#shitty and jack as inigo and fezzik
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Hmm Shardo Princess Bride AU?
#context: I’ve been listening to storybook love on repeat for the last hour#holsom would work too#i have no clue who’s who for either tho <3#WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND IT SHOULD BE RANDO#shitty and jack as inigo and fezzik#for literally no other reason than mustache and jack is his friend :)#wait but bitty could fucking DELIVER as inigo actually#…#ok I can’t decide btwn rando and shardo bc the thing is the only things I’m absolutely certain of#are that lardo would build up an immunity to that poison and get pushed down a hill by her beloved and also get bitten by a rous and also#be mostly dead not all the way dead#that is so her I know it is#AND that bitty could say ‘I want my father back you son of a bitch’ I know he could deliver that line so good#everything else is fair game#wait but Jack COULD be buttercup welcome to my qpr princess bride au#I’m gonna make a new post
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I've changed my mind my princess bride au that I'm never going to write is now qpr Lardo/Jack
Lardo is Wesley and Jack is Buttercup
Because they both fit those individual roles so well I can't believe it (I originally thought shardo or rando but I think Jack fits better as buttercup?)
Lardo could get the shit kicked out of her, she could slowly build up an immunity to poison, she could get pushed down a hill, she could get bit by an r.o.u.s.‚ she could be mostly dead but not all the way dead, she could be unable to move the entire time she's performing a rescue
and she could look so cool doing it
I don’t have specific examples for Jack right now but I hope you understand my vision.
Bitty is Inigo Montoya because he could deliver “I want my father back you son of a bitch” so fucking well and I know that I’m right. He deserves a revenge plot line.
uhhhhh Shitty Ransom and Holster can go wherever
idk maybe Lardo has a first mate in this au.
maybe they’re Miracle Max and Valerie
maybe the frogs are Miracle Max and Valerie
maybe Fezzik is three hockey bros in a trench coat.
#omgcp#actually lardo and bitty could switch places and this would also work#also still hung up on ransom as buttercup#the casting is changing places every time I look at it and that’s okay
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