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08: S.O.S. Dinobots

I got a good feeling about this one.

So there are some earthquakes and Slideswip thinks it is Rumble being a little shit again. Ironhide uses his whatchimicallit to see what is behind that and find.... surprise, its bones!

Spike explains that they are dinosaur bones and Wheeljack takes a good interest in them. Prime agrees and we cut to a waterfall were Shockwave is taking pics.

Why are you taking pacs if you have a literal camera right next to you?

Anyway they have their data and they do they bullshit flying away that I still do not understand.

The Autobots take a field trip to the museum and I am so glad that the 80s cartoons say fuck it to secret identities and actually have the robots out in the open cause the human reactions are great.

“Wow that is what I call heavy metal” Priceless.

So Spike show Hound the Brontosaurs, the Three horned one, and the T-Rex.

Hound makes holograms to see what they looked like and Wheeljack says how great it would be if they could have dinosaurs for for them. Hmmm. Wonder what is going to happen next. Ratchet agrees to help make robot dinosaurs nad Prime says go for it.

And hey it is that negative nancy that I don’t know again.

“It will never work. Big waste of time.”

Anyway Wheejack gets everyone to help him in making some Bots.

Is this how transformers are made? Like are these going to be transformers or are they going to be just robots with no independent thought?

We go to Megatron who is talking about taking some source of energy and Starscream is giving him sass about how that has never worked ever. Megatron tells him to shut up and go attack the wallfalls we saw earlier.

Wheeljack just finished the Dinobots and they are really cool.

There is Grimlock who is the Rex, Slag who is the three horned, and Sludge is the Long neck.

So the purple Negative Nancy starts talking some shit and Ratchet sets them to transform into their dino form.

Of course Cliffjumper asks what else they can do beside being robots. Wheeljack and Ratchet tell them to clean up the rubble around them... with fire. Of course.

Wheeljack admits that they are idiots and that is when they start to go berserk and start attacking people. The Bots start shooting back but these fuckers are pretty touch as Grim starts making his way to the control room.

Bee and Spike, for whatever reason, go to stop him. Thanks Spike but you are not going to be much help.

Just like I said no help, as Grim shoots Teletram One and the places starts to blow. Goodbye Autobot base I guess.

Bee scitdaddles out of there and Ratchet gets to the scene to help Bee.

I think it is a little funny that Bee is hurt but Ratchet goes help Teletram One .

Back to the others, the Dinobots are still kicking ass as they are apparently fucking invincible with lasers and fires. Prime decides to say fuck this and is ready to destroy them till Wheeljack uses his magnetic inductor to stop them.

So with one blast they are out. Wheeljack asks fro Prime’s forgives to not kill the guys for whatever reason but Prime is saying that hell no they are fucking insane and so with they they are deactivation and but behind a wall.

Ya know for safety reasons.

So the Cons are shooting at humans and stealing energy like they do but the humans are unable to cal Teletram One as he is out of commission leaving the humans to deal with the Cons on their own. I.E. loosing.

Spike and Hound are going around looking for any calls for humans and luckily found the one that the Cons were causing. Hound made a holograms about the mess and calls for backup.

Primes tells them to transform expect Bee cause he has to stay and guard the dead ship. Poor boy.

But the Cons are making their cubes out of the endless energy from the falls. Megatron brags about some trap he made for the Bots.

So the Bots get there and for some reason Prowl turns into a car yet he is a robot in the next scene?

What the hell?

Okay so Prowl talks some shit about Hound and no one is amused, like literally no one.

This was their actual reaction. Like geez guys. I know this ain’t funny but lighten up ya know.

The Cons comes out of nowhere, literally, and they star having a shooting out. Starscream and Cliffjumper have some good banter. Gear can’t decide on his colors. Ah, nothing like 80s fights.

Thundercraker maybe? “Nice shooting if you were aiming for the sky.”

Megatron and Rumble start a team attacks than includes the ground breaking and a gun (perfect combo) and the Bots have fallen into the river. Spike watches helplessly from the sidelines.

Lucky for us Bee decides to disobey orders this one time to come and help. Spike gets picked up by him and they both go to get help.

Starstar asks what know cause obviously there are not dead and Megatron pretty says to wait cause he want to gloat or whatever rather than ya know kill his enemies.

Bee and Spike go back to base and Ratchet and Wheel say that they cant find Prime and the others. Wheeljack cuts to the chase to show the upgrade he made for the Dinobots, making them smatter and shit. But Bee wusses out saying that Prime decrees for them to never be activate.

“Got any better ideas?” translation, “Shut the fuck up BumbleBee. I made three goddamn Dinobots out of the scraps of this planet with my energon blood, energon sweat, and energon tears and you expect me to put two inches of dirt on them and forget about my children. Nuh-uh, no way, we are putting these on and we are going to fuck. shit. up.”

So they put on the smart hats and get ready to turn them on.

Wheelajcks tells them to save the Auotbots slowly and they actually respond.

“Save friends.” Good “Save leader.” Yes good, good. “Maybe we should.” Yes you should “We do as told. For now.” ...

Well I guess that is close enough.

So the Autbots are in some energy chinas???

New paint job Prime?

Cause you know it is important to waste your time tying up your enemies rather than actually shooting them.

Megaton readies to fire then daudaudhda the Dino bots come in!

Slag- “Which one friends?”

Sludge- “Uh, ones with face like this, uh, I think.”

Slag- “That good enough for Slag.”

Me too Slag me too.

So Starscream gives Megatron some sass like “you know everything! What are they!” and Megatron is like “They’re garbage!” but Wheeljack gives a shit good shot to Megaton’s dick (no kidding) and we have a good line i have not heard in a while.

“Megatron has fallen. I, Starscream, am now your leader. Decepticons follow me.” I smiled so hard at that.

But the Cons start firing at the Dinobots but their horn laser fire powers kick ass and they have no chance. They kick there asses effortlessly.

He caught a fucking jet in his mouth. Not only do I think they defies the law of physics but that is damn awesome.

Megatron gets up and...

the fuck is this?

So anyway Wheeljack gets the Autobot weapons and helps the rest get out of the mess and gear up.

The Dinobots take cause of Megatron and the rest of the Cons as they all piss off and the day is saved thanks to.... The Dinobots!

Prime gives in in saying that Wheeljack and Bee disobeying orders is okay and that the Bots can stay.

Aww Bee looks so happy!

Sweet episode! So far my favorite!

Autobots I learned: 23

I count the Dinobots are Autobots cause they have the same logo.

Grimlock is the Rex

Slag is the Three Horned

Sludge is the long necked

Decpticons I learned: 10

#grimlock #slag #sludge #autobots #decepcion #g1 #transformers #neverwatchedtransformersg1 #episode 8

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