#rvbabble

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couldn't decide if i was gonna get the grunts new jobs at a different GrubCo because funny or have them hire on at the Blood Gulch Center... and then realized i could just put a little food/drink shop in the BGC. new location same shitty job lol

Blue team works the food side of the supermart, red team is hardware, sundries, etc.

Sarge assigns the ex-GrubCo workers to blue team by default bc Flowers supervises the shop on the food side

Lopez, Sheila and their son Dos.0 run a little Bodega on a corner with their robot cats.

you know i was gonna have Phil be a stocker but it might be funny to have him work for the Desert Gulch guys which... i am still working out lol

I'm almost thinking one of those places that does gravel and sand so temple can have a place to hide bodies n shit

who else did i get fired... oh my God Locus working at a call center tho. customer threats simply do not work on him because he's been with Felix forever.

when Lone Star reintroduces delivery I'll have 479er join them i think, i forgot about her 🙈

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no yellow church is ostensibly from when he went ‘back in time’ with Gary’s help (s3?) and made copies of himself, and one of them is yellow, and alpha’s like ‘so what did you do?’ bc he’s yellow and yellow church is like ‘man it seemed like a good idea at the time’

or... the wiki seems to think it’s just Caboose’s mental version of sister who is ‘church’s twin brother’ {link} :/ but yeah. 

tl;dr it’s a version of church who has yellow armor. whether it’s caboose’s brain version or one of church’s time-loop iterations remains to be seen ig

I'm so bored today, think I'll start some fandom drama

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recognized a common thread in a few of my au ideas: frustrating the living shit out of Felix

Tartarus AI au: Andy jams up doors, shuts off consoles, opens maintenance hatches where he's walking to trip him, eventually crashes the whole damn ship with him on it. they get into several fist fights.

shark key au: shark activates the key before handing it to Felix because Santa doesn't tell them it bonds to one user, cue Felix rage (though the mercs win chorus in this one, so maybe it balances out? but still no sick alien sword for Felix 😢)

modern coworkers au: Sharkface and Felix are only 'friends' by constant proximity and Felix is getting so sick of Shark's whining about his shitty bf on their lunch breaks. 🙄

conduction (kinda): Sharkfuck sweeps locus off his feet right out from under Felix's nose and he gets strong-armed into abandoning the mission and their amazing paycheck. also Sharkface buys the worst beer ever and that's unforgivable.

food service hell au: i gave him a job at a fast food place staffed by assholes and idiots and then got him shoved in a dumpster :3c i’m not sure where i’m getting him a job next but it’s going to suck (everyone gets a cruddy job in this au but it counts for this list lmao) (AO3/Tumblr)

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*gasp* i just got a brainwave for the sharklina pieces of the fantasy au except. kaisharklina. they’re going to team up and fluster the guard captain to within an inch of her life >:3c

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sometimes I sit back, mystified, and wonder to myself how this ten-episode side character managed to grab me by the heart and keep my attention solidly fixed on him for almost a full fucking year at this point. idr if I've ever had a hyperfixation last this long

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I like that my locus tag is 'unfriendly neighborhood bugman' because all I have to type in is "unf" and tumblr's like 'oh yeah I know who you mean don't even worry about it I got u 😏 "unf" is right iykwim hahaha'

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perhaps i should have left those for after sleeping and being more coherent but like... thinking about rvb is very comforting 😌

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made the mistake of rewatching season 6 and now it's real 'snapping the Director's scrawny fucking neck' hours at casa del drem

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*excitedly slapping desk* rvb secret santa piece locked and loaded and ready to fire!!! i never get things done before deadline, im usually wrapping presents at 11 pm on christmas eve! i have so much good brain chemicals rn lmao

shoutout to buddies who helped me do a quick edit rather than the month-long agonizing process i usually treat myself to lmao rip :) no names rn so no one tries to do an elimination to find out their santa but u know who u are and ily <3

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@donut-entendre u are a blessing 🙏 are u sure tho there's a lot lol and I like all of them

things lurking in my half-assed rvb wips repository:

post-s13 locus alien baby au with side order of grief-induced hallucinations (2 versions- with and without magic alien temple fuckery for revivals because I love to suffer, this one might actually make it to one-shot status idk)

noPFL Charon sharkprice meet-cute coffee date

locnut Iowa farm family rivalry au, Sam's got two dads, Sarge and Butch, and Donuts got his two moms. rivalry started bc donuts ma stole Butch's usual blue ribbon for pies at the county fair one year and escalated in the usual passive aggressive Midwestern way ever since

shark vs Tex bar brawl, grief processing and drinking buddies. they don't have to hold back fighting bc they're both at least 50% metal

past PriceChurch pfl where price grows a conscience and steals alpha before they can start torturing him and turns Leonard in to the authorities but Alpha ends up in the hands of Charon anyway and it's Worse tm

metadocnut meet-horny ELNOD au with plural meta and do℅malley. they raise bees and donut starts a scented candle business at the farmers market (I've got a lot written for this actually but also bc plural stuff it's a bit personal too)

triplets x trio survival shenanigans with sharkprice frame, when Sharky mentions something about his ex Darryl getting sent to some ice shit hole planet and never hearing from him again, Aiden realizes they never extracted the triplets from the distraction mission bc pfl imploded so they set about trying to rescue the Charon agents and Freelancers

saving private loco verse with blues n reds prison hijinks tryna bust Lorenzo out of storage bc he's a teammate, not an object

SharKey au (same as the crappily drawn comic I made lol) where the sword gives shark the edge over the freelancers he needs and Chorus Loses bc they can activate the purge (might get around to writing this actually I've got some more ideas)

yet another Shark and Felix live au where Sharky gets his grappling hook back and yoinks Felix out of the sky before he can splat but Locus already made his decision so Felix is suicidally reckless and suspicious of everyone especially sharkface who is licherally just trying to help their side survive. I made a diagram for this one but I'll admit I know nothing about physics

I like them.... I like to think about them.....

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no headphones, no speakers, just me jamming the fuck out to sharkface/rooftop blasting inside my skull

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for the fanfic wip ask game: armor

wow that was quick! lol I was wondering if I'd even have anything but duh Halo armor lmao

"Sharkface glanced behind the doctor at a person in khaki armor with light blue stripes." :3c

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hrrnmnmmmn.. 😑 putting Sharkface's thighs on display means I gotta decide if I want him to have leg tattoos and what goes where

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ok folks I've got some death-oriented Felix posts queued up for the end of the month (30th/31st) they're all tagged with "death day posts" so you can filter that tag if you don't wanna see any of that ✌️

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there has literally not been a single day where I haven't thought about sharkface in some capacity since at least February. wild

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fun fact I do most of my writing on my phone and I swipe type so if I'm going too fast and not paying attention sometimes Tucker will end up as Tickets and Alpha as Apples