#shaydh blathers

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what’s up guys I might be trans

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My island laggy as shit

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People love handwringing about romances with teen girls falling in love with an older (possibly immortal and magical) man but as someone who was once a teen girl i will tell you I thought that boys my age were largely stupid and unimpressive and if you offered me that kind of romance I would have slapped it out of your hands and called you an idiot

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I am sexualizing problematic things in fiction and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. Yes I know they’re bad. No I do not care.

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My Halloween costume last year slapped btw

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Don’t mind me just hornyposting on bsky

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Every time I see one of those posts saying “you can’t even handle female characters being a little mean” I become more determined to make some irredeemable female characters. They are going to be so unlikeable and unapologetically evil. Girls go apeshit too 🥰

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Saw a post about the booktok girlies and sorry but I’m gonna have to side with booktok on this one because the tags were all “why would you want to read dark stuff anyway” and “it’s because they have porn addiction” and “illegal romance” come the fuck on

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Helloo

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unpopular opinion? but you absolutely do not have to put your age or any other personal information on the internet.

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Unfortunately I post on dating apps like I am posting on tumblr and I don’t think that works

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cannot believe i got so horny about a space elf that i realized my asexuality probably is caused by dysphoria and now i'm motivated to address that and like. not die alone or whatever. like thanks marzipan i GUESS

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Seeing attractive man: I’m gay

Seeing attractive woman: I’m gay

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I need a bumper sticker that is artful and fits my edgy aesthetic and also lets conservatives know I hate them because if I have to see dipshit magas in the work parking lot they should also have to see me

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Also you can imagine anything you want with my characters. Ship them with whomever, torture them, imagine whatever disgusting things your heart desires etc. They are not real! I made them for my (and your!) enjoyment! If you engage with them in any way and have fun with them that makes me happy!!