#sakumo made him eat his greens but jokes on sakumo bc that bish is dead and kakashi can eat all the juicy squirrels he wants now | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dogteethkakashi · 1 year

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losing my mind at the idea of tiny baby kakashi realising the food he was saving for dinner is spoiled so he goes fishing bc he can kind of work that out but he sucks at it and everntually catches a shitty little fish and by that time its dark and hes cold and alone and really really fkn hungry..... and hes got wet socks its a very bad time. so hes sitting on the bank wi his shitty little fish and realises theres no one watching him like NO ONE CARES what he does so he just,,,,, eats the fkn fish. whole ass fish, chewy skin and gross scales,,,, but he dont care bc hes five and alone and hes got 20 sharp as shit little child teeth and no one can stop him

#its the dog teeth #but also #love the hatake lore concept that theyre a bit feral and dont get too sick eating random raw shit like fish #works out how to trap rabbits and fullon goes golem on them in the woods #tiny gremlin covered in blood #kakashi #he doesnt like sweet things bc actually grew up eating fkn wild animals #sakumo made him eat his greens but jokes on sakumo bc that bish is dead and kakashi can eat all the juicy squirrels he wants now #dogteethposts

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