#shohei haizono smut

[berrygoodjob]

Your pervert hc’s will not leave my brain, all I can think about is how the rest of the cast would act, cause I just know Alan and Lucas would both feel so guilty and ashamed of themselves, and I can only think of the word mortified when I think of Ren, Haku, and Sho with this one.

It has me really hoping you’re gonna put a few more of these out for sure, but either way, thanks for the writing you’ve already done, the fandom’s so new there’s so few fics, I’m glad I found this blog!

MDNI 18+

Pervert!TD

ft: Alan, Luca, Ren, Sho

Part one part two

Alan Mido

—pervert!Alan who looks away after the first time he accidentally checks you out. He just got so hard he doesn’t even know what to do. Like it was just a quick up and down glance. He has to excuse himself from the room immediately

—pervert!Alan who now can’t stop thinking of what it would feel like to have your hands pumping his dick instead of his own

—pervert!Alan does in fact feel INCREDIBLY guilty for his own thoughts. But even just looking at you while you’re talking about anything or everything he’s just trying to keep himself from imagining your lips around his cock

—pervert!Alan does his best to drown those thoughts, but they always come back to him when he’s alone at night, but it’s better than the thoughts that plagued him before you came along

—pervert!Alan wishes he could taste you, so badly, he needs to more than anything know what it tastes like to make you feel good. He knows if you’d let him, he could sit there and just pleasure you for hours on end like a starved man. He knows he’d take his sweet time and savor every moment, but for now, just having you in his presence is enough for him

Lucas Errant

—pervert!Luca cannot stop thinking about how badly he’d like to rail you. Stuff both his dick and all his stress somewhere deep inside you all at once

—pervert!Luca who peeks down your shirt in class accidentally once, and now ‘accidentally’ will drop pens or papers in hopes that you’ll bend over and pick it up just so he can sneak another peek

—pervert!Luca definitely knows better and feel bad for desiring you so deeply, but also hearing you say his name almost made him bust in his pants once

—pervert!Luca does his best to stop himself from jerking off to the thought of one of his few friends at darkwik, also the fact that you’re cursed makes it so much worse,,, he feels so bad, but cumming to the thought of you feels sooooo good

—pervert!Luca accidentally whimpered once because your hand grazed his hip as you were passing by, he really hopes you didn’t hear….

Ren Shiranami

—pervert!Ren who was totally normal in his feelings about you until he felt you cling to him one time on a mission. There couldn’t have been a worse moment for him to be on rock hard. Worst part is both Haru and Towa noticed too

—pervert!Ren makes sure his doors and windows are locked and covered when he’s jerking it to a photo of you

—pervert!Ren who invites you over to watch the directors cut of his favorite horror movie, and will be sniffing the space you occupied once you leave, just to get a little relief from the raging boner he had the whole time

—pervert!Ren definitely thinks about how badly you’d probably react if he just moved his hand down your chest and felt around a bit…. Surely it wouldn’t be that bad…. Who is he kidding, that’d make him look like as much of a weirdo as the others in a much worse way….

—pervert!Ren who picks movies with sex scene to watch how you react, maybe if he’s lucky you’ll leave a little wet spot from arousal on his bed for him to press his face into later…. He’ll be absolutely mortified by his own depravity doing this, but fuck all hell it feels so good…

Shohei Haizono

—pervert!Sho who was walked in on once by Leo right as he moaned your name, and is now being blackmailed into hanging out with you more (Leo is trying to set them up in the only way he knows how, blackmail)

—pervert!Sho loves taking you out for rides in his bike just to feel your body all pressed up against him

—pervert!Sho curses himself for having such perverted thoughts when you’ve done nothing but show him genuine kindness, but also he just wants to see how your ass would look riding him….. it’s only natural, right?

—pervert!Sho stays a little too close and is always ready to pull you around if youre not paying attention to where you’re walking. He’ll scold you for it, but inside he’s really just thinking about how easily he could pick you up and buck up into you since you’re so light to him (his goulish strength is wild picking up industrial refrigerators and shit)

—pervert!Sho who has a wet dream about you posing naked on his bike and now he has regular fantasies about bending you over and fucking your brains out on it, he keeps it to himself though… and the box of tissues by his bed

[astr0star5]

I need sho to take his shirt off.

[sleepy-binch]

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I don’t typically write ship content as the main storyline in my fics, but I may include some ships as a background pairings within a fic.

I currently feel able to write for:

Obey me:

the brothers, and willing to try my hand at the formerly undatables

Twisted wonderland:

yes

Boku No Hero Academia:

Aizawa, Bakugo, Dabi, Fatgum, Fuyumi, Hawks, Izuku, Jiro, Kirishima, Kaminari, Midnight, Mina, Mirio, Mirko, Natsuo, Sero, Shoto, Shinso, Tamaki

Hunter x Hunter:

the adultrio, Kurapika, and Leorio

Love Unholyc

(Pending)

Mystic Messenger:

everyone but Rika

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Choso, Gojo, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Itadori, Megumi, Nobara, Maki, Inumaki, Sakuna, Yuuji

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure:

Joseph, Jotaro, Giorno, Mista, Kakyoin, Narancia, Fugo, Bruno, Abbacchio

Bungo Stray Dogs:

(pending)

Bustafellows

Helvetica, Limbo, Mozu, Scarecrow, Shu

Psycho Pass:

(pending)

Haikyuu:

(pending)

Fe3h:

(pending)

Tokyo Debunkers:

Alan Mido, Romeo (Fico) Lucci, Haku Kusanagi, Haru Sagara, Jin Kamurai, Jiro Kirisaki, Kaito Fuji, Lucas Errant, Ren Shiranami, Ritsu Shinjo, Rui Mizuki, Shohei Haizono, Taiga Hoshibami, Tohma Ishibashi, Towa Otonashi

Trigun:

Vash, Wolfwood, maybe Knives depending on the scenario

WhatinHellisBad

(Pending)

If I have any fandoms or characters unlisted that you may want to see I don’t mind if you drop them in my ask box, just know I might be less likely to answer it, or may not know the character as well, and always feel free to check this list as character’s can and will be added or removed depending on how well I feel I understand a characters personality as stories develop, and if I’m still having major brainrot about them.

[berrygoodjob]

I'm having a Thot about Sho ditching a hangout with Leo last second because reader asked him if he wanted to come over ("I'm alone, want to come over ;)" "you are the only one who lives there. You are always alone") and after fuming for a while Leo walks outside the cathedral (I think that is where the mc lives) and uses his stigma to see if he could hear some gossip but goes deaf for a second hearing you two going at it. Whether he is going to use it as blackmail material for his best friend or think about it for something else he is going to decide in a while. Sho doesn't understand why Leo doesn't look him in the eye for a few days

MDNI 18+

Eavesdropping

Tokyo Debunkers one shot

Leo paced around his room. He just got a text from Sho cancelling on him. For the third time this week.

‘What does that asshole think he’s doing cancelling last minute like that?’

Leo ruminates on it for a while, not that he’d ever admit it. He knows something is up though. The way Sho’s been acting lately made him more suspicious. Smiling at his phone, humming while he cooks because he thinks no one’s around, he even asked Leo for skincare advice. Definitely suspicious.

So Leo decides to follow and investigate this time. He tracks Sho all the way to the abandoned cathedral. He stops in his tracks, fuming.

‘That asshole ditched me for the NPC?!’

Leo is beyond pissed. For a quick second he almost forgets to use his stigma and just barge in there, but he catches himself.

“haxs”

Nothing could’ve prepared him for the sounds he heard. That was definitely the NPCs voice he just heard, practically screaming Sho’s name. The sound of wet skin lewdly slapping together. The unmistakable sound of moans and grunts of pleasure from his best friend. And worst of all Leo got there just in time for the ‘finale’.

Leo speechlessly walks away with a red face. He walked back to Vagastrom in complete silence, not even scheming ways to use this information yet. He goes and prepares a bath for himself.

‘Sho’s doing the npc…..’

He tries to get his mind off of it, but the sounds keep coming back into his head. To make things worse, Sho just got home.

Sho knocks on the bathroom door.

“Hey man, sorry for last minute cancel. Something came up at the office.”

‘Liar… the only thing that ‘came up’ was his dick….’ Leo stops the thought there. “Yeah, whatever. Don’t pull that crap again though.”

“Well come down when you’re done. I’m making dinner, the honor student’s coming too.”

Leo groans audibly at this. “You invited the NPC?”

“Yeah. Get over it. They’re actually pretty cool…”

Leo scoffs and thinks to himself. ‘Of course the one who just got his dick wet would think so….’

When Leo gets out of the bath he goes down for the most awkward dinner of his life. He can’t make eye contact with either one of them. He tries to play it off as annoyance.

“Can you please pass the-“ *the NPC starts, but Leo quickly just tosses what they were about to ask for at them.

“Dude what are you doing!?” Sho huffs, dragging Leo out of the room. He glares at Leo, but Leo is looking everywhere but at him.

Sho knows something is up right then and there. Leo is usually not passive aggressive like this, he’s usually very open about his dislikes of things.

“What the hell’s going on with you? Is this because I canceled on you?” Sho tries to question a bit.

“Shut the fuck up.”

“I told you I-“ Sho stops his sentence there when he sees the tips of Leo’s ears are tinted pink. “You followed me didn’t you?” Sho sighs.

Leo turns to argue but his face goes bright red. “Never bring this up again…..” he groans in defeat.