#rip Ona my beloved

[bogboye]

here's Venom: Let there be Carnage simply because you asked me to shittily review movies @guttergang

the target audience for this movie was so clearly queer people, monsterfuckers and people that get gender envy from symbiotes

HE HAS A TIRE TO CHEW ONA SJAKABSKANAKASJ I want one (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Eddie is such a sweaty little disaster man I have no idea why the dude dudebros where shitting on this movie for being an 'unworthy' sequel, like you ever thought this guy could ever be a normal protagonist? Fucking normies

I very heavily relate to Venom because I, too, have an unhealthy attachment to Sonny and Cher

They're best friends <3

Toilet lady? More like queen of (mostly) minding her own business

Like let's be honest with ourselves, if we heard/saw some dude on the women's toilets talk to a presumably disembodied voice we'd have a "ayo hold up" moment too

DAN MY BELOVED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you for being the chillest dude ever ❤ ❤❤

For realsies, this mf sees his girlfriend, his girlfriends ex and the weird alien that's plastered to his ass doing some batshit insane shit and he's just like "Yeah babe I'll drive y'all"

KING

Cletus, my good dude, you're whack as shit

Appreciate the effort though

He,,,,, he doesn't like,,, red m&ms,,,,,,,,

HUMNA HUMNA COOL ALIEN SOUND EFFECTS GO BRRRRRRRRRR LIZARD BRAIN LIKEY LIKEY

Really wondering what the straight looking men thought at that scene

Y'all know which one

TORNADO????? TORNADO?????

Francis my unhinged queen? Your taste in men in questionable but I'll allow it <3

He broke her out of jail with his weird murder pet, need me a man like that (still questionable taste)

Brb calling my man so he'll steal a car for me too

They really looked at Carnage, Cletus and Eddie and asked: How many daddy issues can we fit in there? (So many)

MISS CHEN SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU THE WAY SHE CRADDLED VENOMS HEAD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Need I say anything about the rave? Yeah thought so

*it's about the queerness* 🤌

Anne? Girl are you okay? I really hope you are because man... you're a magnet for alien bullshit

Their fight was fun like yas boys, beat each other's asses ☺

RIP that priest tho

And they have symbiosis! Oh my God they have symbiosis 🥺

Bestie what was- hold on, what was that? *queue Mulligans eyes fucking glowing* like sir?????

haha gay

gay gay GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

JJJ SHUT THE FUCK UP CHALLENGE GO ❤

*Venom and Eddie being like that in nwh* *Kevin Feige spraying them like a fucking cat with a water bottle*