#sardonistic

[ceadgearst]

Dumb

Contemplation

I need a vacation

Not just from this location

but this whole algimation

of what’s supposedly a nation

…

I need to get off this planet

Goddammit

I ain’t always just frantic

Sometimes it’s a dull panic

When I feel accomplished and manic

I feel just tyrannic

Am i sardonistic

Or just the realest

Am I just a surrealist

This page, can I peel it?

Can you feel it in the breeze

The squeeze of life and death

Balancing like our breath

[echoesofman]

The 6th Gargoyle Prince(Princess?) of Middle Hell and The Sardonist Magpie Strix

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

You’re welcome.

How are you real.

[cysnowsure]

sardonistic replied to your post

What’s a space e mail.

this website where you write a message and send it, and a random person gets it.  you can also get random messages from people.

can't really reply, but a lot of people use it to vent, some people use it for poetry, some people are clearly just moronic and bored, and then there are some people that send happy messages out for all the venters.

it's interesting, all in all.

[c0cksuckr]

It isn’t as if I grab your chest every day and go, “ Praise ze cocksuckeeng lord zat zere are no perky breazts ‘ere, ” or something, euh?

“ …You should. That’d be H I L A R I O U S. ”

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

Hot and badass?

Get out of the bed. Right now.

[c0cksuckr]

#I don't get it.  #What's a fuckboy.

You, mon amour.

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

Or we could just eat out.

Mm, but I do not want to leave the house.  Today is one of my days. You make pork chops, I'll make pasta salad.

Compromise. 

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

How about… pork chops.

Mmgh, that is so much effort, though. God, but now I want those.

Fuck you. Fuck you right in the goddamn ear, I hate you so much.

I am sleeping under the bed tonight, and you can just kiss my ass, you enculé.  Why do you exist. 

[c0cksuckr]

#I have a nice one.  #Aw.

Are we going to have a moment because I said your URL is nice. 

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

Cook me food.

What the fuck. Make your own food.

Euh.  Unless you want ranch pasta salad, because that is what I want. 

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

The fuck, Kyle.

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

You’re dumb.

You're the one who said it.

[c0cksuckr]

This reminds me of Stan and Damien. Stan because of the dogs, and Damien just because of this guy's fucking reactions.

[c0cksuckr]

sardonistic replied to your post:

This is who I am inside. An actual emo.

Yes, cher, I know.  This is your theme song.

[c0cksuckr]

I swear to God, every time he says FML, out loud or otherwise, I laugh, because I remember the first time he ever said it, out loud, and I still cannot believe it.