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MITRON AND LOGHRIF WERE ANCIENT LESBIANS AAAAAAAAUGGGH
MITRON IM SO SORRY I JOKED THAT YOU HAD INCEL VIBES IN EDEN YOU WERE A HE/HIM LESBIAN ALL ALONG!!! IN DISTRESS!!!!!!!!!!! OH I AM INCONSOLABLE MITRON PROTECTED LOGHRIF THIS WHOLE TIME AND WAS PROUD TO SEE GAIA BECOME STRONG AND LET HER GO TO HER NEW GF RYNE IN THIS NEW LIFE I AM SO
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Pls overthink the romantic intricacies of Skurret

This is gonna be easy because he has no prospects and learns no lessons
How does your character view the idea of romantic love?
As a game to win. He thinks he's good at it despite his terrible kdr
2. What was your character's first heartbreak, and how did it influence their approach to relationships?
I believe it was a pretty elf girl who ditched him for a dragon boy back in like second grade. this has had disastrous consequences for the galaxy
3. Does your character believe in soulmates, and why or why not?
Yes. he thinks every girl he's currently talking to is definitely his soul mate. he has the memory of a goldfish so he will forget all about her once he sees another one. He believes in soulmates because he read Dusk and Dawn, the space equivalent of Twilight
4. What traits does your character find most attractive in others?
Sigh, it's a simple formula. When it comes to women; 1. nonhuman lifeform. 2. big tiddies. 3. taller than him. There are a few negative traits that will invalidate attraction even if the above traits are met, such as, for example, if the target is a bug (he fears them, because of the prophecy) or an owl (he's racist). When it comes to men he swoons for bishonen types, whom he calls hotboys, but is in deep denial about it
5. What does your character fear most in a relationship?
Nothing. he thinks once he secures the fuck all his problems will be over forever
6. How does your character handle jealousy or insecurity in relationships?
He is the most jealous and insecure person in the universe, but fortunately has never been in a relationship
7. What past relationship still impacts your character's current life?
He still thinks about that girl who got way (in grade school)
8. How does your character show love and affection?
By attacking people that get near you like a poorly trained dog
9. What significant change has your character experienced in their understanding of love?
N/A
10. What sacrifices has your character made for love, and were they worth it?
Well he got thrown into prison for international piracy as a result of trying to impress a girl (by foiling a kidnapping attempt (that he instigated)) and it didn't work so no
11. How does your character's cultural or familial background influence their views on marriage and relationships?
He's space italian and so he's got that romance language view of love as a fiery and bombastic thing
12. Does your character have a relationship that everyone else misunderstands?
well he's always talking shit about his mom despite her being a sweet woman. granted she was a strict disciplinarian but she loves her son. of course after the terrorism the whole family disavowed him which only reinforced his views
13. How does your character handle rejection or unrequited love?
screaming crying throwing up shidding farding etc
14. What lesson about love is your character still trying to learn?
there's a million lessons he should learn but he's not going to. look I think everyone can be saved if they look deep inside themselves and make a genuine effort to change. but skurret is incapable of that. he's going to die alone and go to hell, and there won't even be hot demon girls. there's just gonna be me, with a bat.
15. How has your character's professional life affected their romantic relationships?
N/A
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when he grips the headboard for leverage as he fucks into you :((
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hate school fr ( cried because i had to do a speech in front of people i do not know and i know that they're judging me)
#shitting bricks#shidding and farding#screaming crying throwing up violently punching the wall kicking the floor committing tax evasion putting up a springlock suit and swimming#making a contract with the gun devil entering a room alone with a funtime animatronic#aughhh#this has scarred me for many lifetimes to come#everytime i close my eyes i think about it#make school presentations non-mandatory PLEASE#im dying#bro made me have a panic attack in the middle of class
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crying screaming shidding farding bleeding throwing up 💔💔💔💔‼️‼️‼️‼️

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applied for carat membership presale [shidding and farding noises] almost missed presale registration entirely [screaming crying throwing up noises]
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hey aali this is itto's special dish in genshin


“this’ll fill your tummy with one shot.” I KNOW HE WILL ☹️‼️ GOD DAMN IT I KNOW
#crying screaming throwing up shidding farding#SITTING OR LYING DOWN#FHCJJXJCKC#sadflightlessbirds#📩. user login#💌. you’ve got mail
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