#rory is the menace handler

[radio-ghost-cooks]

more bowsimm AU headcanons but it's just Rory and the Master

Amy bullies the Doctor (affectionately), Rory bullies the Master (affectionately)

Master: "would it kill you to wear something fashionable for once?" Rory: "you're wearing a dog collar and clothes you dug out of the bloody landfill. can it."

they play card games (both Human and Gallifreyan) while they wait for Amy and the Doctor to come back

Amy told Rory about the fish fingers and custard, and Rory told the Master, and suddenly the Master was yelling at the Doctor for inventing such a horrific combination of foods

its a damn good thing Rory can cook because nobody else can and the Master has an appetite to rival a damn Snorlax

Rory has a spray bottle full of water labeled "in case of Master"

he sprays it whenever it tries to eat a person (it works surprisingly well)

Rory winds up picking the Master to be one of his best men while him and Amy are wedding planning