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TT: hi
TT: or whatever
TT: my name is david fitzgerald lalonde
TT: and i guess im recording this for my therapist
TT: or whoever finds this first
TT: this is meant to be some sort of "video diary"
TT: because your not catching me writing my feelings DOWN
TT: it would lose my natural charm
TT: anyways-
TT: SHIT
Your name, as previously mentioned, is DAVE LALONDE, and you just dropped your camcorder.
==> Dave: Recieve asks on your miserable life, I guess.
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==> Dave: tell us about your poster? :0
theatricalTelestic [TT] answered at 8:03 PM
TT: a question with taste i see
TT: im glad to disclose the deep symbolism behind my room decor
TT: i have a couple crow posters
TT: theyre like my spirit animal
TT: intelligent
TT: dark
TT: layered like an onion with symbolism
TT: i even used to have one
TT: genuinely one of my favorite animals ever
TT: i bet being a grudge holding crow is cooler than being a lame pubescent boy
TT: and above my bed i have posters of two of my favorite movies
TT: roxy sent me these
TT: shes supposed to send me another for my birthday
TT: off topic haha
TT: but anyways
TT: these are some of the most moving films of our era
TT: gritty
TT: bloody
TT: action
TT: movies
TT: theres nothing more attract-
TT: badass
TT: than cool ass guys kicking butt
TT: the roof scene in die hard
TT: chefs kiss
TT: sorry im rambling haha
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dave: kill your hairdresser
theatricalTelestic [TT] answered at 8:38 PM
TT: god i wish that was an option
TT: ...
TT: i do my own hair
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theatricalTelestic [TT] posted at 7:00 PM
TT: been talking to roxy lately abt this
TT: has anyone been getting freaky spam messages with bad grammar?
TT: any advice to get rid of em is welcome because i swear no matter how many times i block em they keep coming back
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dave, question. do you have any gender?
theatricalTelestic [TT] answered at 5:30 PM
TT: at the end of the day im a guy but i was raised in the art of transgenderisms
Mod: He uses He/Him pronouns but doesnt care what you call him
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dave: ask your freinds their opinions on joining your therapy blog
theatricalTelestic [TT] answered at 6:59 PM
TT: thats a crazy request haha
TT: roxy would tear this shit apart
TT: and i dont know if jade would have much to say
TT: jake might have too MUCH to say man i love that kid
TT: idk worth an attempt
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theatricalTelestic [TT] began messaging geneticGenesis [GG] at 7:01 PM
TT: rox
TT: would you even have anything to say on my "stupid iron deficiency vlog"
TT: to quote your words from yestermorn
GG: That's crazyyy David :P
GG: Is it followed by a bunch of vitamin deficiencient action-movie-meat-riders like you?
GG: Because I don't think I can send supplements over the internet waves or whatever.
TT: i just wanted to see if youd record something for the peeps
TT: maybe show my therapist you in hopes that it would enlighten
TT: i dunno
TT: some secret ptsd trauma shit you gave me
GG: Entertaining.
GG: You're a real expert in saying stuff without any scientific basis.
TT: roxanne harley.
TT: here
TT: i can TELL you if someone messages about you
TT: and you can just fucking send a fuckin usb or something with a video or text me what you have to say
TT: or even come over when youre lame ass dad does
GG: Wowww full naming me! That's almost out of character!
GG: If it shuts you up I'll consider it David.
GG: Sincerely,
GG: Yours truly, Roxanne Harley
geneticGenesis [GG] stopped messaging at 7:10 PM
TT: does that answer the question?
TT: fuck if i know
theatricalTelestic [TT] changed his mood from DESPONDENT to RANCOUROUS
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theatricalTelestic [TT] started blogging at 5:47 PM
TT: apologies for disappearing
TT: studies
TT: (as well as a multitude of unusual interactions with my dear friends and what seem to be some sort of "internet troll")
TT: have briefly interfered with my recording schedule
TT: but i promise im still here
TT: miserable as always
TT: hasta la vista baby
TT: david lalonde signing off
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whats ur favorite movie ??
theatricalTelestic [TT] answered at 4:35 PM
TT: i have a taste for action movies
TT: as previously stated
TT: but rn
TT: the matrix
TT: pretty invested in the lore
TT: love an action movie with some depth
TT: my all time is still probs die hard
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slick bass lil man
theatricalTelestic [TT] answered at 7:58 AM
TT: thanks mystery homie
TT: i should try and get back in the swing of playing it
TT: id have to find my bow lol
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