#sexiest avenger? pff that should be the hulk!

[the-mjolnir-owner]

WELCOME TO THE AVENGERS AWARD SHOW

intro post here

"The award for Most Powerful Avenger—not to be misconstrued with Strongest Avenger—goes to, well, we don't need a drumroll for this one, everybody. It's the Goldilocks God of Thunder himself, Thor. Most notably known for his ability to render my minor disagreement with Cap as utterly null and void because we all know he would have wiped the floor with us had he actually damed to use his Earth visa to put me in my place."

Tony raises his hand to his earpiece.

"Wait, what was tha—Oh, c'mon. You've gotta be kidding me. I've just been informed that Thor has also been awarded as Sexiest Avenger, a title that has clearly been stolen from yours truly. I hope you and—" He looks Thor over with a twitch of his lip. "—all your muscles are very proud. You really should post your workout routine. Give the rest of us a fighting chance."

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Honestly, Thor should have seen it coming: the invitation with a strict dress code, the driver who picked him up to take him to an unknown place, the lights, the noises, the people… it all felt like he was going to a show where he was the main attraction. Thor was very used to attention and this time; however, it wasn’t for something gone terribly wrong. Instead, he listened, amused by Tony’s words. Not the strongest Avenger, alright, he could live with it. About wiping the floor with his teammates, well… he had been quite busy in Sakaar with Bruce back then to intervene in their parking lot fight, but he’d never skip an opportunity to beat up his teammates to make them see reason. “Thank you, my friend!” Thor patted the other enthusiastically, accepting the, hmn, award? “I can live with these titles from now on. If I ever beat you all up again, see it as an act of love to make you evolve as a people. And, I’m working on recording my work out routine so you all can feel like an Asgardian.”