#scaramouche. * ･ﾟ✧:･☽˚｡ the balladeer.

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May I request a Kazuha X Heizou X Wanderer platonically with afem!reader who was isekaied to the Genshin world and basically goes through the same thing Wanderer did in the Sumeru archon quests (the sages & Dottore turning him into a god) but the reader’s motivations for becoming a god were not for power but because she didn’t want anyone to hurt her. And during the battle against her one of them notices that the way she’s acting is more akin to a child playing a game rather than someone maliciously causing trouble. After being defeated the reader turns into a baby. Wanderer suggests the three of them adopt her so there isn’t a situation like how he was back then (even if Heizou and Kazuha don’t know what he’s talking about do the Irminsul situation)

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Kazuha x Heizou x Wanderer x Female Reader: To Be a God

Warnings: fluff in general, but pieces of angst here and there

Rating: SFW

To be a god, there are rules to follow. To be a powerful god like an archon, there are even more rules to follow. To you, you didn't care about the rules. Hell, you didn't even care as to how to ended up from your New York City apartment into the world of Genshin. When Dottore found you, he gave you a once in a lifetime opportunity and you took it. Sure the process was gruesome, but now you were given the chance to become a god. Now no one would ever make fun of you.

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Kazhua and Heizou were invited to Sumeru to visit their wonderful yet angsty boyfriend, Kunicara (which is what I named the wanderer in the game). Given Heizou's status in Inazuma and Kazuha constantally being out at sea, it was rare for the three of them to be together. As the two Inazumans walked around the Grand Bazzar, they spotted Kunicara, but he seemed worried which freaked the two out.

"Hey, Kuni-" Heizou started.

"Quick, how do I take care of a baby?!" Kunicara asked as he gripped his hair, leaving the two confused.

"Uh, what?" Kazuha asked as he tilted his head in confusion.

"A baby! How do I take care of one?!" The two boys didn't know what to do. None of them had ever taken care of babies before.

"Babe, you're gonna have to explain this to us," Heizou said. After getting Kunicara to calm down, the three sat a nearby café where the story of how Kunicara became in charge of a baby.

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After sifling through his memories, Kunicara and the traveller came upon Shouki no Kami, the Prodigal. But there was something different about it. Inside was a girl. You.

"Hey! Who are you?! Where's the Balladeer?!" Paimon shouted at you.

"Who, me? I'm the new god of Sumeru," You giggled. This was strange. Wasn't Scaramouche supposed to be in there? Even Nahida was confused.

"Why do you want to become a god?" she asked you. You paused for a moment. No one has ever asked you that. But you responded to her plain and simple.

"I don't want anyone to hurt me. I want to be like the gods I read about or see in movies, where they care about the ones they love," you said. The wanderer looked at you in shock. This wasn't about power? But protecting those you loved? He never thought of that. But he had to defeat you in order to restore things with Irminsul.

*Time skip cause I'm tired and don't wanna write a fight scene*

After a long and playful fight, you were finally defeated. The only problem was, you turned into a baby?!

"What?! How did she turn into a baby?!" Paimon exclaimed.

"I guess the power she was given was too much and caused her to shrink down into an infant," Nahida said. Soon, began the debate of who would look after you and Kunicara ended up being your caretaker.

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"Wow, you don't hear that everyday," Heizou said.

"I don't know what to do! You guys gotta help me!" Kunicara begged.

"Alright, alright. Deep breath," Kazuha said and Kunicara did as he was told. "Now then. Let's think about this here. You live in Sumeru, I live on a boat in Liyue waters, and Heizou lives in Inazuma. Obviously, if you want our help, we'll need to buy a place."

"Not Inazuma!" Kunicara quickly said.

"A-alright then. How about here in Sumeru? It's nice, beautiful, and got the Akidemiya (I know I spelled that wrong but I'm too lazy to fix it) right there. It's perfect!" Kunicara gave it some thought and soon realized that Sumeru was perfect.

"Alright then. Let's do it," he said.

"Perfect! Besides, I've been wanting to start a family with you two for a long time now," Kazuha smiled. And so began the long but amazing journey of raising you as their daughter.