#sbsp college au

[singlecellanniversaries]

masterpost of @princessplantasaurus’s plankaren fics for my own reference

except the very smutty ones, those went straight to my nsfw blog

Musical/All Human:

Pregnancy Scare

New Year’s Kiss

Right after the “Big Guy” scene

“Such big evil in such a little thing.”

“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”

They murder Fred and try to hide the body

Plankton thinks it’s a date, Karen thinks it’s a job interview

Plankton walks in on Karen singing

Karen is actually pregnant

“That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook for not getting me chocolates.”

Sexy Popsicle Trope

Karen tries to make Plankton jealous

BEACH DAY!!!

Pregnant Karen Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

“I don’t want to scheme without you anymore”

Plankton Proposes

“I thought it was a one night stand.”

Cuddling after just waking up

“How long have you been standing there?”

Comfort Cuddling

Plankton forgets Karen's birthday and scrambles to get her a gift

“Come to bed” kisses

Kisses after sexytimes

“You look beautiful” kisses

Karen tries to prevent someone else from proposing to Plankton

“Tipsy Sheldon wants to pin you to the couch, but he won’t because you’re holding a drink and he’s a gentleman.”

After a Fight

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“I think we need better communication skills.”

Two weeks after the events of the musical

“I didn’t settle for you!”

The prompt was “Unbreakable” but I’d be doing everyone a disservice if I don’t refer to this as “MY LEG!”

Pregnant Karen Part 3: The Third One

Pregnant Karen Part 4: Krabs is a Jerk

“It’s not my fault we’re tied up together!”

“Don’t tempt me.”

MORE DRUNK PLANKTON

More post-musical fluff

“No, you didn't wake me up. I couldn't sleep either.”

Pregnant Karen Part 5: THEY HAD TWINS

“Hold my hand.”

Hangover Fluff!

“This is just a big game of chicken to you, isn’t it?”

Karen vents to the Krusty Krab crew and Krabs agrees to a "date" with her to rile up Plankton

“Can’t a man admire his wife’s face in peace?!?”

"Is that the formula in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Too Drunk to Drive

“Why aren’t you afraid of me?”

“Never apologize for that.”

Sequel to Karen stopping the proposal

“I’ve learned that you telling me to ‘shut up’ is really just you saying ‘stop making me blush.’” 

“This is why none of your schemes work without me.”

“My friends need to be punished!”

Plankton fails at speaking Chinese but at least Karen thinks he sounds cute while trying

This really is the world’s smallest man playing “My Heart Bleeds For You” on a tiny violin!

Karen bails Plankton out of jail

EVEN MORE DRUNK PLANKTON

Musical/All Human with Robot Karen:

Karen finds out Plankton cheated on her years ago

First Meeting

A Valentine’s Day Misunderstanding

Karen gets a virus

Having “The Talk”

EXTREMELY SAD CUDDLES

Much happier follow up to the sad cuddles

Karen’s Nightmare

Making History

How they got engaged

Karen never imagined herself in a wedding dress...

“YOU CALLED ME HARDWARE!”

Karen Vs. Siri

“You looked so tired, I didn’t want to disturb you.”

“You’re the most important person in my life.”

Soulmates

“I wasn’t drunk last night.  I meant it when I told you I loved you.”

“She told me I’m an idiot if I don’t ask you out after all of this.”

Soulmates Part 2

Soulmates Part 3

College AU (based on this fic):

Pregnancy Scare College Edition

New Year’s Kiss College Edition

“It was his sly smile and sweet talking that got her to sign up in the first place.”

“I need a favour.”

AU of the AU where Plankton is a TA

“It’s the first week of the semester, what reason could you possibly have for being at the library right now?”

“I was really drunk and you walked me safely back to my dorm room.”

“You think eyepatches are sexy?”

Singing in the dorm shower!

Roommates AU of the AU!

awkward parental holiday plankaren hijinks™

Plankton’s roommate keeps locking him out

Plankton runs into Karen with his bike

Hooking Up

IT Help Desk Shenanigans

“The student center had free condoms” aka the funniest prompt ever

Costume Party!

Meeting Karen’s Parents

Karen finds Plankton crying in the computer lab

“Why is your skin so soft?”

Plankton sets off the fire alarm at 3 am in the dead of winter

“What’s wrong with now?”

Plankton actually being wholesome for once

This isn’t what “Netflix and chill” is, Plankton

A study session takes a turn for the embarrassing

More actually wholesome Plankton

Plankton is short and adorable

In a Crowded Hallway

Sheldon “Stares Creepily At His Girlfriend Until She Marries Him” Plankton, Everybody

Sandy catches them making out in the bathroom

Plankton’s gonna have to call his parents back

“Walking across campus should not have been a contact sport.”

“Sweetheart, shut up and drink your coffee.”

Tinder Shenanigans

Plankton gets territorial

“Just a little love bite!”

DAMMIT SPOT NOT NOW  (HELLA SEXY but not really enough to be full on smut imo)

“If you really wanted to thank me, you’d tell me who did this so I can plot my homicide.”

Plankton is sick, Karen nurses him back to health with soup and mandatory cuddles

Taking a bath together (again quite sexy but still sfw enough)

Karen knows how to motivate Plankton to exercise

Karen wants to study, Plankton wants to make out

Karen sarcastically calls Plankton “Doctor” but he gets turned on by it

Dinner with Karen’s family

“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”

They take each other’s underwear from the laundromat by mistake

Plankton buys a date with Karen at a charity auction and he’s probably a serial killer

Game Night!

Their Families Meet

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day Part 2

Valentine’s Day Part 3

They get caught by an RA

Valentine’s Day Part 4

Soulmates College Edition

Fake Dating Trope

Karen meets Spot 

Valentine’s Day Part 5

WEDDING DAY!!!

“Grab me a cookie.”

They meet baby Pearl

Plankton tries to hide the fact he hasn’t slept the past few nights due to nightmares from Karen

Plankton is creepy, the sky is blue and water is wet

Sequel to the families meeting

"Sharing is caring, now give me your fries."

Krabs knows they’re dating but they won’t admit it

And the sequel!

Plankton introduces himself to Karen’s parents

Plankton loses his phone, Karen finds it

Plankton leaves gifts in Karen’s locker

COFFEE SHOP AU OF THE AU

Plankton hurts his ankle and refuses to see a doctor

Karen needs to get out of bed, Plankton disagrees

Plankton’s grandma is a jerk

“This is by far the stupidest plan you've ever created. Of course I'm in.”

Dangerous Territory

"Am I supposed to be impressed?”

“I’m your new girl?”

“You’re not going to die, okay? Stop googling your symptoms and go see an actual doctor.”

“Is it alright if I call you princess?”

They get WAY too drunk at a party

Plankton and Sandy fight over Karen

“Delete it. Now.”

“I love this song! Want to dance?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

Having Breakfast

“When you were drunk last night you kept telling me I kiss better than anyone, and I don’t know why since we’ve never kissed before.”

“You need a jello shot!”

“And there he was, standing proudly in her 5 inch heels.”

“How can a lab table be better than another?” “Depends on what you’re using them for.”

“My ex is on their way over here, quick, make out with me!”

“I could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”

“D-Do that again...”