I'm actually glad blackbeard was off fishing for most of episode five bc if he'd seen stede in that suit I stg he would have climbed that man like a fucking tree
"edizzy is platonic" "edizzy is romantic" have you ever considered that maybe over the years the line between the two has become so blurred that it's ceased to matter? have you ever stopped to think that MAYBE their love for each other isn't transactional, that maybe it's just an unyielding care they share for one another (at times to their own detriment)? yeah, didn't think so. cuck.
I have totally normal feelings about this image because I am a totally normal guy with totally normal levels of appreciation for men being chained up. totally.
a part of me hopes wishes and prays that the afterlife is real so the irl edward teach and stede bonnet can watch in horror as david jenkins makes them kiss
"I... have love for you, edward" YEAH AND I HAVE A BOMB AND I'M GOING TO EXPLODE AMERICAN WRITER SLASH PRODUCER SLASH DIRECTOR SLASH SHOWRUNNER DAVID JENKINS WITH IT