#seriously if you're not like... watching along it's probably not gonna make much sense 😅😅

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

Live blogging the 9 miraculous season 5 episodes on Disney+ below the cut! (Spoilers obviously lol and it's uh...long and rambly 😅)

Ep1

Gabriel looks absolutely ridiculous omg 🤣

Bunny cat!

Me:....did he just die???

Chat: did we just...defeat him??

Me: nah fam he dead welcome to orphanhood

Someone please get this girl some real therapy my god

Ya gotta feed your pets Gabe jesus, I love how the kwamis were just willing to let him die 😅😂

The bunny miraculous makes Chat's face so cute lol

Get. His. ASS NATHALIE

Ep2

Omg grand master's shoes 🤣🤣

Thank you Plagg we've all been saying that for years

Love square reverse here we go

Uh-oh scetti-os

Ep3

Oh hey...they actually said "yeah no one's that stupid, magic literally stops you from recognizing the holders" also I love the Kwamis annoying Gabe lmao meanmeanmeanmeanmean

"Tom? Is it really the time to be baking croissants?"

"Yes dear the plot demands it"

Gabe just....doing all this shit in front of two pajama clad teenage girls while Marinette and Alya just.....stand there looking so confused 🤣🤣

Reunion?? Later????? TAKE THE MIRACULOUS WHY ARE YOU MONOLOGUING??????

Told you 😮‍💨

Aw baby boy :(

Oh shit

Dude the rings look even more stupid 🤣 but the cocoon transformation is pretty bad ass

Ep4

Why does everyone have clones?

Phht banana Adrien

Well damn Tikki

"it's probably just a bug" lol puns

Ooooh it's both their gift that's fascinatingooomg that baby doll kill it kill it with fire o.< Nooo they're multiplying....oh no my babies :(

Oops you made him mad....oh jeez really mad...

Giiiiiirl

(real talk a: therapy, both of them b:....the problem with teenagers is, when not shown the actual consequences of an action...that action becomes much easier to repeat.....ie I know smoking is bad, but I can't see or feel it affecting my lungs so it's probably fine........Adrien baby boy I know the part of your brain that controls executive function is still developing but fight it my dude)

Ep5

*hissss*....*HISSSSSSSSS*

Omg Nino's look of disgust at being lied to

Whyyyy does Mari have 3 plates of spaghetti?? (I'm gonna just assume it's not spaghetti but why 3 plates 😂)

Publicity stunt, though yeah Nino

This is the 2nd time Mari's used her klutzieness around Gabe to get away with something but uh...has she been klutzy lately otherwise?

"and lack of dietary quality of the cafeteria" why must he be funny?

Gabe stop mentally abusing his son for his own gains challenge

Oh that's interesting....he didn't go with being mad, just being a bad father....ummmm

Dramatic much

Phht Nino the condiment names gotta stop

......*hisssssssss*

Nino....pick different names

I love that everyone is outgrowing Mari, the fact that they're all growing at all is pretty cool

Ep6

Reverse love square pt2: Adrien is still dense af (my boy gotta thing for eyes)

Omg she actually answers in Spanish I thought that was a meme 🤣 (is it Spanish in French as well??....what do they use in the Spanish dub??)

It's uh called hormones my dude...hormones kicked in

A few DAYS ago??? It's been weeks right????? Continuity people it is important

I like how they're handling this, cause Mari is absolutely right, she's built up a fake person

Lol Luka and Kagami are just like "stop" neither of them are gonna let her cop out of this 😂

Cat slipped out there for a sec lol

Ofc she carries measuring tape

Poor baby boy (how many times have I said that?)

Luka do you know how to OPEN those doors??

Oop Reverse love square Mari: Oh No He's Hot (I knew this was coming lol)

The sword wasn't a meme 🤣

Oh look trauma

Ya waited too long...wait a bit longer it'll all sort out... hopefully lmao

Ep 7

Oh he's got it baaaad

Plagg....you were pushing him towards Mari like 2 days ago

Get his assssss, I love how worried she is for Adri....YASSS QUEEN

Not well Adrien....not well

Can uh....can people see when they're paralyzed?....nope 😮‍💨

I really like the swap designs

Oh no the overflirting comes from Plagg 😂

"My suit has a really weird influence on you" yeah that's the cheese crazy kwami

Aw Adrien's voice is deepening

Tikki is so full of anxiety

Does Alya just live with Mari now 🤣

Aww 🥺

Ep8

Hey Alix went to NC!!!

Forsooth!

Oh look....someone being corrupted by social media...topical!

Trivia boy lol

Omg the history lesson 🤣

👍🏻

*gasp* Gib (if you understand that I applaud your taste in musicals)

Plagg spit is radioactive be careful Adrien

Ep9

And a bell!

Alya: touch grass

Oh uh-oh actual marichat wow (also what does she say in French for Chat Noir lol I wanna know)

Aww he's nervous

Uhhh Mari if he likes you he won't like Ladybug... they sure are cute though

Mari you aren't in a suit....you should not be that high up that precariously

Oh noooo they're so close (at least he knows she loves both of him)

She booped his snoot :3

Good job Adrien, that is not easy to do but exactly the right thing to do

Oh ok that's one way to do it but god poor kids

Aw that neck touch

You're melting my butt!

Why are they still going with the charms? They don't work 🤣

Gabe's rotting arm is uh...really disturbing to think about

Mari you're 13...you have so much time to figure love out

Welp... that's it lol

[shina913]

hi shinaaa!! i just finishe coquet and oh my god????? this was seriously amazing! i remember watching the wedding date myself when i was writing my fic ‘unexpected lovers’ but ahhh seriously jungkook as an escort? i didn’t know i needed that till now.

i loved the humor you had in the series. mindi and jimin are for sure my favorites because they’re so full of life and carry such a big heart. i’ve always found them super entertaining along the way and wow i swear i had some assumptions while reading it… 1) being that jennie definitely did SOMETHING cause she acted sooo weird in the bar on her bachelorette party when y/n brought in haru… ugh i almost choked reading the part of y/n and taehyung’s dad collapsing… seriously i was in shock over jungkook i thought for a good minute he did too much research on his part to play his role but turns out it wasn’t like that…. 🙄🙄🙄 i was stupid for a good solid minute for thinking that lmfaoooo.

the aaaaangst HIT HOME. like it was so raw and just happened so fast which you did so well! i loved the tempo because it shows that chaos can literally erupt incredibly fast once someone breaks the ice…

the buildup between jungkook and y/n slowly becoming more open to each other and feeling just incredible comfortable was so heartwarming to read… god the smut 😩😩😩😩😩 he’s so down bad for her and i just cannot process.

overall i loved this series, everyone was super mature and talked things out and handled it just so well, and the fact that jungkook and y/n at last started dating slowly again but took their time really shows how much they care for another and that they don’t want to mess up anything. ugh they’re so in love i’m gonna fucking run into the sun.

shina i loved it. your writing amazes me and your dialogue feels so natural! thank you for bringing coquet to life!! hope you have a wonderful day/night.

(i’ll be reading more of your work ;) 🥰🥰🥰🥰)

Hi Lati!!

Wow! Thank you so much for this note! This is going to be a long response so I’m adding a cut below 😅

Thank you for finding some of the elements funny 😆 I have the weirdest and most awkward sense of humor so I will take this compliment and cherish it!!! Jimin and Mindi--ahh 😌 They're my comfort characters! I love a good sibling/cousin dynamic because I'm personally very close to my sister and my cousins as well. The sassiness on Jimin was also something I wanted to keep playing up. Truth be told, this was not supposed to be a maknae-centric fic but...I happened to see several Jimin edits while I was writing Ch.2 and...I thought, why not? And I do not regret it!

I was definitely laying the foundation on that Jennie 'twist' early on. That was one of the elements from the movie that I wanted to change--I didn't want OC and Jennie to be sisters. Just the whole betrayal in the end did not sit well with me (even though I love the movie, regardless)! So I decided to make OC and Tae be step-siblings instead and have Tae actually find out about Jennie and Haru instead of being kept in the dark like in the original (another thing that did not sit well with me)!

Bahah! The JK-twist was very crack-fic 🤣  I probably laughed about it with my sister for a good 10mins when I was pitching the idea.

And yes--the whole confrontation and the blowup in the end? Oof... I got some mixed reactions then but as you said, in the heat of the moment, everything and all things coming at you at once--and you're backed into a corner? You lash out at the first person who's in the same space with you. It's unfortunate and not a valid excuse but it's also a very human reaction.

But it all worked out! They took the mature approach and talked things through. It was rocky at first but they figured out what worked for them so they could build a solid relationship. They really are down bad for each other 😏 I personally like flipping the tables around, especially if there's a good opportunity for it. And JK ending up begging for it was just...🤌🏼✨ it just made it hotter, IMO!

Don't run into the sun, babe!!! 🤣 But for real, I love these two so much!!! I'm glad you enjoyed their story as much as I loved writing about them.

Thank you so much for reading and screaming about it!!! I really appreciate the feedback 🥰

PS - I just started reading "Unexpected Lovers" but got interrupted by work 🥲 I'll continue tomorrow but I'm very intrigued 👀