#shitposint

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A friend was playing Hylics II and referred to the portals to the afterlife as "Gurt Fountains," and a terrible Thought occurred to me: "Gurt Fountain" totally sounds like the name of an obscure Star Wars character who somehow had a novel about him in the old Expanded Universe.

Another friend mentioned he'd probably be a Hutt, and yeah, out of all the Star Wars species I could imagine taking recreational baths in a go-gurt fountain, a Hutt is probably near the top of the list.

You could probably make a custom toy out of them too by painting that one "Jabba Glob" figure and filling it up with Go-Gurt.

[zappsbrannigan]

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