#sanghost speak

[sanghost]

splatoon story campaigns are so funny to me like you have these crazy messed up incomprehensible horrors where thousands or millions of lives are on the line, so you challenge them and face the mastermind behind the literal apocalypse as they gloat about how they will destroy everything you care about and then kill you in the slowest and most painful way they can but you look like this

[sanghost]

cannot believe it’s splatoon 1’s final minutes and i’m in a lobby with frye toes

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it’s been a pleasure 🫡

[sanghost]

JULIO WHEREVER YOU ARE IM LOOKING OUT FOR YOU KING

[sanghost]

2018: i just got started on splatoon 1 and twenty one pilots is teasing a new album

2024: splatoon 1 is about to die forever and twenty one pilots is teasing a new album

[sanghost]

ITS PAST MIDNIGHT AND I CAN STILL PLAY??????

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TRAILER????? TIME TO MUTE SHIT WE’RE NOT GETTING SPOILERS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sanghost]

squids are dead but now i’m thinking about that pipeline it sent me down from playing splatoon for the first time to getting borderline adopted that’s crazy

[sanghost]

are the servers shutting down or not what is going on rn😭

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i’ve already cried like 4 times and there’s still an hour and a half left i am NOT coping here chat

[sanghost]

happy new year but more importantly happy side-order-release year

[sanghost]

‼️MAJOR SPLATOON 3 STORY MODE SPOILERS AHEAD‼️

ALRIGHTY SO I JUST WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT AT 2 AM REALISING THIS BUT

WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE RUINS OF ARK POLARIS ARE FROM READING THE FINAL ALTERNA LOG

AND THAT GRIZZ WAS ON IT? YEA IDK WHY THEY DECIDED TO PUT BEARS ON SENTIENCE DRUGS IN SPACE BUT WHATEVER ITS SPLATOON THIS IS HARDLY SUPRISING

BUT

THIS WAS HERE

THE ENTIRE

GODDAMN

TIME

[sanghost]

forever gonna be haunted by when my friend and i were drawing each other’s cephalopods and he tried colouring in my ones jumper so he pointed at the reference and asked “what’s this?” so i said with full confidence “oh the jumper? annaki blue cuff” then he looked at me like “no the colour”

so yea i forgot my best friend of like 7 years is colour blind but by god do i know my splatoon gear

[sanghost]

captain 3 i love you a lot but i’m sure i didn’t grind tooth and nail in splatoon 1 for good shit for you look like you crawled out of a trash bin and steal your grandpa’s old clothes

[sanghost]

i’m using youtube logged out and am avoiding twitter and tiktok at all costs im not taking ANY chances

[sanghost]

clancy tomorrow what if i exploded