#silverborn chapter 11

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MAJOR SILVERBORN SPOILERS NOT KIDDING IT SPOILS EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER

silverborn chapter by chapter review 

1: did she seriously kill off Hawthorne i swear to god

2: oh cool hallowmas wait what was that last thing

3: mean dead people

4: dogs scare away mean dead people? sure whatever i guess--

oh! uhm! was that necessary!

5: mkay guess we're ignoring that cute treehouse anah is silly morrigan is having an existential crisis (is anyone keeping tally) yeah alright that was a nice relief from the jump scares oh hey ezra what are you doing here

6: squall's a meanie head and morrigan's katara and what is a ghast doing here

7: morrigan scared some drunk teenagers and then forgot everything

8: holliday they're like 13 chill 

9: holliday chill the sequel featuring miss cheery and morrigan's got nepotism on her side

10: dame chanda wasnt kidding when she said morrigan darling huh, is the silver district just the capital from hunger games or?

11: i mean ezra has a point there? also nyooooom

12: oof ouch i have to admit holliday's right too? bad days all round... OH I HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH JUPITER???? KILL ME NOW

13: cadence ur so real 

14: modestine I would die for u

15: wdym safe with the others?? oh hey gay people and also boats

16: how many times is morrigan gonna get kidnapped in this book

17: why's megaphone guy here oh look the groom's cheating and oh look now he's dead 

18: eddie and jem are gay right this isn't just me

19: yayyy more 919 stuff did cadence just use the word sus also why are you keeping count of your books no one does that

20: francis' dog's name is asparagus hawethorn's dad is funnier than me, baby Dave is a menace, and Ezra has a special interest in glass now i guess

21: hawthorne having a nervous breakdown 

22: anah is harassed via books,  morrigan develops more PTSD , Jupiter is still MIA from like 10 chapters ago?? margot is still an angel, probably evil tho

23: cadence gone feral, hawthorne knows a lot about dragon politics, cadence and morrigan both think dolphins are suspect apparently 

24: neither Jupiter nor cadence sleep, what's witchcon can i come too, Jupiter and morrigan are still mad at each other

25: mordence nation how we feeling?

26: morrigan shows off while cadence continues scavenging, octopus armchair makes friends everywhere, why does jupiter sound like squall i dont like this

27: octopus armchair i love you, no more nicknames ig, everything is sentient i love this

28: morrigan stop no go back to wunsoc

29: stop using the word suss morrigan oh hey squall 

30: since when did you not want to traumatize morrigan, squall? meredith is not very creative with bad mouthing

31: oh hey the twins are back and they know how to teleport, hey let's not get jumped by the giant fish

32: conall and danny nooo😭😭😭😭

33: is hawthorne gonna ride alights because it REALLY seems like it

34: lam is the best to nobody's surprise

35: the world does not have room for TWO jupiters wait what jack that's a bad idea (morrijack nation how we feeling)

36: this is physically painful to read morrigan

37: wine and women and wonderful vices🎶 also let vesta talk

38: noelle that's kind of creepy

39: wow aunt margot is mean who could have possibly predicted this

40: squall's will is wearing down

41: wow aunt margot is mean who could have possibly predicted this part two

42: i feel like this is the opposite of deadnaming, also was lady darling writing those books or

43: how many crimes has morrigan committed in this book someone keep tally

44: wow the darling family is mean who could have possibly predicted this (part three) and also YAY JUPITER

45: morrigan now really hates glass

46: OCTAVIA'S BACK BABEY oh and one uncle added to inventory wait what was that last thing

47: cake interception 

48: told you you should have listened to vesta 

49: isn't this what hawthorne wanted but with extra steps or

50: ok wednesday addams call down

51: this is a bit dramatic now

52: morrigan it's a giant squid you can let it die

53: guiltghast is back, oh hey it ate the murderer and also the forgers and also the petty thieves and al

54 what's up squall oh okay we're time traveling now

55 this is a bit dramatic part two but it actually works

56: lots of redemption arcs (kind of) can we get more noelle action in the next book also justice for gigi bc what was that????

57: AWWWWWWW YAYYYY FOUND FAMILLYYYYYUY