#riddle is the only one who unintentionally slides into a relationship with you

[merakiui]

How long would the Octavinelle boys (+ Riddle) wait after you break up with your boyfriend to slide into your DMs like "So I heard you're single :)"

I'd give the Tweels about a minute but I think I'm being too generous...

Better yet if the break up was completely private in an isolated place and then your phone pings and you're like wtf how do you know???

LOL omg they're the worst (except Riddle; we love Riddle and his penchant for mannerly tact).

Not even a minute after, you get a text from Floyd regarding the status of your relationship. Your eyes are likely blotchy and tear-filled, and how he found this out is beyond you. But you're too sad to think too deeply about it. Floyd ends up becoming your rebound and he's fine with that because it was his intention in the beginning, but weeks into the relationship he realizes he wants to be more than just your rebound. >_<

Jade waits a good five minutes (though he could wait longer, but now isn't the time to play a patience game) before sending you a message. And you know right away he's smiling behind the screen, amused with the tragedy that is your now ended relationship. It makes sense he'd know about your break-up because he just seems to know so much. But then this is typical behavior for Octavinelle students and Jade just loves drama and gossip, especially when such things apply to you.

Azul spent the first hour writing and deleting what he wanted to say to you. He thought over a dozen smooth lines and finally, after what's felt like ages, decides on a promising intro. He texts you, offering his benevolence yet again, and you know you should be careful about accepting anything from him because there will always be strings attached. But you're sad and lonely and heartbroken, and Azul makes such a tempting offer. You show up at his door, and he welcomes you with open arms.

Great Seven, you must be so devastated. Riddle feels immensely bad for you even though he himself has never dated. Despite that, he understands you probably aren't feeling the best and so he messages you his condolences (which he absolutely asked Cater and Trey for advice on how to word it without sounding too forward). Riddle doesn't intend to ease into a relationship with you, but you spend so much time with him. Caring for the hedgehogs and taking strolls in the gardens is free therapy and with Riddle it's made even better. Without realizing it, the two of you are closing the gap and a complicated rebound romance blooms.

For the fun of it, I made fake text messages to depict the exchange!

[rinnnyxr]

Childhood | bold the things you’ve done

ran upstairs after turning off basement lights pretended to smoke when it was cold pushed down all the knobs on multicolor pens poked holes in erasers tried to force magnets of the same pole together built forts out of blankets and pillows struggled opening otter pops blackmailed your siblings spoke into a fan to get a robotic voice poured water into the bottle cap and drank it like a shot

hid inside clothing racks pretended the floor was lava watched raindrops race in the car window used cardboard rolls as telescopes for binoculars walked up the stairs on all fours got annoyed when you were forced to talk to relatives had to pretend you knew people you hadn’t seen in years burned yourself on a metal slide got shocked by playground equipment ruined your palms from the monkey bars had fun pushing the shopping cart really fast thought eating a seed meant a plant would grow inside you loved annoying people by copying their every word

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Aries +10% | excellent sense of adventure +10% | you play to win +10% | optimist +10% | child at heart +10% | accidentally yelling…a lot +10% | showing off +10% | impulse decision making +10% | red is your color +10% | dog person +10% | prone to emotional outbursts Total: 50%

Taurus +10% | down to earth +10% | stubborn af +10% | slow and steady wins the race +10% | can be trusted with anything +10% | napping solves all +10% | “I want it, I got it” +10% | small group of close friends +10% | good luck changing your mind +10% | possessive of loved ones +10% | cozy nights in Total: 40%

Gemini +10% | no filter +10% | love a good debate +10% | always learning new things +10% | nosy +10% | easily distracted +10% | trouble with names +10% | witty sense of humor +10% | if it’s boring, bye +10% | value your fam +10% | persuasive Total: 70%

Cancer +10% | puts the needs of others first +10% | romanticizes the past +10% | creative +10% | cries easily +10% | reads into everything +10% | rather stay in than go out +10% | had an emo phase +10% | intuitive +10% | loves deep conversations +10% | follows a ton of animal instas Total: 50%

Leo +10% | people are drawn to you +10% | adores being adored +10% | very social +10% | likes giving advice +10% | easily jealous +10% | possessive of friends +10% | you want it your way +10% | queen of the friend group +10% | loves getting dressed up +10% | dislikes routine Total: 30%

Virgo +10% | never forgets anything +10% | enjoys creative projects +10% | rules are meant to be followed +10% | people fill you in on ALL the drama +10% | your own worst critic +10% | hate people telling you what to do +10% | sometimes perceived as “uptight” +10% | people-pleaser +10% | voice of reason +10% | perfectionist tendencies Total: 80%

Libra +10% | indecisive af +10% | unintentionally flirty +10% | extreme people-pleaser +10% | just wants everyone to get along +10% | supportive +10% | open-minded thinker +10% | treat yo self…a lot (self-care) +10% | cannot stand injustice +10% | avoids conflict like the plague +10% | being nice is not being fake Total: 70%

Scorpio +10% | wears a lot of black +10% | mysterious +10% | good at reading people +10% | trusted with secrets +10% | holds grudges forever +10% | needs control +10% | goes after passions +10% | carefully calculated moves +10% | hard exterior, soft interior +10% | will fight you if you cross a loved one Total: 30%

Sagittarius +10% | high energy +10% | just here for a good time +10% | loves traveling +10% | bored easily +10% | can’t focus on one thing at a time +10% | independent +10% | comedian of the friend group +10% | bold outfit choices +10% | will call you out +10% | boundaries? haven’t heard of em Total: 30%

Capricorn +10% | conceal don’t feel +10% | sarcastic humor +10% | work work work work +10% | expects the worst +10% | know it all +10% | self-described “realist” +10% | thrives in leadership positions +10% | secretly a softy +10% | dislikes not having control +10% | loves riddles and puzzles Total: 50%

Aquarius +10% | you’ve always felt “different” +10% | stand up for what you believe in +10% | very artistic +10% | can’t stand fake people +10% | you question everything +10% | active imagination +10% | doesn’t trust easily +10% | generous +10% | hides emotions +10% | alone time to recharge Total: 60%

Pisces +10% | next level empathy +10% | cannot take criticism +10% | daydreams +10% | idealist +10% | ignores your problems +10% | naps and baths and soft things +10% | loves the ocean +10% | trouble making decisions +10% | has all the feels +10% | prone to being a doormat Total: 30%

I am: a Virgo (80%)...both in this and in reality

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My job requires me to wake up pretty early. I’ve driven a car today. I worked today. No one can ever remember when my birthday is. I pay attention to details I have a Blackberry phone. I’m always thinking about what tattoo I want next. My cell phone provider is Verizon. My short term memory is shit. I’m nineteen years old. I’ve bought a CD this month. I’m currently wearing shorts. I procrastinate procrastinating, that’s how bad I am. I love blaring music. I’ve been in a tattoo shop this month. I’m planning on getting another tattoo soon. I go on Facebook from my phone. My feet are always falling asleep. I haven’t bought a DVD in a long time. I hate pumping gas into a car. I get high when I come home from work. I’m attracted to tattoos. Not even the guy behind it. Just tattoos. I can’t even walk around sometimes without getting winded. I have a love hate relationship with cigarettes. I’ve been to the doctors recently. My lips crack a lot and it’s really annoying and painful. I feel like I live at the mall. I curl my hair more than I straighten it. My room’s always a mess. I don’t need to workout because of how active I am at my job. I put something new up on my walls recently. I hate my room so much. I’m constantly whacking my hips against shit. I’m always embarrassing myself. Pizza is all I’ve eaten today I’d rather be alone right now I’d rather solve your problems than my own I say I’m going to do something but then I usually don’t do it One of my siblings has been to jail more than once My parents are no longer together and my dad re-married I regret getting my hair cut because I miss my long hair My arms are sore right now I’m going camping this weekend I live right on the border of my home state Rainy days are my favorite kind of days I’m extremely addicted to Vanilla Frappucinos Google Chrome is the shit I get homesick even if I’m 3 hours away I have a prepaid credit card and I love it My cell phone is white and has a full keyboard I crack my knuckles religiously I have been single for well over a year I’m going to be legal this summer and I can’t wait! Most of my friends are having kids but I sure as hell am not

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You're nineteen and a vegetarian.

You've been a vegetarian for over a year.

You don't like John Lennon.

You are studying Mandarin Chinese.

You have blue eyes and white hair.

People often mistaken you for sixteen or under.

You enjoy reading and mathematics.

You wish your family was healthier mentally.

Your favorite flavour of tea is mint.

You listen to foreign music.

You watch the anime Naruto Shippuden.

You prefer routine to your day.

You've never attended a concert.

You're Chinese.

Your favorite sport is basketball.

Your favorite basketball team is the Lakers.

You basically want to marry Kobe Bryant.

You have a Samsung S4.

You hate English quite a lot.

You like playing card games.

You think people who play League of Legends is stupid.

You are often jealous of anything trying to take something away from you.

Your parents are scientists.

You are really good at physics.

You prefer noodles over rice.

You want to own a BMW when you're older.

You were in choir in high school.

You like spicy food.

You're short compared to your friends.

You really like Hello Kitty and try to own a lot of it.

Your father is slowly dying.

Your mother is studying in a university.

You have a crush on someone who is younger than you.

You like to eat apples a lot.

You've had braces and they were recently taken out.

You recently decided to have bangs for your hair.

You eat rice at least every other day.

You live in a huge house.

You have multiple strangers living in your house with you.

You got a large amount of Halloween candy last year.

You are really good at badminton.

You like to watch Asian reality shows.

You have no siblings.

You hate your name.

You are very aggressive.

You overeat a lot and feel very guilty afterwards.

You are used to being left out.

You hate missing the person you care for.

You are a slow learner.

You don't like your teeth.

You have dyed your hair orange before.

Your friends think you have a great taste in music.

You would chose food over love anyday.

You often swear too much.

You have an older sister.

Your mother owns a beautiful car.

You are only nice to people you trust.

You like mood rings.

You obsess over Candy Crush.

You have an iPad or iPad Mini.

You prefer your hair in a ponytail more.

You have very noticable dimples.

You always use a cute voice with people.

You have a blue bicycle.

[merakiui]

it's trey's birthday!!!!! >:) to celebrate, here are a few trey thoughts and concepts.

(cw: yandere, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, gaslighting, mention of non-con, sk!trey, mention of love potion/drugging, brief nsfw, implied somnophilia)

✧ trey using his um to make you think you're free and can go anywhere, when in reality all this time you've been confined to a single room and every "place" you've gone to is simply the result of his unique magic altering your senses. that bakery you visited with him? that didn't really happen. the library? not real. the park? nonexistent. it's just you and trey in this single room and you've yet to figure it out. :)

✧ being trey's friend since childhood and you've always had a crush on him. the two of you have been inseparable, but when he goes off to nrc and you're left in the queendom of roses to attend school there your feelings start to dampen...and very quickly at that. the reason? trey hasn't been around to feed you the love potion he mixed into the pastries. he's been doing it since the two of you were children. it started as an accident when he unintentionally knocked it into the practice batter and you ate it and... he just likes it when you're in love with him. is that so terrible of a thing to want? :< meanwhile, you've always thought your feelings for him were true. ;;;

✧ au in which trey and rook are roommates and you're desperately trying to find a place to stay. isn't it so nice and convenient that your two friends have an extra room open for you to take? :) don't worry about paying rent with money. you can pay with other things.

✧ researcher trey x captive mer darling. maybe you're scared or anxious around humans and he's ultimately the one who befriends you. of course he does so with his own intentions in mind...

✧ trey with a darling who has a fear of men and he helps you get more comfortable around him by showing you he's safe and would never hurt you. he's just so gentle and so trustworthy and so sweet; he's so good at minding your personal space and being so patient and helpful. unfortunately, he just wants you to be more comfortable so it'll be easier to slide into your heart. and maybe he gets impatient and non-cons you instead. :( all of that trust... shattered. but now he has you all to himself and can slowly twist your perception of him in the strangest ways. he gaslights you into thinking that other men would do the same thing, but it'd be much worse and so you can really only ever trust and rely on him. see? doesn't he treat you so softly? you don't have to be scared; he helps you, saves you, protects you. he's good and others are bad.

✧ i never talk about trey's starsending robes, but omg they're so !!!!!!! stargazer trey who is there to collect your wish and you wish for a boyfriend because you thought it'd be a silly and lighthearted wish to make. trey is going to grant that wish if it's the last thing he does. >:D

✧ vampire trey.

✧ trey helping you fix your gag reflex by fucking your mouth often!!!! <3 now when you brush your tongue you won't gag anymore. :)

✧ serial killer trey and his obsession with collecting full sets of teeth from his victims. your teeth are especially fascinating to him, and thus you shall be his next victim.

✧ tooth fairy trey LOL.

✧ dentist trey......... but he's the dentist from novocaine. the sheer gaslighting in this song omg. the "you're bleeding now cuz you never floss" line.......... dentist trey is my beloved. i hope others can see this vision.

✧ OMG WAIT. dentist trey and dr. riddle... the two horsemen of the medical malpractice apocalypse. ;;;;;;;;;;; maybe they're roommates and you see the both of them for annual check-ups, so it's over for you when you wake shackled in their flat. T_T they know your medical history so well; you're in good hands.

✧ trey who takes care of you when you're sick, only to realize he quite likes it when you're so weak and feeble. he intentionally keeps you sick so you'll rely on him and if you think something's amiss he gaslights all of your worries away, minimizing them with a simple, "it must be a rough flu season..." or "don't push yourself so hard; you'll only get sicker." >:( no!!!! trey, you're the one making darling sicker!!!!!! in the same vein that trey is your greatest pathogen, he is also your greatest panacea. for only he gets to decide when you can heal and get better. :)

✧ you often party a lot with cater, so trey's seen you when you're intoxicated far too many times. he tries to be upstanding and honest on the surface, if only to look normal and reliable. but how can he resist when you're right there on his bed, passed out like a corpse?