#scp 2439

[cannedravi0lii]

okay so i have been led down a rabbit hole of zalgo stuff. more under cut. this would be 10x longer if i transferred everything over but i'm doing my current thoughts right now.

i was supposed to find more of zalgo's proxies and got sucked into the scp wiki where i read like all of hello world and the stories afterward because scp-2522 (also called hatbot) IS in fact a proxy of zalgo (it used his power to kill a bunch of people or something and does want to summon him). i'm not saying more about hatbot because i neeedd people to read the story please please please .

(if i had to give zalgo's "proxies" a specific TYPE of proxy it'd be agent, because that essentiallt just means cultist, which i feel is the closest. zalgo CAN technically mess with their brains, but i feel like he doesn't aside from the usual "driving people insane" thing. then again, that's not controlling them, that's just scrambling the inside of their skull like an egg. so it's separate.)

after that i went over to the gods and demons wiki where i found some more stuff, but i think a lot of this is written with the idea that zalgo is the scarlet king. for example that zalgo's offspring include scp-999 and scp-682 (obviously) called "joy" and "atanti ql-paneu" in this. zalgo is also called "za'lgatoth" so that's fun. also to be mentioned this is someone being "taken over" by scp-2439 (also known as. you guessed it. the scarlet king) which reminds me heavily of zalgo for obvious reasons. also because of the zalgoified garfield comics haha.

WITH the idea that zalgo is the scarlet king: i look at this .

less the other stuff moreso the pandora force stuff. pandora force which stops the scarlet king. sentinels of pandora which keeps people save from anomalies in general. hohoho. hohoho ! maybe they moved onto bigger stuff. WHO KNOWS.

i don't know if the sentinels of pandora and the pandora force would be the exact same thing (especially considering they're made by different people) but they seem to have the same goal in mind so i'm throwing those together.

(also if the links are wrong, or if anyone even reads this, tell me)

the only real proxies worth noting (relative to current events in MY stuff) are ben, scarecrow, stripes, smile dog, the hornette clan, hatbot, shadowlurker (i'm not sure if he still is), greg rainer (no idea who that is but his name's come up) and herobrine (i'm not sure how, but this also means glitchy red and s!3v3n serve zalgo by proxy (haha. get it) whether they're "neutral" on it or not.) liu is a new member. sorry for him. he's in a cult now.

it can be assuuumeddd that everyone above wants to summon him. i know that hatbot and the hornette clan (which smile dog is in) definitively do. but i'd have to look up more stuff on the other ones.

also i really like how the collective members are kind of slenderman's limbs and then zalgo's agents are his eyes. slenderman puts himself in his proxies like a virus while zalgo uses his like little scouts. ^_^ he can't interact with the world physically so he sees through them and tells them what to do. meanwhile slenderman is able to fully put himself out there (and can use the collective to travel between realms in a way ? i'd have to do more research on them too (despite watching the full series) haha)

i think being near a proxy of slenderman or zalgo for a long time WILL mess up your brain which is where smile dog even gets his abilities from. that's why the chainmail works, it was a gift from zalgo.

with slenderman it's a sickness and it's something that can't be taken out of you. it will continue to eat away at you until you are nothing. zalgo's abilities on the other hand just fry you completely. there's no salvaging anything.

also: i love lazari and stripes. i like the idea of them being zalgo's kids. HOWEVER i probably will not stick with the um. zalgo from i eat pasta for breakfast. i don't like him. and i AM including pain in this. AND scp-166 and the rest of zalgo's weirdo scp kids (through the scarlet king, who we're saying IS zalgo here).

these are all the notes i have right now. maybe i'll make a list of proxies as well as who all is neutral.

the "sides" would probably be slenderman, splendorman and zalgo. trenderman maybe but i don't think about him regularly.

umm blehgegbflhbgfgb good bye

[ddrqoyote]

Series III Era

SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina

SCP-2003 - Preferred Option

SCP-000

SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz

SCP-2682 - The Blind Idiot

SCP-S

SCP-666 1/2-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-2006 - Too Spooky

SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World

SCP-1762 - Where The Dragons Went

The Stars Do Not Wait For You

SCP-2718 - What Happens After

SCP-179 - Sauelsuesor

SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN

Amnestic Use Guide

SCP-001-McTiriss - A Record

Fear Alone

SCP-2557 - A Holding of Envelope Logistics

SCP-2662 - cthulhu f'UCK OFF!

SCP-2740 - It Wasn't There

SCP-2264 - In the Court of Alagadda

SCP-2875 - The Town That Got Fucked By Bears

We Need to Talk About Fifty-Five

ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED!

SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?

SCP-2256 - Very Tall Things

Everyone Knows

SCP-2602 - Exbibliothetic

SCP-2719 - Inside

SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|●

SCP-TTKU-J

"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" & Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. [REDACTED]

SCP-2316 - Field Trip

SCP-001-TwistedGears/Kaktus - Ouroboros

SCP-2935 - O, Death

SCP-2747 - As below, so above

SCP-2439 - [SLOT UNALLOCATED]

Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers

Series IV Era

SCP-3000 - Anantashesha

SCP-3001 - Red Reality

SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought

SCP-3003 - The End of History

SCP-3333 - Tower

SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me

SCP-3005 - A Light That Died

SCP-3519 - These Quiet Days

SCP-001-Locke - When Day Breaks

SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA

Tales of the Ethics Committee

SCP-3034 - The Counting Station

GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN

SCP-3740 - God Is Dumb

SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow

SCP-3930 - The Pattern Screamer

SCP-3521 - forced banana equivalent dose by dado

SCP-3213 - F*ck off Carl.

SCP-\\\\-J - The Subject is Aware

SCP-3393 - For Your Eyes Only

SCP-3939 - [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]

SCP-3309 - Where We Go when We Fade, Fade Away

SCP-3211 - There Is No Canon

SCP-001-Lily - The World's Gone Beautiful

SCP-001-Tufto - The Scarlet King

SCP-3790 - Department of Abnormalities

SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear

SCP-001-Hippo - A Good Boy

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified.

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[picketpolecat]

I'm genuinely surprised this idea for a  Project Isorropía entry was never even considered:

SCP Designation: SCP-2439 - An empty slot nobody uses, no one knows why

SCP Designation: SCP-048 - An empty slot nobody uses, everyone knows why

Containment Method: "Okay, so I was grouping these two slots together for database convenience, and right when I did, a Chaos Insurgency raid occurred within the D-Class Compound where they blasted through a wall where that slime lamp was and killed a specific selection of them before leaving, anyone knows what the deal behind that was?" - Guest Researcher Fred

[intro-to-scp]

Obscure SCP of the day!

SCP-2439 is an SCP apparently entirely contained by Class-D personnel, which are the lowest personnel in the Foundation. It is supposedly the mind of a being from another dimension, and the entire SCP is etched onto a wall.

[ethicscommited]

SCP-2439 Starter

Twelve guards are put under Class-E Quarantine at Site-71 after reading writing upon a wall.

Director 001 headed over to see the fuss with Agents 599, 461, and 333. They awaited at the Front Gate for someone to open it.

[herc18]

Loved this.