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my dog the SECOND we both gain consciousness: *sue sylvester voice* i am going to create an environment that is so toxic and uncomfortable for your legs *immediately lies in such a position i have to pretzel my legs to sit on my side of the bed*
#when i wake up i sit up in bed for a little bit until im fully awake#every morning when i do i like fold my legs up and i intend to do it just for a second to sit up and then id like to extend my legs again#my dog always IMMEDIATELY comes and lies right on my feet pressing her whole body weight against my legs so they have to stay folded up#and refuses to leave for like 15-20 mins#shes only like 25 pounds i COULD move her but i refuse shes my pubby she just wants snuggle times#shes doing it rn and i just made her move and as i stretched and extended my legs out she came and went under the blanket im using#and forced her way UNDER one of my legs so its like in the air#i have my ankle like folded back over my other leg so im not putting the whole weight on her but like. most of it is.#the ultimate weighted blanket is mommys leg
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