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theearnestonion · 2 years

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(warning for christian parents being supremely weird)

me: galumphing around the kitchen at 1 am taking a break from hurriedly assembling a mothman cosplay for my first comic-con tomorrow

my mother, at the top of the staircase in the darkness: "come here to the bottom of the staircase. listen to me. satan is a live and well in this world, and god protects you, but if you let the devil in, he will take advantage of it. I want you to remember this"

me:

me:"... what??"

#JUST #OMINOUSLY SAYS THIS IN THE DARKNESS #HELLO?????#the satanic panic is alive and well in this household and regrettably always will be I think.#for context. she said she heard from my aunt who teaches at the christian school I used to go to that my aunt heard from a student's parent #that they weren't gonna take their kid to certain areas at the con cause there are quote #''bad things.... like. I don't know. Wicca maybe.''#anyways. so much happening tonight #the mothman cosplay is looking sick af btw #shout out to my dad for surprising me by ordering red glasses off amazon cause he knew I'd procrastinate it till the last minute

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