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synesthete-sylke · 8 months

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selkie smajor selkie smajor selkie smajor !!

the fact pirates!scott could've been secretly mer,,, please the angst would be so good

also scott as a chubby little seal would be so funny, he'd break into the kestrel's base to eat their snacks and to avoid being caught turn into a seal whenever someone walked by

imagine going to eat your 3am shredded cheese and you walk into your kitchen only to find a harbor seal covered in jam eating all of your pastries.

how did he get there? why is he eating that and not the fish? how did he open drawers with flippers? these are all questions scott will not answer!

#sylke's art #scott smajor #smajor #smajor1995 #smajor fanart #pirates smp #scurvyblr #pirates smp fanart #lil bit of #traffic life fanart #selkie #(even if it's not accurate to mythology)#(at all)#he's just a little gremlin and i love that for him !!#sausage would be enabling this little bastard i know he would #oh and the reason i chose a harbor seal #rather than any colourful fish species #is because it's one of the several marine mammals known to have homosexual members!!#also because scott's chaotic enough to pull off being a seal #!! someone should write a fic where another pirate (probs martyn) catches a seal and whoops #he just stabbed scott #that's not good

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