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mutalieju · 10 months

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just transitioning would not fix Kendall Roy but becoming a rich lady in an agatha christie mystery who gets to dramatically faint when the lights come back on and there's a dead body in the dining room 100% would

#it would fix her #succession #kendall roy #she would be up to some shady shit but not murder but poirot would drag it out anyways before revealing the killer #some inept industrial espionage probably also her pearls would get stolen as a part of an another red herring side plot #other possible career options for post finale kendall:#a cartoon villainess who idk does evil enviromental crimes like has little robots spilling oil at birds or whatever #and is defeated on a weekly basis by a duo of plucky kids and their robot dog #i have ideas but we must go deep #tomgreg are already cartoon villains they can be her henchmen and kendall can keep putting them in funny matching outfits #she could also start breeding pedigree cats and become america's number one catlady

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