#silliesssss :3

[worldwright]

The Trigun Gang Learns To Swim, AKA I Have Ideas But Do Not Know How To Write Fic

So my sister teaches adults to swim and has some fun stories, and I have wanted to throw these idiots in a pool for months so. here goes

- idk how they got a pool. maybe there's one on the Earth ships. we're not worrying about that

- Meryl sits at the side with her feet on the top step covered in three inches of water for half an hour insisting she's good no she's fine not going in this is good thanks

- Milly loses her footing as she walks in because she didn't expect the water resistance and needs to be rescued by the instructor because she can't figure out how to surface again

- this does not help Meryl's confidence

- Milly gets used to walking around and conspires with Wolfwood to carry Meryl into the water. this ends with Wolfwood being rescued by the instructor because he also did not expect water resistance and did not learn from Milly's mistakes. Meryl is desperately clinging to Milly like a koala

- Vash has at least seen large bodies of water in pictures and has perhaps seen videos of people swimming so he figures he's got this. he is also trying to show off. he slips straight into the deep end and immediately some plant instinct kicks in and he goes limp and just. floats on his back. it takes several minutes to shake him out of this, after which he is extremely embarrassed

- Vash has weirdly neutral buoyancy and can almost just chill upright without treading water. the only reason he doesn't outright float is his prosthetics increasing his density

- Wolfwood sees this and assumes it's learnable, much to the instructor's distress. much flailing ensues

- Milly is still being a ladder and refuses to move close to the walls to let Meryl off. she's slowly crouching lower and lower to try and get her senpai in the water. Meryl is now clinging to her head and shoulders

- Vash does some kicking exercises and picks it up quickly. he's the most at home in the water and is soon doggy paddling around. Wolfwood tries to push him under. they are giving the poor instructor a migraine

- Vash, suddenly underwater, quickly learns that he does Not have the normal human diving reflex of Hold Breath as he instinctually inhales a lungful of oh-shit-this-isn't-plant-tank-soup. Meryl dives straight in to save him. this goes as well as you'd expect

- Vash sits on the side of the pool for a bit after that

- now that Meryl has been fully submerged she insists that she's been fine this whole time and would quite enjoy standing here in the shal--niCHOLAS D WOLFWOOD GET AWAY FROM ME

- Meryl Stryfe Learns About The Deep End™️

- Wolfwood Is Temporarily Banned From The Pool

- Wolfwood Discovers The Snack Bar

- The Gang Discover Chicken Strips

- obligatory 30 minutes after eating before swimming. the instructor does an emergency safety briefing because these idiots are Something Else

- after the snack break, Vash works on consciously holding his breath and discovers he's pretty good at it. he swims back and forth across the pool underwater for a bit

- Milly tries to go upside down underwater and has a bad time. the instructor helpfully informs her that you have to exhale. or hold your nose. Milly develops the novel method of puckering up her face like a pug so that her upper lip blocks her nostrils. Wolfwood is in hysterics. Meryl finds it incredibly endearing

- after they have all sufficiently demonstrated that they are able to not drown under minimal supervision, the instructor cracks open a crate of pool toys and goes to have a fuckin cigarette

- they have an intense watergun shootout all around the pool deck. looney tunes style. do you see my vision

- Vash and Milly pretend to die dramatically at least three times each

- they all manage to fall into the water at once and decide to call it a draw all around. then they just float for like 20 minutes playing lazy bumper boats

- they are eventually kicked out of the pool because the staff are Not staying two hours past closing thank you

- sunscreen and pool water and evening light are washed off in the showers and they have their best sleep in years

[shititsarobyn]

Hey heyyyy more silliesssss >:3

Next batch from my “drawing every influential/ important character from tma”! We got Peter Lucas ( I imagine he actually can’t see thru all that fckn gif he just pretends he can), Oliver Banks (I had to search his name up bc I forgor it) and Rosie (: the most gal that was there ever.

[vampy-mel]

DREW ONE OF MY SILLIESSSSS Happi :3

He's just a lil sunshine blondie ♡

[danizmomota]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU !! he’s so cute :D Also Yeah I completely understand that lol, I started liking him kabuto because I loved before him being revealed as a villain and I decided I was gonna continue to like him

(Random question that has nothing to do with drawings I may or not make for you but who’s your favourite Naruto character in general)

Ngl when it comes to villains I don’t rlly like they only get a pass cuz they are fun to draw :3

oooOOOH this is my favorite question :DDD /ref

Kakashi, Yamato, and Iruka are MY #1 SILLIESSSSS I luv them sm

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

stormbringer scenes that deserve recognition pt.2

hey mr englishman 🥺🥺🥺 (shirase being a lil shit)

adam being the main character and dora the explorer all at once

stronk veins + DO WE HAVE A SAW???

PIGEON ADAM PART 2

chuuya breathing = laughing (i imagine it as being SO MF AWKWARD LMAO)

he's been found out 😔 featuring peeved chuuya

happy shoes

(slight teeny tiny irrelevant out of context spoiler under cut :P)

lowkey wrong universe

oho

shirase being a himbo and absolute mood

France. (derogatory)

HE BUFFERS !!

chat gpt discovers stress

NOT A QUOTE BUT LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO BABYGIRL <33

THE WAY I GASPED???? then re-read and realized i forgot the word "fist",, and also sentence flow 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

adam fingering his own waist??? SIR???? (i can do that for you 🧎‍♀️)

bro pulls a saw from his badussy that he "usually" uses to break down doors

he could be............. a homosexual!!!! 😱😱😱

same tbh same

it's the intrusive voices that tell u to cut ur own bangs at 2am

imagine being in the midst of a mental breakdown and you start hallucinating TOES (AND WHY IS VERLAINE BAREFOOT??? WHO GAVE HIM THE OK TO LET THE DOGS OUT)

dazai being unable to speak like a normal human being "what is normal", you ask? STFUUUUUU (i love you, derogatory)

bro is so emo and goth that he short circuited a super computer

fake fire alarm drills when it's -30 snowing freezing raining hailing all at once and they wont let us grab a jacket on our way out

absolute queen of gaslighting he should say it in a heavy french accent too, i love this silly little cutie patootie <3

shirase u have a homie crush it happens to the best of us stay strong bro

THE SILLIESSSSS🥰 (they're about to violently murder each other but still 🥺)

woahh i didn't know fyodor was in stormbringer???