#shay storytime (shit tag)

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*sigh* *opens up my big fat screencap folder to post more heishin*

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could i get a mf uuuuuuuuuh voltron youtuber headcanons?? (I know it's basic shhh)

sure thing anon!

• lance would probably be a beauty blogger. he posts videos about skin care routines and does lots of product reviews! - occassionaly he does other silly videos like Flirting 101 or he vlogs him doing random shit like singing along to the radio in the car or going to starbucks• hunk has a baking channel! his is really artsy and so professional looking everyone is a bit jealous of him- he also does a lot of food challenge videos with lance. theyre usually horrific but everyone loves them• pidges channel is literally a mess. she has gaming videos, prank videos (usually involving matt and shiro because theyre so easy to prank), conspiracy videos, you name it. - she probably has a couple that are considered “the weird side of youtube” lets be real• the three of them have a collab gaming channel! it was pidges idea after she brought them in for a collab video on her channel and it was a hit. people mostly just watch it to see them goofing off and being silly rather than to actually watch them gaming. sometimes they can convince allura to join as well. • speaking of allura! shes a beauty blogger also. she does a lot of makeup and hair tutorials, and she also does fashion haul videos! literally everyone is in love with her- her and lance collab all the time. theyre practically regulars on eachothers channels. • keiths channel is… odd. he mostly posts conspiracy videos and knife tricks. he posted a couple singing video which is where he gained most of his followers from, but mostly his videos are just him ranting about aliens or mothman or that were all living in a simulation. - pidge and he, unsuprisingly, collab a lot on those• shiro doesnt have a youtube channel himself, but he does appear frequently in the others videos as hes friends with all of them - hes mostly on matts channel though, everyone loves their relationship • matt only joined youtube because of pidge, so most of his videos involve the two of them doing weird things, though once he started dating shiro a lot of his videos involved him as well• all of them are really good friends! shiro and matt were high school friends, which is how pidge and keith met, and when pidge started collabing with hunk and lance thats when the rest of them met as well • sometimes they do huge collab videos with all of them, and youtube LOVES it• lance and keiths first ever collab together was an eating contest (food courtesy of hunk of course) and after that they just continued filming random competitions between the two - there was no denying the chemistry they had together• they came out as a couple during a collab together - lance: alright guys! you’ve been asking for it and now u shall receive. im doing my first ever tag video; the boyfriend tag! - cue keith walking into the frame with a little wave• needless to say their fans exploded after that• allura and hunk probably do weird challenge videos together all the time. if theres a challenge out there on youtube they’ve probably done it. • allura starts dating an advise blogger named shay and soon they do a collab with lance and keith. wlw and mlm solidarity anyone???• lance loves to do silly videos with keith, mostly because keith is always super confused and the fans love it- lance: hey guys welcome back to my channel today we’re gonna prank my boyfriend haha lance: hey keith keith: whatlance: i’m gaykeith: ok? cool.lance: HAH pranked you! i’m bi bitch!(thank you @kidsflash for that scene) • coran appears in a few of alluras videos, mostly doing storytime videos of all his weird adventures. no one can ever tell if hes serious or not. • keith and lance post a collab singing video once. its their most popular video.

thats.. all ive got for now. lemme know if you want more!

[shrunkenbrat]

something so. cold and snuggly about kaishin that makes me want to draw them.... mmm

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why is heiji's merch whitewashed. like apart from his plushies he's almost always like white or lightened. look at his nendoroid doll. what THE FUCK

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I love when I see those fan accounts on instagram or pinterest or whatever the fuck and itll be captioned as "Shinichi x Ran 🥰🥰🥰🥰" or "Sera + Shinichi 😁🥺🥺😭😭" and it's very obviously a drawing of kuroba making out with shinichi

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I need someone to take out my brain and rinse it under some alzheimer chemical and make me forget the song Little Dark Age im so unwell

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why is dcmk merch so expensiveeeee

crumlbing

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my screencaps are always actual ass and i deeply apologize

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were yall not gonna tell me that haibara's birthday was today? 🤨

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(shakes my head like a confused dog) baby grill what are the odds ?

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perhaps i would love sera with my whole heart if i could finally fucking draw her

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heiji heiji heiji heiji heiji heiji!!!!! WHERE IS MY MAN!!!