#she's just awkward lil birb baby

[waywardsculs]

"No, no, no, this simply won't do." Glam said with a shake of her head. "You need an outfit that says 'sexy and confident', not 'depressed emo loser'."

UNPROMPTED // ALWAYS ACCEPTING

Just the thought of wearing anything other than her favourite dress had the feathers on the back of her neck standing up with apprehension. She'd heard a little bit about the twins, but not much had made it all the way to the Goetia's estate.

" It's not like my dad would let me wear anything revealing ." Octavia began with a quiet huff. " That sorta stuff just looks ... Uncomfortable anyway . Do my clothes really have to change ? "

[readbythestarlight]

c2e20

Can you guys believe it’s been 20 episodes already?? I can’t

LOL oh Sam we love you even if you are a nerdy loser

“IM A REAL ACTOR AGAIN”

I hate him and his ads

I knew it wouldn’t take them long to get into mischief over Nott’s never-empty flask

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“I think four?”

“How many members of the Mighty Nein are there?”

“Nine.”

“She’s fine.”

Good job changing the subject Caleb xD

F: “Are we not worried about the ambush thing?”

Everyone: “nah”

Yasha liking to snuggle Frumpkin gives me life

Molly just… using the Platinum Dragon tapestry as a blanket and Nott wanting to make it into coats smh

Clouds??

OH ARMY

oh no the cart!

leave the cart get away from the army plz go go go

or ask for help that’s possibly a good idea maybe…

Oh yay Jester, magicing it up!

Aw not enough tho…

Hey @Matt why make them lose their cart that was rude

They are SO BAD at planning on the fly it’s amazing

Hello Captain Maximillian

Laura, grinning: “What do he look like?” Laura is me I wanna know what the NPCs look like always

NOTT

NO

omg Nott plz

omg did it work

lol its food xD

Female solider: looks at Yasha

Yasha: *most awkward grin ever*

I apologize Matt thanks for letting them keep the cart

Jester loves showing off her strength and it’s the best thing ever I love it so much

Beau asking Fjord about his dreams. Beau is gonna singlehandedly dig up everyone’s backstories.

Fjord being a shifty boy about the dreams…

So much rain…. I don’t like it, it’s going to take Ashley/Yasha away soon isn’t it I can tell

YOOOOOOOO YASHA BACKSTORY

IVE BEEN WAITING

baby giiiiirl

BABY GIRL

matt I asked for a week without being sad for one of my children. just a week. that was all i asked for.

jesus matt why do you have to make me sad

Storm god??

stoRM GOD????

“You walk the right path. Be strong. Don’t forget who you were, and decided who you will become.” IT’S FINE IM FINE.

Ashley’s face is the same face I’m making right now

Yasha being an umbrella for Nott lol. For all of three seconds.

My life gets better every time Yasha speaks I’m not even kidding

Yasha and Nott bonding over collecting things is cute

I swear Sam just adds strange new things for Nott to collect every week

Seriously Nott and Yasha are just so precious

Caleb wants to poof in a house all the time

Molly and Nott are the Caleb cheerleading squad and totally believe he can magically poof in a mansion someday

LOL Caleb and his one push up

Please don’t melt the cart, Nott

YAY one vial of acid good for her

Idiots doing bird calls and Fjord and Caleb are jus like “oooookay really tho”

omg are they gonna find a pet crow in a trap i want them to

“THANK YOU OSCAR—I MEAN FJOOOORD”

creepy moving thing in the swamp 0/10

BIRB PERSON?

CREEPY SWAMP LIZARD

goooo Jester!

B: “What are we saving??”

N: “I don’t know, we’re—right now we’re saving Jester!”

SWAMP MAP SWAMP MAP

Haste on Nott, nice!

Oh wait except haste in a battle can be bad…

Matt with a sneaky second gator monster

Nat1, the bird lives!

“A 2, are you fucking serious!?” lol Matt! He’s so salty.

LOL then being like “wait the bird is restrained…” he really wanted to fuck up the bird xD

Fjord just like “why are we doing this”

Enthrall?? Have we seen that happen yet?

I love their enthusiasm about their new spells/attacks

Travis gets so excited every time Yasha rages its my fave

And Liam gets excited every time Nott does something sneaky/rogueish

Not how do you always end up pinned by/inside something

HURRY THE BIRB IS DYING

fighting in a swamp is the worst they’re so slooooow

oh wait i blinked and Yasha is the one in the gator’s jaws now I’m confused

My girl Yasha with the first HDYWTDT of the night again I’m so proud.

RIPPING THE GATOR’S JAWS APART LIKE SHE’S KING KONG YO

oh man poor Not! grappled again. thank goodness for uncanny dodge tho.

Nat20 to beat it on the nose go Beau!

Curse of the Eyeless?? What are all these things??

Liam all like “no no no matt no hurting nott” is such a mood

SAM DONT RISK IT WHAT THE FUCK

Jester is the worst cleric/Laura is the best worst

poor Fjord has been so useless xD

I TAKE IT BACK showed up just in time to get the other HDYWTDT

“Nott today!” xD

“A slop-dolly of epic proportions!”

Oh the bird! Yay!

Adorable little bird person!

IT SPEAKS

A LIL BABBY BIRDIE??

I LOVE HER ALREADY

i can’t believe the mighty nein are gonna take care of a kid

she wrote thank you awwwwwwww

Four she’s four she’s such a babby

Kiri I’m gonna adopt you

SHE’S LOST POOR BABY

Jester/Laura is in mom mode and I love it

I can’t believe she got stuck and her family just left her poor baby Kiri I’m cryyyying

“Nowhere to go, can I come with you?”

I CRY

“Can you handle a weapon?” CALEB SHE’S FOUR SHE’S A BABBY

omg she put her little wings like she was gonna fight I cryyyyyyyyyy

LOL the way she mimicked Fjord’s voice

omg Nott got that pouch of oats and corn. How convenient!

Beau please don’t hit Kiri

LOL she rolled a Nat20 to hit Beau good for her

OH NO DID THEY EAT KIRI’S FAMILY

Caleb totally playing dad to keep Kiri away from the talk about her family possibly being dead I cryyyyyyy

BEAU YOU CAN’T JUST ABANDON HER

she’s so tiny i love her

YOU WILL NOT DROP HER OFF YOU WILL KEEP HER AND LOVE HER UNTIL YOU CAN GET HER BACK TO HER FAMILY

The mighty nein have 8 members now!

Nott and Jester losing their shit over how cute Kiri is is such a mood

Aw poor baby is scared of Frumpkin xD

Caleb sharing his comfort cat is the cutest sweetest thing ever

Ashley why are you insight checking my sweet bird child

Nott gives to Kiri, Jester gives to Nott, Caleb tries to give to Jester. What a bunch of nerds.

Jester and the cranky old lady

“What the FUCK is pocket bacon?!” xD

Caleb is NOT getting into this place lol. An eight foot climb up a rope? Skinny boy can’t handle that.

Beau, honey, please don’t antagonize the Crown’s Guard

“I don’t like you”

“I get that a lot” Poor Beau

LOL then the awkward face off I love Beau so much

“that was me at 16 with every cop” Taliesin Jaffe backstory

NOTT NO ALCOHOL FOR KIRI

“We’ll get her a Tirly Shemple”

“Is it haunted?”

“….Do you like things that are haunted?”

“Yeah.”

“Then it’s haunted!”

Caleb making an intimidation check oh no

Oh wait it worked? holy cow

“It ain’t worth the coin!!”

“What if we gave you a hundred coin?”

“I’d come for that.”

lol Jester forcing the dude to sing

omg is Matt gonna sing??

I’M CRYING

do not trust the guy to take the cart that’s probably a horrible idea…

Nott darling sweetheart light of my life your problems are not a burden talk to Caleb if you need to

wow listen can we go like three weeks without making me sad about Caleb’s past and Nott’s issues

CALEB MIDDLENAME WIDOGAST DO NOT CALL YOURSELF A GARBAGE PERSON (unless you mean it ironically which I know you don’t) I WON’T STAND FOR IT

Matt’s face while Beau and Jester are talking about Captain Max

DO NOT LET KIRI READ YOUR SMUT BOOK JESTER

Molly like super locking up his room is smart, 10/10, that’s using your head

Fjord are you really just gonna sleep in two inches of swamp water

Yasha is having none of this gross guy’s shit good for her

This episode was sooooo good! I hate that I missed it live. It’s all good though. I’ll be back next week!

ALSO I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA ADOPT KIRI

ending it on teasing Marisha about her notebook

GUEST GUEST GUEST GUEST GUEST

[jackielanternart]

All of them :3 1,2,3,4,ect

1. Any scars? - I have lots of scars from owning cats for so long, some self harm ones, and three on my stomach from a gallbladder surgery. Two one my side, one right under the breast bone and one in my belly button. 

2. Self harmed? -Yeah. 

3. Crush? - No

4. Kissed anyone? - Family members and some dude in grade school. 

5. Coke or Pepsi? - I can’t drink soda. Paralyzed stomach. 

6. Someone you hate? - I don’t fully HATE anyone. But there are a few people who are really high up there on the “Can’t stand” list. Really REALLY high as of late. 

7. Best Friends? - Her name is Aleah. She is my companion, my other half, my friend soul mate. Or blood runs in unison. 

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? - No drugs. I do drink occasionally, but I’ve never been drunk. Hurts my stomach and I get really grumpy, so I try to avoid going too far. Also drunk people give me loads of anxiety.  

9. What’s your dream job? - I feel like I’m already there. Its simple and not very extravagant, but I really love making these clay charms, art commissions while doing Merchandising. 

10. Ever been in love? - I can’t say that I have. I’ve had crushes, but I’ve never been IN LOVE. 

11. Last time you cried? - A little over an hour ago. I’m a big baby.

12. Favorite color? - Bordeaux red

13. Height? - 5′4 I’m a shorty. 

14. Birthday? - April 14

15. Eye color? - Brown

16. Hair color? - Dark brown/black

17. What do you love? Art, my family, my friends, my birb...

18. Obsession? - heheh...heh....*sweats and looks at the mountains of Smite Art*

19. If you had one wish, what would it be? - My loved ones to be happy. 

20. Do you love someone? - I love so many people. I have a lot to give. 

21. Kiss or hug? - Huggles. I get kisses from my mum and my bestie and I sometimes give each other head smeeches. 

22. Nicknames people call you? “Jackie” “Jackie Lantern” “Jac” “Four Eyes” “Mom” “Hanji” “Blue” “Sweetiepie” “Mamita” “Mi hija” “stupid” (affectionately) 

23. Favorite song? - Right now its “Escapist” by Nightwish

24. Favorite band? - Nightwish

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you? - Don’t really wanna go into detail, but I’ll chalk two things up to 1, having to cut off an entire chunk of my family including my father And 2, losing a very dear friend of mine to illness, and being in a chronically ill community where people die monthly and I know more friends of mine will pass on as well. 

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you? - Meeting my best friend.

27. Something you would change about yourself? - My horrible self-identity. 

28. Ever dated someone? - Yes and it was the most awkward, boring thing ever. 

29. Worst mistake? - Hooooo..... There is no way I can answer this without breaking down. So I’m gonna leave it at Ive made so many mistakes in my life that I regret. 

30. Watch the movie or read the book? - Movie

31. Ever had a heartbreak? - Yep

32. Favorite show? - Attack on Titan

33. Best day of your life? - My head keeps going back to the day lil 15 year old Aleah told lil 16 year old me she considered me her best friend. 

34. Any talents? - I can kinda art. 

35. Do you wish you could ever start over? - Daily. 

36. Any bad habits? - I have a HORRIBLE issue with being a sensitive and easily butthurt piece of crap. 

37. Ever had a near death experience? - Yeah. There was a time where my blood pressure tanked out really bad and the ER in my town were being morons. And just the other week at Con, there was a shooter arrested, thankfully, before he could hurt anyone. (See phoenix comic con news) 

38. Someone I can tell anything to? - My bird

39. Ever lost a loved one? - Yes. One f my best friends Danielle. She died in 2014 to several illnesses. She would have been 30 a couple days ago. I miss her every single day. 

40. Do you believe in love? - Yes, but I believe in different KINDS of love that CAN BE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND STRONG as romantic love. You can love someone powerfully and unconditionally without being romantically involved with them, and I wish that was taught more in our society. 

41. Someone you hate/Dislike? (see answer 6)

42. Are you okay? - Eh. 

43. Relationship status? - Single

44. Selfie? - On July 1, there will be one.