya Diva Destruction - Enslaved Sisters of Mercy - Lucretia, My Reflection The Awakening - Dark Romantics La Scaltra - The Spell Wingtips - Innocent Blood (Twin Tribes Remix) Hante. - The Storm Tre Lux - Never Let Me Down Again KMFDM - Liquor Fish & Cigarettes HEALTH - Cyberpunk 2.0.2.0. Front Line Assembly - Deadened Ayria - Blue Alice (Dead When I Found Her Remix) Orgy - Opticon Haujobb - Speed of Pain Lizette Lizette - Miss Gendered Vogue.Noir - Love Like Vampire Leathers - Missing Scene Gost - Arise (ft Krystal Ann) David Bowie - Magic Dance The Mission - Butterfly On A Wheel Type O Negative - My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism Twin Temple - Let’s Have A Satanic Orgy Voltaire - Goodnight Demonslayer

[killerniinja]

drabble on ricochet’s past days in the dojo. tw for emotional trauma/abuse. he didn’t exactly come from any good background...

“Pathetic.” the cyberninja sensei scowled at the sight before him. He walked up slowly to the dark plated mech, who laid on his knees, exhausted from his rigorous training session. “I expected more from you. Especially you, dear Ricochet. You have the potential, but lack the ability to fulfill it.” Ricochet kept his optics fixated at the floor below him, panting quietly. He swallowed hard, hesitation and nervousness burned through him as he refused to look at his master.

“I’ve done all I can, a’ight? It’s too fraggin’ hard.” He muttered. Master Yoketron stood there, above his student. He did not tolerate the stubborn nature of this one. He could only handle so much? The sensei pursed his lips into a thin line, feeling the sheer frustration build up inside him. He then snatched his servos upon the larger bot, forcefully pulling him up to his pedes. Yoketron pointed a shaky servo at him. “Is that so? Hard? You’ve just realized that?!” He hissed. “It’s HARD for you because you do not TRY enough. You continue to disappoint me in the end. Where is your dedication?! I need to see that you can at least take on me without falling to your knees. You must be a PERFECT assassin. Undetectable, untouchable by the enemy. Without this, you are a loss to the Autobot cause.”

Ricochet frowned, still staring down at his pedes. His sensei continued his brash rant. 'Unless you can improve your fighting skills, I have other methods to make sure you do not disappoint me again.’ Ricochet huffed, rolling his optics under his visor. The anger built up in him.  'For Primus's sake, I’m not some slaggin’ programmed drone! I know what I’m doin’! Stop bein’ so fraggin’ whiny about it!!’ He snapped back.

“What did you say?!’” the sensei hissed. A mistake.

Yoketron snarled, grabbing the larger ninjabot by the chin. He then pushed him to the ground, pinning him there as he raised a servo at Ricochet. The ninjabot froze, optics widened as he felt a strong, horrifying ringing roar in his processor. Soon having his servos clamp upon his helm, panicking as he only hears the haunting words of his sensei echo in his processor.

“We talked about this, dear student.” Yoketron spoke over Ricochet. 'You. Do not raise your voice at me. Certainly not me.’

Ricochet lay hunched over, clutching his helm as he let out cries of despair. The deafening pain worsened, only to be heard in his helm. A blood-curdling scream filled the silent dojo.”STOP!! STOP IT–STOP IT PLEASE-” He hissed. Yoketron stares down at his student, a cold, wicked expression washed over their features. He smirked, tutting to himself as he lowered his servo. Ricochet suddenly felt the ringing fade away, growing quiet as he shakily lifted his helm, his own vision blurred by lubricants. He flinched in hearing them speak again- “Remember, my student. We’re here to improve your fighting skills. We must eliminate what makes you weak.” Yoketron bent down, his servo grazed over Ricochet’s face, before clutching his chin, their optics met his. “Understand?” He hissed quietly. The dark plated mech bit his whimpering dermas, nodding in return. He hated feeling this way. “Good. Do not raise your voice at me again. Do recall, I am the only one who was able to take you in, yes?” his voice grew quiet. Ricochet felt a lurch in his inside mechanisms. He wanted to turn away.

“Yes, master.” He manages to utter out. “And I was the only one who was able to see the potential in you. You are an excellent student, but you have many flaws.” Yoketron then got up, placing his servos behind him. Blood red optics narrowed to slits, gaze was still intense as ever. “So, for this moment- you will be spending some time in the confined space I have. Must you sort your reckless thoughts in there.” Ricochet widened his optics, knowing exactly what lied ahead of him. He struggled in getting up, not until Yoketron took him by the arm. He dragged the taller mech with him, speed walking down a dark hall in the dojo before they reached a dead end with a tall door. Without a word, Yoketron presses a button, the door hatch swished open, hastily did he push Ricochet inside, stumbling to the ground as he hit the underside of his chin. BANG. The door slid down shut behind him. Ricochet felt himself grow distant from everything around him, ignoring the fresh scrape from his impact. Yoketron’s cold voice echoed from the other side. “Remain here until I decide to let you out. Do not try anything this time dear student. I’ll be watching.” The metal tmp tmp of their pedes faded away to dead silence. Leaving the student to dwell in his thoughts.

He couldn’t hold it back. Ricochet cried out in anger as he punched the wall before him, leaving a dent. He stared at it before letting out a scream of rage, using his own clawed servos to gnash at the walls. “STUPID PIECE OF SLAG-

One strike after the other, tearing away the plating of the wall, leaving nothing but deep gashes upon the metal. “Stupid, stupid, FRAGGIN’ BASTARD-”

He stopped, one servo clamped onto the wall, sliding downwards.

The mech broke down, cutting back sobs as he bumped his helm onto the wall. The tears formed, falling down from his features as he silently cried to himself. “….b-bastard…” He croaked. Ricochet grinded his fists, his denta bared their fangs. All the pain, anger, frustration bled through. It wasn’t fair. It was like this. Every time. Every damn time he messed up, he was thrown in here. Or worse, having Yoketron hook him to that machine of his, dampening his processor with haunting images and words, sending high surges of electricity through the mech. Either way, he’d meet a fate where it led to Ricochet questioning his own purpose in this world. “Fraggin son of a bitch.” He said with a shaky sigh. “I wanna kill you. I wanna kill you so bad. I wanna see you suffer from my own servos.” He kept these whispered thoughts to himself. But oh did he want to actually accomplish such things. He yearned for the possibility of eliminating Yoketron, for good. After his rage fit, he laid back against the wall, optics shut, swarmed neck-deep in his own processor. How long has it been? He doesn’t keep count anymore. Not since. Why would it matter anyway? He knew he will find himself locked in this room again. With nothing but his own sanity to keep company.

Ricochet was fed up. He needed change. The sooner, the better he’ll be able to get even with his sensei.

[nesthemonster]

MANGOES (2/2)

PAIR: LIN X READER

WORDS: 2805

WARNINGS: cursing (and bad writing)

GUUUUUUUUYS 

HIIIII HOW ARE YOU? I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF UNI CRAZINESS BUT I RECEIVED SO MUCH LOVE LATELY FOR MANGOES THAT I HAD TO WRITE OUT THE SECOND PART. I KNOW, IT’S NOT GREAT BUT THAT’S HOW I IMAGINED THE WHOLE THING. AND SOMETIMES MY IMAGINATION IS KINDA WEIRD.

BUT I LOVE YOU ALL, I’M GRATEFUL FOR EACH AND EVERY FRIEND I MADE ON THIS SITE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, PLUS MY LAPTOP DOESN’T MAKE ME TAG YOU).

AND WITHOUT ANY MORE RUMBLING *plays trumpet*

HERE YOU ARE ‘MANGOES PART 2′

ps. feedback is always appreciated.

pps. I love you

ppps. I know I said it earlier but I think I should say it again. 

part1:  https://nesthemonster.tumblr.com/post/158519216918/mangoes-12

‘This is so fucking beautiful’ you said watching the sun almost hitting the horizon. You have always loved the Maldives, since that Geography research in fifth grade. You dreamt for years about hot white sand, transparent blue ocean and slight breeze. And being there with you dearest friends for 10 days made the experience even better.

‘I think this is the first time I’ve heard you cursing without any evident reason.’ Lin said sitting next to you in the sand.

You and Lin went to high school together, but your paths never crossed. You two spoke briefly at the ‘5 years after’ reunion but he connected more with the boys from you circle of friends and he started hanging out with you all.

It happened almost a year ago.

Almost four months ago you started texting on a daily basis.

Almost 2 months ago you started dating.

Nobody knew about the whole thing: you were object of innuendos and jokes just for being so connected. Telling them you were dating would have been like handing them a knife to cut the steak.

You loved your friends, but you needed time. You didn’t want to screw everything up. Even though Lin wasn’t so fond of your idea of ‘hiding’.

‘Jackass. See? This time there was a reason!’ you said flipping your hair dramatically.

‘That’s my sassy girl.’ He kissed you on the cheek and you stiffened up. He made a sad face: ‘The hotel is quite far from here. I don’t think they can’t see us. Unless there’s another reason why you are acting like this.’

You’ve been there for just few days and the ‘hiding’ turned out to be more difficult than you thought: back in the city you had to pretend for your friends few hours a week or on a chat. But this was different: you had to spend 24 hours acting like strangers, or at least not as you wanted. It was difficult to be next to each other but not being able to hug, kiss, touch, it was difficult to  see his disappointed face every time you pushed him away for doing something too reveling. That was the sixth time he talked to you like he was a little ‘pissed’. You knew he was right. You knew it.

You didn’t want to fight.

You wanted to enjoy you time there.

You wanted to enjoy your time there with him.

Things had to change.

Quickly.

‘Lin, we need to talk..’ you said brushing your chin with your hands.

‘What?- he stood up and started pacing in front of you- No. NO. No, no, no, no. – he had his hands on his face- Is for the ‘Puerto Rico vs Maldives’ fight we had? I couldn’t care less. We could even have spent this holiday in the city. I just wanted to stay with you. I pressured to go to Puerto Rico cause I just wanted you to see the island and to meet my family. Shit. Is this for this morning? Cause I started directing all the balls towards that prick? HE WAS MOCKING YOU FOR NOT BEING SO GOOD AT BEACH VOLLEY. And nobody can say my girlfriend anything bad. He deserved everything. He’s lucky I didn’t punched him straight in that snob nose.’

His face was red and the sun setting down made it even redder: few days of sun gave him a nice tan, enhanced by the teal shirt he was wearing. The slight shadow of sweat on his forehead made him even more handsome.

‘Lin..’ you tried to speak.

‘No, no. No. Was this because I corrected the waiter yesterday? But I know how much you hate milk in your coffee! And I think everyone knows it. I think-, I think nobody noticed it. Oh, shit! Is because of that girl flirting  with me at the pool? I swear I didn’t even looked at her but if I shoved her away too quickly, the boys surely would have started asking me too many questions.’

He was freaking out. He was the cutest.

‘Lin, please. Could you let me speak or at least calm down?’ you said while chuckling a little.

‘Why are you laughing?! There’s nothing to laugh about! And I won’t fucking calm down! I can’t let the woman I love slip away from me so easily. (Y/N), I know I’ve been acting like a jerk but the fact that you are in my arm reach but untouchable at the same time it’s driving me nuts. Loving you is driving me nuts. It’s like I’m in middle school again. I’m crazy for you. And if this means I have to not eve speak to you for the next year, even though I hate the idea and keeping our relation a secret, for you I will. I promise I won’t be groddy or a jerk or pissed.  But please, don’t leave me. Please.’ He said while his eyes got shinier.

‘Did you just say you love me?’ you said standing up and getting close to him.

‘Is that the only thing you picked up? Were you listening?!’ he was almost furious and a little tear slipped on his cheek.

You catched it before saying: ‘Yes, I was. And you said a lot of bullshits. Well, not  bullshits, but you didn’t get the point at all.’ You smiled.

‘What does this even mean?’ he removed your hands from his face and took a little step back.

‘You didn’t give me the chance to end what I was saying. We need to talk-’ you started.

‘Please, don’t say it!’ he begged.

‘LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, YOU HAVE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME TALK.- you screamed louder than before. And he got quiet.- Finally. As I was saying, we need to talk to the guys about us. We can’t hide anymore.’ You said in one breath.

‘Oh. So you weren’t going to break up with me..’ he whispered looking at his feet.

‘I think I would have done it you had tried to interrupt me once more.’ You smirked.

He closed the  space between you with a hug and said in your hair: ‘I’m sorry.’

You took his face in your hands to make him look at you: ‘Are you regretting saying me all that nice stuff?! I might reconsider the break up thing, then.. ’ you winked.

‘You are a monster!’ he laughes throwing his head back.

‘A monster you called your girlfriend, that you wanted to introduce to your parents,  that you, quoting your words, ‘are crazy for’?’ you laughed without loosing physical contact with him.

‘Man, you made me say a lot of stuff’ he said in his sweet voice caressing your face.

‘So, if I point out to you I even made you  say that you love me, what happens?’

‘Nothing, cause I didn’t say it.’ He shaked his head.

‘Yes, you did.’ You continued.

‘Nope, I didn’t. And I’ll make you pay for everything: all the sweet things you OBLIGED me to say and the HUGE scare.’

‘I don’t think so.’ You put your hands on your hips.

‘Girl, you’ll pay. Take off your dress.’ He said removing his t-shirt.

You stayed silent, both for the view in front of you and because you couldn’t understand what he was doing.

‘What?’ you said with your voice low.

‘I know you are wearing a bikini. And I don’t want it to ruin the dress. You look beautiful in it.’ He said putting the shirt on the sand.

‘I’m not taking it off.’ You crossed your arms.

‘Well, then..’ He got close to you and lifted you from the ground.

‘Put me down, Lin!’ you screamed laughing.

‘Never.’ He laughed.

‘I got it. You’re serious. Put me down. I’ll remove my dress and then you’ll make me pay for it.’ You said with your head upside down.

He put you down and you took off the dress.

‘Maybe we have to go to hot places more often.’ A grin on his face.

‘Don’t even start, Miranda.’ You snapped your fingers before starting running towards the sea. ‘Hasta la vista.’

‘YOU ARE THE WORST! He run besides you.

You were both laughing and you headed to the shore, running in the hot water and splashing everywhere around you.

‘You won’t catch me!’ and you smarted swimming, knowing he was slower than you.

‘You are such a pain in the ass.’ he screamed running in the water.

‘I didn’ t know you loved pains in the ass.’ you answered started swimming while he was screaming something revengeful you couldn’t perfectly hear.

After swimming for a while you stopped and started floating on the water, waiting for Lin to catch up.

You didn’t know how much time had passed when you felt something around your ankles sliding you under the water.

You tried to get up and you grasped a shoulder, his shoulder.

‘Lin! That wasn’t fun.’ you remerged for the sea wiping water away from your face with one hand while the other was around Lin’s neck, his hands around your legs kept you fairly near his waist.

‘I told you I’d make you pay for that.’ he said.

‘You little sh-’ you started saying when a wave almost crushed on you: you hung onto Lin’s body tighter with your hands and legs, while he put his hands on your back, your  bodies collidying.

‘You ok?’ you said checking on him and trying to keep your breath normal.

That was close, very close. You could feel his chest with yours, you could see the little drops of water between his lashes, you could see the reflection of the sun in his eyes, you could feel his heartbeat.. Damn, it was loud!

‘Lin, is this your heart?! Are you ok?’ you asked putting your hand on his chest.

‘I-, I just-, Oh man, that’s embarrassing! Guys should worry about boners not heart beating too fast!’ he hid his face in the crook of your neck.

‘Ehi! That’s not bad.. I think.. Maybe I should be the one worried about this..’ you said chuckling awkwardly.

‘(Y/N), if you are implying you’re not hot, you are completely off the road.’ he said putting a strand of hair behind your ear.

‘If you say so…’ you whispered  sultrily in his ear.

‘Why do you enjoy making me suffer?!’ he laughed.

‘me?! You’re the pain in the ass, Manuel.’ you said.

‘Don’t call me like that.’ he side-eyed you.

‘Or what?’ you asked in a teasing tone.

‘Or I’ll do this’ and he kissed you with such vigor you were astonished at first, then you kissed him back with the same strength.

All of a sudden you hear a lot of scream and a distinct “Get it, Lin!”. The both of you looked towards the beach just to see your friends cheering, screaming and clapping.

‘Yeah, maybe we should tell them.’ Lin said smiling.

 You were brought back to reality by some little screams and people cheering as their loved ones crossed the gate. You started looking for a beanie and a pair of Reybans. Then you found him. He saw you too.

You started walking towards him, just to be fully running towards your husband few moments later.

He did the same.

You hugged as you hadn’t seen each other in a life time. It felt a little like that.

‘You know that hiding behind the “Fun Home” beanie is useless as you wear it every time?’ you said in his coat. It was something stupid to say, you did know it. But it felt the right thing to say.

You felt him nodding.

You took a little step back and broke the embrace.

‘Honey, are you alright?’ you asked putting your hand on his chest.

He nodded.

‘You sure?’

He nodded again.

‘Did you cry on the plane?’ you asked knowing him too well.

‘I did marry the right one.’ He said removing his glasses and reveling blood-shot red eyes.

‘My love. Let’s sit for few moments.’ You took his hand and headed towards some almost hidden benches.

You sat in silence.

‘I -, I let myself thinking..’ he started.

‘We all did, Lin. But that means nothing. You had an Oscar nomination at 37 years old. You, a Broadway guy. You performed in front of millions of people. Damn it, you got Micheal J. Fox singing Eliza! I think that’s more than enough!’ you said. And you meant every single word. ‘ I’m no Academy or Grammy or Emmy, but I think you won everything and I could be more proud of you and of being able to call you my husband.’ You kissed his cheek.

‘You do know I only care about your opinion, right?’ he said smiling sweetly.

‘Isn’t that the only option?’ you said pretending to be offended.

‘Ahahah. You truly are the best wife, (Y/N)’ he kissed you lightly.

‘I like to think I’m the best at everything. You know, just to be sincere.’ You teased him.

‘I think you’re right.’ He put the left hand up showing the wedding band.

You both laughed at that gag for 10 minutes.

‘But if I have to be true to myself, I didn’t like a thing..’ you said stoking his leg.

‘What?- he said preoccupied, then corrected his expression- Go, and said whatever idiocy you have in mind.’ He chuckled.

‘That’s not a idiocy! You may be “an American treasure” but you’re mine first. All those girls needs to know that. They were a little too excited for my taste on Twitter. But I did adored them when they roasted the ‘La La Land’ guys: some of the tweets made me crying of laughter’.

‘(Y/N) that’s mean! Ahaha but they do are amazing.. They have a great maestro.’  he hair-flipped and the both of you laughed.

‘Ready to come back home?We are super thrilled to see you.’

‘I can only imagine.’ He interlacing his fingers with yours and going towards the doors.

‘I don’t think you can..’ you winked.

‘What do yo me-’ he couldn’t end the phrase when all your friends popped out.

‘SURPRISEEE!!’ they screamed.

‘Oh shit!! Guys, you’re here.’ He was seriously surprised: you made your friends flew all the way to England to spend few days with you.

‘(Y/N), you are really the best at everything!!’ he spun you in the air after greeting everyone.

You laughed and you couldn’t be more happy for making him so happy.

‘She is the best at surprises!!’ one of your friends said winking.

‘So you told them and not me?’ he said in the heat of the moment.

Everything went silent.

‘WHAT DID YOU SAY?’ you said shocked.

‘Fuck. Nothing, honey. I said nothing.’ He said trying to change subject.

‘Lin, how did you know it?’ you said with a disappointed tone.

‘Man, how in hell did you do it? I’m her best friend and I took two days for me to find out!!’ one of the girls said.

‘And I thought my acting skills were improving.’ You were desolated.

‘Hon, they did improved. I had just few hints. Nothing too important.’ He said gesturing with a hand.

‘No, now I want to know what I did wrong.’ You crossed your arms pouting.

A choir of ‘yeah’ ‘spit it out, Miranda.’ filled the air.

‘Well there were three things: first of all, I discovered our bathroom has very thin walls. I heard you screaming, quoting  “shit, shit, mangoes, shit, I can’t tell him before the fucking Oscars, shit, shit, shit” or something  very similar.’

‘So you knew straight from the beginning and let me made a fool of myself?’ you punched him in the arm kinda angry.

Your friends shushed  you to  listen to the rest of the story.

‘Then you I found some wraps from mango-flavored sweets in the hoodie I borrowed you.’

You friends started booing you and calling you out for being a walking mess.

‘And the third hint?’ one of the boys asked.

‘It’s nothing. Really, let’s go home. The babysitter must be waiting for us.’

‘Nope, honey. I need to know. Besides the girls are with your and my parents. Yep, I made them come here too.’ You said sighing.

‘Ok .But you- he pointed towards you- have to promise to not get angry and you- pointing towards the group of people- don’t have to laugh.’

All of you said okay.

‘One day you were at work they asked me why “mummy keeps saying mangoes”…’

Everyone started laughing.

‘Those two little traitors!!’ you laughed ‘And I’m making another one. Man, I hope it’s a boy. Maybe I can corrupt him.’

The laughs became even lauder.

‘I’m pretty sure I’m destined to be surrounded by women, honey.’

 What to say? As always, he was right.