#sanji/fat reader agenda pt 2838456

[ofallthingsnasty]

Imagine noticing that Sanji gets a not-so-subtle boner whenever he watches you eat (which is... an awful lot) and confronting him about it.

And he flails ands wails and says that it's not the fact that you're eating that makes him pitch a tent, but the fact that his food makes you happy (and that he's absolutely not one of those feeder guys, he swears, while on his knees, trying to convince you).

Worse yet - he isn't even lying. You wouldn't know but he's actually just getting a little happiness erection every time you enjoy the fruits of his labor (= his love), the fucking freak. He's head over heels over the fact that something that came from his hands made you smile like you've been kissed by the sun herself.