#showed up at new job with day-old snakebites and my lips all puffy & supervisor was just like ''huh nice one you got plenty saline aye?'' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

thesealfriend · 4 months

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keep telling my queer chaotic pals that I'm gonna get stick-n-poke needles and start doing my own tattoos, and theyre all very sensible like "yes do it but practise on fruits and then hidden bits first and make sure you're super careful about inks and hygiene!" etc etc

told my shift supervisor at work last week and he told me to just get a machine and go ham lmao

#this guy's a fuckin Hoot #he also made a joke about how polycules and tabletop games are both for roleplay #god if my old office full of normies could see me now #same office were fuckin Amazed when i got my eyebrow pierced #like ''omg did that Hurt you look so Funky!!!''#showed up at new job with day-old snakebites and my lips all puffy & supervisor was just like ''huh nice one you got plenty saline aye?''#love a boss that Gets It

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