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tweedfrog · 6 months

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I understand why you don't want to be fighting for your life in the comments but your Robb/Rhaenys fic with Rhaenys going to look at the Helen of Troy of Westeros and seeing a normal 16 year old sounds like it whips

Thanks anon you get me. Arrange a secret PO box and I'll write it and mail it to you

#she steps out of that carriage expecting to be greeted by wall to wall supermodels and instead the best looking person there is #*checks notes* a Tully from Rivverrun #record scratching noises happening in her brain at that second #she expects handsome squidward when she sees ned and she gets a shy greying 35 yr old man #benjen: none of us are wildly good looking u know. ur father ran off because its easy to take advantage of a desperate 16 yr old #rhaenys: youre hiding the hotties. i know u are. wheres the secret cache of baddie starks? do you have a second crypt?

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