#shadowhunters s2ep7

[themostbritishamerican]

Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 7 Thoughts- Notes

Do these people not feel themselves wanting to move to the side for no reason?

Ooh Valentine knows that Clary can make runes now

Who is this? Since when is he going after Clary

What's the ringing

AHHH LOOK AT MY BABIES PORTALING TOGETHER

THEY WENT TO GET SUSHI AH

SUCH CUTE BANTER

AAHHHH I THOUGHT THEY WENT TO ACTUAL JAPAN FOR THAT OMG MAGNUS IS TREATING HIS BOO GOOD YAS

AAHHHHH ALEC GOT HIM SOMETHING

IS IT THE ARROW NECKLACE?!

ITS NOT BUT THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE TOO

ARE THEY GONNA KISS

WHOEVER THE FUCK JUST COCKBLOCKED THEM CAN CHOKE

OMFG ITS JACE

I HATE JACE

Aww Alec is jealous by Casanova. It's okay baby he's with you now

OMG MAGIC FROM MAGNUS YAY

THIS MUSIC IS LIT

Who the fuck has a CD player though

OH FUCK ALBERTO ROSENDA'S ABS

BLESSED

NO YOU LOOK FINE AS FUCK SIMON HOT DAMN

WHY THE FUCK YOU JEALOUS CLARY YOUVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN HIM BEFORE

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK FOR HER PERMISSION SIMON YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON

"No that's unacceptable I'm your only friend it's in the bylaws" DYING- ME OMG Clary has such good moments

SIMON IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND HE CARES SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE HIM

SIMON WILL DROP EVERYTHING FOR HER NO ONE DESERVES HIM

I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH

Wtf is that- why does she just have runes pop up like a bat signal wtf

SUCH SOFT KISSES

FUCK ME UP

WHAT THE FUCK PHONE

THIS BITCH ASS BAT SIGNAL CAN FUCK OFF

MAGNUS AND ALEC JUST WANNA BE CUTE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I LOVE MAGNUS HE GETS THAT ALEC HAS TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND ISNT A WHINY BITCH #BLESSED

DISGUSTED

DID I ASK FOR A HETERO SEX SCENE UMM NO

UUGGGHHH DAMN IT THE SCENE OF ALEC WALKING INTO THE BEDROOM IS THIS I DONT WANT THIS

"I'm a little tied up" WELL SO WAS ALEC BUT HE'S DOING HIS FUCKING JOB JACE FUCK YOU

"You're welcome to join us" first of all, ew. Second, he's gay. Third, that's his fucking brother wtf.

JACE CAN SHUT HIS DIRTY FUCKING MOUTH STOP BEING A BITCH TO YOUR BROTHER

ALEC DONT DESERVE THIS

BUT DAMN HIS ABS LOOK GOOD

Jace is being a little bitch that's what's going on

Wow Izzy is being irrational

I get that you feel hurt but Clary was just doing what she was told

Izzy, we get that you've done a lot for her but being mean is not helping

Izzy sounds like a jealous girlfriend

Fucking yin fen

Glasses girl is getting too much attention

Wow Izzy is just being a bitch to everyone

Oh it's withdrawal

Poor Izzy

Cleo- wtf

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AHHH MAIA AND MAGNUS ARE FRIENDS 100% HERE FOR THIS

Didn't Magnus say he wasn't going anywhere. I don't want him to just wait around but like

"It's a gift. Can't remember the last time someone bought me one" NOOO MAGNUS! YOU DESERVE TO BE CHERISHED WITH LOVE AND GIFTS! I GET THAT YOURE A WARLOCK AND CAN GET YOURSELF BASICALLY ANYTHING BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS YA KNOW

AHHH MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE SO CUTE

NOO IZZY DONT GO TO DRUG DEALERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

AND MAGNUS IS GONNA SEE AND TELL ALEC

OR NOT TELL HIM THEN ALEC WILL FIND OUT AND BE HURT

NOOO THIS IS A BAD SITUATION

IZZY, HE KNOWS THAT YOURE A LIAR

JEM WTF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP

DID I ASK

THE PAIN OMG MY HEART

MAGNUS KNOWS WHATS GOING ON AND HES GONNA TELL ALEC

PLEASE TELL ALEC HE NEEDS TO KNOW

It's possible because she has angel blood

OOH SIMON LOOKS SO GOOD

OMG TWO HOURS EARLY MY NERVOUS BABY

Izzy, are you really going to ask SIMON for drugs? Really?

Okay Izzy, calm the fuck down. You're really asking him to feed off you? You're fucking crazy

Okay good, she heard how crazy that was coming from Simon

OOH ALEC'S CALLING HE KNOWS

THANK GOD MAGNUS TOLD HIM

Who's just bleeding on the floor?

ITS HER

SHE CUT HERSELF TO LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM

CONNIVING BITCH

How did she know to go here

Luke doesn't trust her

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SHE GOOD HIM A BLOODY MARY SO SWEET

HES SO CLUMSY MY BABY

SHES OKAY WITH HIM BEING AWKWARD

OMFG THEYRE SO CUTE

Jace, what the fuck are you doing here

Why are you crashing his date? Fuck off

Wow, Jace is fucking all the downworlders

"I spit in one" I LOVE MAIA

YOU DONT NEED HIS "ADVICE" SIMON

"Will you be my Obi-Wan" FUCKING NERD I LOVE HIM

YES CALL HER OUT LUKE

LIKE ISNT HAVING THIS SHIT AND I AM WITH HIM ON THIS

OMG CLARY IS SMART SHE KNOWS ONLY VALENTINE CALLS HER CLARISSA MY GIRL SO OBSERVANT- PROUD

I'm with Luke, turn her in

Literally who is attracted to you though? Hm Jace?

Simon thought he was pointing behind him lol he's so cute

HIS HAIR IS FUCKING NICE SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACE

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHIT JIMON OMG

SIMON IS SO CUTE FUCK OFF JACE

UGH JACE IS DISGUSTING SIMON IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS FUCK OFF

UGH ITS THE SHAPESHIFTING RUNE AGAIN UUUGGGGHHHH

THAT PART WAS FUCKING POINTLESS FUCK OFF JACE GO BACK TO YOUR SEELIES

Literally where is Aldertree to shut Izzy's shit down

DID MAGNUS NOT TELL HIM?

MAGNUS!!!

OMG ALEC TALKING TO IZZY ABOUT SEX FUCK ME UP

MY BABY VIRGIN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO PRECIOUS AND WHOLESOME

HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE MY BABY

YES! Do NOT overthink it!

Yes, you overthink things all the time

IZZY'S SUCH A GOOD LITTLE SISTER I LOVE HER

SHES FALLING APART BUT IS STILL HELPFUL AND CARING UGH

I JUST WANT HER NOT TO BE ADDICTED TO DRUGS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

"Pretty cold blooded. Turning your sister over to the clave" fuck that bitch she can choke

CLARY WTF

YOU TASERED LUKE

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CLARISSA

THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO

LISTEN TO YOUR DAD

CLARY OMG THE FUCK

BETRAYAL

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That's either a shapeshifting Jace or a really off Simon

Why are you being an asshole

She's interested in the things you are there's no reason to change yourself wtf

She's being so nice to you don't fuck this up Simon

Maia's face looks so hurt

SEE SIMON YOU FUCKED UP

MAGNUS' APARTMENT! YES YES YES!!!

ALEC, YES BUT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

MAGNUS COMMUNICATING IS MY KINK

MY BABY OMG HES IN LOVE FUCK ME UP

HE DOESNT WANNA LOSE HIM AFTER SEX AWWW FUCK ME UP MY BABY LOVES HIM AND CARES ABOUT HIM

HE DOESNT WANNA RUSH IN AND I AGREE

ALEC- DONT DO THAT BITCHY THING WHERE YOU GET PISSED THAT PEOPLE ARENT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU OKAY

LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND

OMG MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE GIVING ME SUCH MIXED FEELINGS

YES BECAUSE MALEC

NO BECAUSE ITS TOO SOON

AAGHGHHHHH

Alec has two ways of thinking- too much and not enough. He needs to find that middle ground because right now he's not thinking at all

"You're not the only one that feels vulnerable" MY HEART

ALL IT TOOK WAS "Clary, she's in trouble" TO GET YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB?! REALLY JACE?!

THE RINGING IS THE ANGELS ISNT IT

OMFG IT IS

OHHH THAT GUY'S AN ANGEL AND HE'S DOING THE RINGING TO CLARY I GET IT NOW

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OMG CLARY KNOWS THAT SHE HAS ANGEL BLOOD NOW

OOH SHIT THE STORM IS COMING

IZZY WTF ARE YOU DOING

OH GOD IZZY NO

YES SIMON IS BEING NOT A DOUCHEBAG LIKE JACE #BLESSED

"In love with your best friend?" MAIA GETS IT I LOVE MAIA

"Why not just tell Clary how you feel" BECAUSE THATS SCARY MAIA AND WE DONT WANT CLIMON

MAIA SPEAKS SUCH WISDOM OMG I LOVE HER

DAMN THEY WERE CUTE TOGETHER

Omg that fight scene was unnecessary she just hit him in the face like 5 times and nothing happened

Okay that sky looks fake AF

This fight scene is better than the others. The lighting is shit but the choreography is okay

Just shoot him Luke. Then it'll all end

"How you stole Jocelyn and turned her against me" OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THAT OMFG GET OVER IT

IM WITH HER PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

"Think about what will happen to your sweet baby sister" fuck that bitch she's a traitor. End this now Luke

I TOLD YOU TO END IT

SHE DID IT HES FREE

Why did he show them this weird premonition about the devil getting the soul sword. If you wanted to say Valentine just show Valentine

IS THAT IT

WTF HAPPENED WITH MALEC

DID THEY FRICK FRACK?!

I GOTTA KNOW

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PREVIEW

SIMON IS GONNA CONFESS HIS FEELINGS OMG

MAIA AND SIMON KISS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT YES

ALEC TOLD JACE WHAT?! IM HERE FOR JACE BEING PROTECTIVE BUT WTF HAPPENED?! DID THEY NOT FRICK FRACK?! DID ALEC WANMA FRICK FRACK THEN GET HURT WHEN MAGNUS DIDNT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!

OMFG MARYSE WTF THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO WAY SHES TALKING TO ALEC RIGHT?! SECOND- WHAT THE FUCK CLARY WHATS GOING ON?!

WHY IS ALEC STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE ROOF?!

SHOOK AS A BOOK HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY