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The crew as shit I say constantly at work (hardware store)

Allan: If I don’t see it I’m not responsible for it

Tom: This is an OSHA violation come to life

Neil: That’s a hazard

Harry: I’m about to McFreakin’ lose it

Ernie: (in song) I don’t like it I don’t like it I don’t like it here. You wouldn’t like it, nobody likes it, nobody likes it here

Nick: I’m about to put my grandfather to shame (in reference to swearing like a sailor)

Vinny: I don’t trust those two to roll up a water hose by themselves

Jaggerman: Time to put my Master’s degree to good use *jumps in the dumpster*

Wil: These things are designed by committee (certain grills and wheelbarrows)

Ollie: It’s military grade /derogatory/

Eckhart: Lock in, chat