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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

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wanting and needing and yearning and longing and desiring and pining and craving btw. if u even care

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i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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more adhd things

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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new reaction image

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Happy light jacket day to all those who celebrate

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can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

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i get so mad when i hear things scuttling inside the walls. like yeah yeah we get it…youre a creature. you dont need to rub it in my face that youre capable of scuttling

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you should like, gently lean your head on a loved one's shoulder. methinks

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Every day I wonder Which Other Disorders I Posses

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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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please do not go so hard at "Elon is terrible and the Cybertruck is a dumpster fire" (which is true) that you somehow make your way to "electric cars are all ticking time bombs" (which is false, and mostly said by people who want to keep driving combustion engine cars perpetually because they think the climate crisis is made up)

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In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?