#shut up faye

[fayes-fics]

Heyyyyyy tumblr 👋

I’m tipsy 🙊

[pxiedustnblades]

So my best friend pointed something out to me.

-sighs-

[faye-tale]

Writing p*rn on my iPad, while English style pigs in a blanket cook in the oven and the macys thanksgiving day parade plays on the tv on in the background.

I like to have a variety of experiences on a holiday morning 😂

[faraige]

I felt inspired to go back into spinning thanks to the Tour de Fleece this year, even tho I have cats (but they are melting into the floor due to heat) and my hands have been hurting badly lately.

I took my spinning bag out to see my terrible halfway experiment when I was trying to learn how to draft. I tried to spin drafting. I still can't draft. I was too tired and my hands hurt too much to go back into pre-drafting. I felt bad. Put my bag away again.

It's ok. I'll try again another year :')

[aastarions]

if i can boop u 100 times pls like this LMAOFDSKL IM TRYING TO REACH 1000

[binniesbooks]

Faye is ur new job exposing all of my kinks 😭😭😭

I guess so. ☹️☹️☹️

Let me call Soob and Kai and confirm your size kink. Give me a minute.

[columboscreens]

[sangheilihoes]

*insert joke about Kratos teaching Arteus about the red circle here*

*Insert red circle joke about Sif/Thrúd/Angrboda/Freya/Faye here*

*insert joke about-

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Realized that, with the addition of my octopus tattoo, I now have some sort of animal representation of each of the 4 elements along the left side of my body :3

[fayes-fics]

Top 10 Fics

As of June 2, 2024

Hi new followers, 👋 as I attempt to work on new fics (s3 threw off my muse a bit), here are my top 10 fics on Tumblr, should you wish to read them. :)

1). Second Son 7,060 notes - May 26 2023

2). Eden 5,043 notes - Apr 13 2024

3). A Beneficial Arrangement 4,849 notes - Sep 3 2023

4). Awakening 3,696 notes - Jul 24 2023

5). (Be)Longing 2,808 notes - Apr 29 2023

6). Sonnet #29 2,700 notes - May 13 2022

7). Mirror, Mirror 2,432 notes - May 15 2024

8). Rescue & Ruin 2,318 notes - Apr 25 2023

9). To Know You 2,258 notes - Apr 22 2024

10). Temptation 2,196 notes - Aug 16 2022

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[pxiedustnblades]

I love the Assassins Creed Shadow’s trailer because it goes back to the roots of making the assassins looking badass. Meanwhile Basim’s trailers having him getting his shit rocked in various methods.

Love that for him.

[faye-tale]

If I watch When Harry Met Sally scene-by-scene any more times, Amazon Prime might put a watch on my account tbh.

Like wtf is this lady doing? Pausing in such precise sections?

It’s for fic writing purposes if you must know. I’m jotting my ideas as I go Mr Bezos, k?!

[drinkingshadows-blog]

There's something degrading about a bot liking a vent post. I don't need your artificial sympathy

[palewyrmnerd]

You know, if Atreus was able to shift genders like in myth do you think he would look like an exact copy of Faye? 🤔

[aiskersa2]

i wanna watch cowboy bebop again (I love it all but I love faye the most)

[ghostbeam]

I’ll be honest w you I haven’t stopped thinking about a spike and Faye threesome since I said it earlier