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Kitty! Abbachio because he's a tsundere lil kitty

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Bday present <3

happy belated birthday @dark-side-blog2

You were beginning to think Melone was more excited for your birthday than you were.

“This is a big celebration!” He exclaimed, everytime you would mention it, “It’s your first birthday together with me, I need to make it special~”  You would simply roll your eyes, flattered and somewhat apprehensive. Your boyfriend often knew how to take things…a bit too far.  The week leading up, Melone would tease you with hints of possible gifts, but never enough to give you an inkling about what the hell he had planned. All you knew, based on all the previous “gifts” Melone had given you, was that you would enjoy it.

On the day of, it was a bit surprising to find nothing more as you woke up than a simple text message waiting for you from melone.  Rubbing the sand from your eyes, you turned off your alarm and read:

Happy Birthday Tesoro, cum over to my place tonite after school and work <3 xoxo

The rest of your day was completely normal, excluding the date; you had classes in the morning and your part time in the afternoon.  Aside from the text from Melone, and polite albeit brief congratulations from some close friends and your family, there was barely any difference to your daily routine.  You were almost disappointed-Melone had really been working up the importance of the day, and so far all you’d gotten was a text.  You tried not to take it too personally, you knew Melone was just as busy as you, and knowing Melone, he’d be MORE than happy to repay you all the attention and praise you were owed.  

…And yet,  when you made your way to your boyfriend’s apartment, opening the door with the key Melone gave you himself, the lights were off, there wasn’t a peep from anyone inside.  Was he not home yet?  Flicking on the lights, you swallowed down your disappointment-you would simply start the festivities without him, deciding to order takeout for the two of you.  You didn’t feel much like cooking, and Melone wasn’t the best chef, often getting too distracted to pay proper attention to ingredients and has burned more than a few dinners after forgetting they were on the stove.

Flipping through the stack of delivery menus by his fridge, you grabbed your phone and placed a larger than average order at Melone and your favorite restaurant.  Melone could make up for his tardiness by paying for tonight’s dinner, you decided, reciting his credit card’s numbers to the overworked teen on the phone taking your order.  Once dinner has been ordered, you make yourself comfortable on the couch, looking up something to watch on tv, when you notice a dim, neon glow coming from behind the closed bedroom door.  

You raise your eyebrow: did Melone forget to turn off his gaming rig? You get up from your favorite spot on the couch, tiptoeing towards the ominous magenta glow.  As you get closer, you start to pick up a familiar hum, a mechanical buzz you’re all-too-familiar with.  Oh, maybe Melone is home.  You try to open the door as quietly as possible, but of course the door’s hinges creak like an ancient coffin.  

“Come in, birthday girl~” your boyfriend calls out to you, lounging before you on his bed.  And what a sight he is to behold: dressed up like a neon leather fetish fantasy.  He’s wearing a barely-there lingerie set, electric pink latex bralette cut out, doing nothing to hide his pierced nipples, that cinches his waist and pushes up his chest.  A garter belt the same color holds up fishnet stockings, and a painfully tight looking thong covers his impressive bulge and little else.  And decorating his neck is a spiked collar, with a leash attached, dangling in his hands.  He crosses one platform heeled leg over the other, posing for your eyes only, “You’ve kept me waiting too long dear, it’s about time you came in~”  He coos, beckoning you closer with a wagging finger.  

Sorry it’s so late, but i hope you like it, short but sweet <3

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SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM: Diego

NAME: Diego Brando

AGE: 30

OCCUPATION: Horse Jockey/Breeder/stable owner

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE:  Varies greatly, depending on race winnings, has an estimated 20 million net worth total

BACKGROUND HISTORY: He never knew his father, and his mother died early on, when he was around 10 or so.  Diego had a hard life, and poor upbringing as a child in the system.  Due to his smaller size and athletic prowess, however, he was able to win his first horse race at the age of 16, and made a name for himself in the world of horses.  He bought the first horse he was able to win a race with, Silver Bullet, and eventually turned him into a stud and started breeding the “Silver Bullet” pedigree.  Silver has fathered several race winners, one even winning the Kentucky Derby a few years back.  Diego has been able to build an impressive stable and racehorse business for himself, although on rare occasions he still races. He’s made the majority of his money on bets and gambling through horse races, and is known to take more chances when it comes to his business.  However, it’s paid off greatly, and is quickly becoming one of the wealthiest and most successful horse owners on the west coast.

EXPECTATIONS: Diego wants one thing out of life more than anything: bragging rights.  He not only wants to be public with your relationship, he wants to show you off at the races and wear you around his arm like a rolex watch.  Go out with him, keep him company at the after parties, get drunk with him and fuck when he loses- ride through the ups and downs for a good time together.  Every day will be a new adventure, and sometimes it can be a little crazy, but you’ll always have fun with him.  Full disclosure, he might see other sugar babies as well, no hard feelings.  Also, he’s very sexual, and would definately want a partner that’s able to cater to his needs.  If you’re looking for a long term relationship, or the potential for marriage, look elsewhere. 

LIKES: horses(duh), gambling, expensive gifts, money, gold jewelry, card games, betting, party drugs, sex, his mom (although he never talk about her), sports, dancing, fancy cocktails, extravagant fashion, fast cars, loud music, reptiles/dinosaurs, rocks and crystals

DISLIKES: losing, traffic, family drama, his racing rivals (a former jockey by the name Joestar), being disrespected or looked down on, hangovers, 

IDEAL TYPE: has a thing for blondes with tan skin, the ideal california girl if you will.  Also likes someone with expensive flashy taste that will keep up with him and keep him entertained.  A good dancer is always sexy, and it would be cool if they’re an animal lover like him.

IDEAL FIRST DATE: A horse race, naturally, where the two of you can bet and gossip about all the tacky hats and old money.  Afterwards, he’ll take you clubbing for some “recreational fun”, or to the beach to go skinny dipping, if it’s dark enough.  He’d also be happy to show you around his stables, and show you all the horses he’s bought and sired, and all the trophies he’s won.

PAYMENT: Here’s the thing-Dio loves to spoil, he loves to pamper. He loves to give others the things he never had, and having the power to do so. BUT….he likes to make you work for it.  You kiss his cheek in front of a competitor?  That’s an extra hundred in your pocket.  You outdrink him at the bar?  That’s impressive enough to earn you those new diamond earrings you were looking at before.  Give him some tail?  You get the idea.  Diego will give you anything and everything he can,as long as you do something to earn it.  That might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but Diego’s shallow, he doesn’t care.  

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SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM:

NAME: Jonathan “Johnny” Joestar

AGE: 30

OCCUPATION: Former Horse jockey, Horse Trainer, Horse Ranch/stables owner

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE:  Aside from a huge inheritance all belonging to him, as well as the deed to the Joestar property, including its many subsidiaries and other branches, he has a net worth from his former races around 50 million.  How much he makes annually varies greatly depending on how well his horses do , but he is very comfortable financially

BACKGROUND HISTORY:  The second son of the Joestar family (America), Johnny comes from a long line of horse ranchers, breeders, and racers. After the tragic death of his brother during a training practice, Johnny became the sole successor to the Joestar legacy and name.  His father, whom he had a bad relationship with, died without a will, and left everything to Johnny.  Johnny had been racing competitively since 13 years old, and by the time he was 18, had over a dozen championship races under his belt, as well as one of the best records of an American jockey.  When he was 25, he finally won the Kentucky Derby and Preakness, but at the Belmont suffered a career ending fall from his horse, and was paralyzed from the waist down.  He’s spent the last five years undergoing surgery after surgery, treatment after treatment to try and walk again, to ride horses again.  He’s been terribly depressed and lonely, and was connected to the Silver Chariot Agency via his best friend and personal doctor, Gyro zeppeli.  

EXPECTATIONS:  He was initially against it, but finally gave into Gyro’s pressuring and applied.  Johnny has a proud history of being a womanizer and playboy, so he’s mainly expecting sex from the relationship at first.  He won’t make you do anything if you’re not interested, and it’s not a deal killer, but his idea of a sugar baby is a bit…old fashioned.  It would be nice to have someone to listen to him talk about his problems that wasn’t Gyro, but he’s not the best conversationalist.  It is recommended whoever takes this position be prepared to deal with possible depression and mental, as well as physical health issues and understanding.  DO NOT look down on Johnny because he’s handicapped, and DO NOT baby him.  Disrespecting him for his injury and disability is an instant deal breaker.  

LIKES: animals, especially his favorite horse Slowdancer, gyro (not that he’ll ever admit it), women, sex (YES he can still get it up, DONT BE RUDE), horse racing, plays/the theatre, fine shoes and boots, road trips, excercise

DISLIKES: being belittled/disrespected, the downsides of his injury and disability, his family’s unresolved issues, talking too much about himself, being vulnerable, Diego Brando (he’s a rival who’s losing him a lot of money)

IDEAL TYPE: a woman, a hot woman.  He Might consider a guy, but would prefer one more feminine than masculine.  He likes soft curves, not rough edges.  He wants someone who respects his independence and doesn’t look down on him, but is also a bit worn out with the “shallow socialite” type that tries to use him.  A sugar baby's gotta do what they’ve gotta do, he understands, just….don’t make it so obvious you’re using him?  It would also be nice if you were cool with animals, especially horses, and the outdoors.  You don’t have to be an expert, but he wouldn’t mind showing you a thing or two.

IDEAL FIRST DATE: Either something Gyro planned, or just a day chilling at his home/stable ranch.  He doesn’t want to go out much, he always feels like he’s being gawked at, but is starting to get annoyed being alone all the time.  Sitting on the porch, watching Slowdance graze, have some sweet iced tea under the shade of a tree, his head on your lap.  That sounds nice to him.

PAYMENT:  He’ll pay you, probably online or via phone after the date.  You’ll get paid, don’t worry.  He just feels a little shallow after having a heart to heart with you, maybe making love, and then handing you a bunch of money.  If you mention something you want him to buy you, he’ll nod, and not bring it up again…Only for you to receive a beautifully wrapped package on your doorstep for the item mentioned, and never mention anything to you.  

ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS/INFO: He doesn’t like to talk about his injury or wheelchair, obviously, but there are certain things or places he can’t go because of it.  He doesn’t like to bring it up, so don’t mention it, but try not to ask him for anything you know he can’t do for a date.  Also, please at least be civil with Gyro, he’s a bit weird but he’s Johnny’s closest friend

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Selkie!Bruno possible designs/ideas for his coat. He should look cool, but maybe a little wet and dirty you know? But in a sexy way ~

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Hucow!Mista, taking a shower cause he a stinky boy😈

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SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM:

NAME:Enrico Pucci

AGE: 45

OCCUPATION: Forensic Psychologist, author of self-help books, occasional teacher of psychology 

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE: 400,000+, with additional money from book sales and special appearances, occasional case bonuses

BACKGROUND HISTORY:  Enrico Pucci, despite originally pursuing a career of the cloth, had a change of career after meeting Dio Brando in college.  The two have become lifelong friends, and often work together in criminal and civil court cases, as well as working for the justice system on occasion.  His work has been used in several big-time court cases, which has made him a world-wide name.  He’s written a few books about his role in several big-time cases, as well as a series of textbooks on the art of interrogation and questioning, as well as analyzing the criminal mind.  His work has been used on an academic level as well as professional grade.  He has two main bases of operation: One in Miami, Florida-the other London, England.

PERSONAL INFO:Despite his impressive career and playboy extravagant best friend Dio Brando, Pucci is much more private and…conservative than one might expect.  Despite leaving the church, he is still very religious, and spends much of his free time reading the bible, attending worship, and showing his devotion to the catholic church in different ways.  He knows little about his biological family, as he was adopted at birth.  He is, however, fairly close and protective of his younger sister, who lives in Georgia closer to their parents.  

EXPECTATIONS:  Pucci is looking, more than anything, for secret companionship.  Having to spend so much time in the spotlight between work, church, and Dio-he’s spent his entire life keeping a low profile and scandal out of his life.  It hasn’t been easy, and he has no interest in any relationship, sugar baby or not, going public.  News reporters are constantly trying to get a new scoop on him and his private life, and Dio can be annoying when he finds something that interests Pucci-it would be best for both parties involved to keep this relationship private.  Pucci is mainly looking for companionship as a date at the moment. Sex isn’t neccessary, and depending on the relationship the two of you develop, he may choose to wait until marriage to have sex.  It would also be ideal if darling was catholic, or christian of some kind, or perhaps willing to convert. Depending on how close the two of you might get, he may consider marriage for any long term possibilities.  However, Pucci also reserves the right to stop seeing you for whatever reason, if he doesn’t feel any connection-no hard feelings.  Pucci is getting older, and spending more and more time alone-perhaps you can help him?

LIKES: God and worship, Dio Brando, his younger sister, cherries, mathematics (s[ecifically prime numbers), high quality clothing/fashion brands, traveling, charity work, psychology, therapity, understanding people better

DISLIKES: too much loud noises/distractions (it makes it hard for him to think and stay calm), rule breakers, corruption, amphibians and reptiles (they’re gross and slimy)

IDEAL TYPE: Someone polite, reserved, and submissive to him. Pucci isn’t looking for a wild lover that will embarrass him and ignore his rules- he wants someone to follow and obey him.  Ideally, someone who could one day become the ideal housewife-a homemaker, cook, cleaner,teacher, mother, all in one.  Pucci isn’t…against dating a man, per se, however, he often has conflicting views on homoselxuality due to his very religious beliefs.  

IDEAL FIRST DATE: A very typical, if not boring, first date.  A nice dinner and a movie, however it will either be agt his home, or at a private hotel.  Pucci has no desire to go to a public restaurant or crowded theater, only to find it plastered over the news, or wake up to a dozen texts from Dio.  

PAYMENT: Pucci will send payments after every session, or “date” directly to a bank account under both of your names.  He also gives you a credit card under his name for spending of your choice, although there is a spending limit to the card, and Pucci will go over any questionable purchases you chose to make and adjust your payments accordingly.  He will also pay for any and all dating activities and events, rest assured, and may pick out specific outfits (mostly plain, modest outfits that are respectable inoffensive but of high quality).

ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS/INFO:  The easiest way to get Pucci to be your sugar Daddy is be polite, be submissive, and obey Pucci's rules.  Let Pucci do the thinking, deciding, and you’ll be taken care of for life.  You'll never have to worry about money, scandals will be nonexistent or wiped under the rug, and you’ll be untouchable to the law between Pucci and Dio.  Just don’t push anyones buttons, and you'll be fine

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I don't think they're on Tumblr, but this was for a DTIYS challenge for @nemdreams on Twitter, check out her blog if you're 18+, she's great 👍

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More material gowrl mista, this time mooching off his rich mistress to get a pool

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Ya know, I was browsing from my Facebook my baby pictures and I saw that I was totally a bit of the chonky side and up to this day, now that I am an adult, I am still chonky.

I am DEFINITELY curious if the Bucci gang happen to be curious and their reactions once they saw S/O's chonky baby pictures from S/O's picture album, especially when they saw what babies usually do like nibbling or biting at things crawling, shoving their tiny hands in their mouths, sleeping or just rolling on their bed for fun and/or pretty much what they usually do. It's just too cute to imagine them looking at S/O's infancy days. ^^

omg they would LOVE it!!!

obviously we all know how much Bruno loves kids, and would love seeing his darling's baby pics, but you know who else would REALLY love it?

ONE: Giorno. Now true, its canon that he hates children (its in his bio pic in the manga i think) the idea of not only knowing more about darling's history would be super important to him. Not to mention-he never really had a childhood himself. Aside from one crummy pic with his stepdad and the obligatory school photos, Giorno doesn't really have anything to remember form his childhood. Not that he really wants to,per se. But if Darling has enough pictures to go through, including baby pics, that means darling was taken cared of and loved, at least a little bit. The chubbiness is just an extra factor of cuteness. Chubby babies are healthy babies, so it reassures him.

TWO: Believe it or not, Abbacchio really likes seeing your baby pics. Unlike the other mafioso, we never see any traumatic flashbacks to his childhood, which makes me inclined to think he might have had a nice childhood? I mean, he had to at least have one or two mentors who made him optimistic enough to be a civil servant, you know? I bet he has a ton of adorable, embarrassing as hell photos of himself, chonky and adorable and HAPPY. And even though it's super embarrassing (he certainly doesn't show them willingly, not unless you're REALLY close and trustworthy) he likes looking back and learning about who you were and who you became. I mean, COME ON, his whole stand ability is about reliving the past, of COURSE he wants to see your baby photos!!! (and also maybe he has a soft spot for kids shut up.)

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Story: S/O found out she's pregnant and afraid to tell she is carrying a baby (or probably twins?) for two weeks and decided to keep it a secret. I would like to see Bucci gang's reaction being a little weirded out seeing their girlfriend silent or quick spoken, eating weird food cravings and would eat a lot, always going to the bathroom, then suddenly found a pregnancy kit, showing two strips.

All Characters depicted are 18 or older

(I didn’t include Giorno in this one, because depending on who you ask he either is or isn’t a part of Bucci gang. Hope you enjoy!)

Bruno was the first to know. Well, it’s debatable whether he knew or just really, really wanted it to be true. He saw you waking up at night for frequent bathroom trips, followed by unusual midnight snacks. He simply waited for you to come back to bed, starting a new nightly ritual-holding you from behind, placing his hands on your stomach. Bruno said you tasted differently; when he held you he felt something new, and yet something that felt so familiar, so much like the two of you combined. It was almost like welcoming a family member home after so long. When he heard the truth from you, he didn’t shout or jump up, run out into the streets passing out cigars. He simply smiled at you, nodding unsurprised. It was just right, and he was so excited for the both of you.

Leone, a former Policeman, could put the pieces together pretty quickly. He saw the way strong perfumes affected you, and the morning sicknesses were regular but not serious. He was actually the first one to convince you to visit the doctor-who confirmed his previous suspicions. Give him some credit: he might come off occasionally as callous, or uncaring- but those amber-lavendar eyes see EVERYTHING you do. And even though he’d prefer you didn’t know the depths he cared for you, and even though on your worst days sometimes you do, he CARES for you. DEEPLY. Deeply enough to give you nightly footrubs without being asked to. He tries to hide it, but he starts borrowing and reading child and baby care books he borrowed from Bruno. He separates a shelf in the fridge JUST for your own special food cravings. He will never bring it up, and might even try to deny it-but he’s very happy to be having this baby with you. It feels like a second chance on life, and he gets to live it with you.

Believe it or not, Narancia is the next person to realize you’re pregnant. Just because he has an elementary level of mathematics, and never finished school, doesn’t mean he’s a naive idiot. Don’t forget- this guy lived on the streets for most of his youth-he’s seen a lot of pregnancies happen to his friends and friend’s partners. He’s able to tell pretty quickly when you complain about nausea, and start eating food combinations you’ve never touched before. He brings it up to you before you bring it up to him-rather suddenly in fact. Narancia isn’t the type to think over his words carefully, and DEFINITELY doesn’t like the idea of keeping secrets between the two of you. He waits outside you bathroom, pacing back and forth waiting for the results. When you finally do come out with the positive result, he has to stop himself from picking you up and into a bear hug-he has to be careful around the two of you now. Narancia tries really hard to become a good father, although it isn’t easy to change overnight. If he hasn’t at least gotten a G.E.D. or Italian equivalent by this point, he makes sure to get that before his child is born. He also Goes on a shopping spree and buys baby clothes, toys, and other products every time he goes to a store-he just wants to give the child everything he never had. Secretly, he stays up at night sometimes worrying if he’ll end up being like his own cold, deadbeat dad, but he’s too ashamed to bring it up. Whether or not he tells you, YOU tell HIM that he’s going to be a wonderful father, and then he knows that you’re right.

Fugo takes a little longer, perhaps longer than you’d expect, to discover you’re pregnant. In fact, you might need to be the one to tell him, if not for the fact he notices your growing stomach and doctor appointments. It’s not due to disinterest in your life, or denial on his behalf. In all honesty, he just hasn’t had a ton of experience with women. His mom was cold and reserved with him at best, and though he tried to understand and sympathize with Trish, he never really got the chance to befriend her, at least not in canon timeline. When he does eventually find out though, he’s nervous but excited. He handles the news the way he handles everything-over preparing and researching the HELL out of it! He reads Bruno’s child rearing literature, takes Lamaze classes with you, hell, starts studying women’s health and OBGYN during his free time! There are a lot of scary, uncontrollable things about children and parenthood that sometimes scare him and make him question his ability to be a parent- but he WANTS to do this with you. And talking through his anxieties with you, and knowing that you will be doing this as a TEAM make him feel not only better, but happy.

Mista, bless his heart, is the last to know. Despite loving the ladies very much, he doesn’t necessarily pick up on your new ”quirks” as being related to pregnancy. You stopped drinking? Oh, maybe you’re trying to be healthier, good for you! You’re having odd cravings? Must be to replace the alcohol cravings! suddenly you start having sudden bursts of emotions and crying randomly that he begins to panic. Is this new health fad really good for you? What’s got you so upset? What? What do you mean he’s a ‘dense idiot’? Finally, when you spell it out for him, he takes about three seconds until…click! OH! That explains a lot actually. Hey wait a minute, you’re PREGNANT!! He’s so excited, hugging and kissing you excitedly, calling up his friends and debating with you over who should be the baby’s godfather. He’s very laid back about your pregnancy-not uncaring, just doesn’t know a lot as a first-time father. It’s important to communicate your wants and needs with him, but he’ll work with you, and takes on a lot more responsibility in preparation for your child. Actually, you miiiiiight have to talk him down a bit, he’s starting to consider having five or six more after this one…

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Ya know, I was watching Swan Princess and researched that if swans did mate and have cygnets and if their mate and/or one of their cygnets died, they mourn for their deaths. I could JUST IMAGINE Bruno, or Abbacchio or Narancia, Guido or Giorno or Fugo that they are swans by day and human at night, but only if there is only a moon because they were cursed by Diavolo after they helped and protected Trish from him. As for Jean Pierre Polnareff, he was finding a way how to lift the curses put on all of them and the only way to break the spell is by true love from someone who loves them the most. Trish, now, has to take care of them and protect them as well and keep an eye if her father is around to destroy any of them. When Diavolo found out from Polnareff that only true love can break the curse, he set up a counter spell: If S/O confessed to the wrong person, one of them will die. Then, he found out the way to return them back to normal and set up a counterspell. Diavolo made a counterspell that if S/O made a vow of everlasting love, one of them will die (this depends who S/O loves the most and who S/O fell in love with) and S/O made a vow to Doppio, who disguised as any of them. Ah, angsty moment. S/O has to defeat Diavolo to prove that his spell is less powerful than S/O true love. It's three against one. Once defeated, S/O, this time vowed to the right person (it could be any of the Bucci gang) and happily married. (Corny, I know but it's all I could think. 😅😅😅😅😅)

If you have any suggestions, let me know. ^^

Very cute idea!!!

i wanted to do more, but unfortunately this was all i had time to do.  out of all the possible swan princes, i feel like the one most appropriate would be Giorno <3

I mean, just look at him!  he’s as graceful as a swan, and very attuned to nature. 

this is it for now, but maybe ill find inspiration to add more later ^^

thank you for the message <3

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Can I see Selkie!Bruno's reaction when he found out his s/o is pregnant for eight to ten weeks? I got somewhat addicted reading the selkie stories, especially from them! 😁

Even though the selkie!au is mostly yandere, there's not much in this except for some implied controlling etc. Mostly fluff, no smut or major warnings. Enjoy!!!

You smelled different. Not a bad different, and it was barely noticeable, but there was something different-something new- about your scent. Admittedly, you were around a lot more now that you had consumated the relationship and bound to him and his herd. Several days of romance and nights of passion the two of you shared during Bruno’s most recent rut had distracted him for quite some time, that he didn’t notice your changes at first. He knew it was important for mates to urinate after sex, but you took it to a new extreme- oftentimes going three to four times a night, that made it hard to get any sleep. Bruno tried to bring it up to you gently, but still you couldn’t help bawling your eyes out when he brought it up. His poor mate-so sensitive! Bruno could learn to live with your constant bathroom trips, but then the cravings started.

Bruno prided himself on being a good mate-lived for it, even- and part of being a good mate means feeding your defenseless human mate who can’t hunt for themselves. Bruno was originally worried you might not like his diet, and made sure to hunt an assortment of fish for you to sample. You liked it all, surprisingly, but the one you craved most was, unfortunately, the hardest to catch. Swordfish, sailfish, tuna-you clearly had a developed taste, and your stomach only seemed to grow in size the longer you and Bruno were together. Not a problem, even if they were difficult to catch, Bruno would bring you a thousand, just to see you smile.

When Bruno really started to worry was your sudden bouts of nausea. Several mornings, you woke up with a jolt, retching painfully as Bruno held back your hair and rubbed your back sympathetically. Was the fish he had gotten you bad? It was freshly caught, but maybe it had diseases. Bruno had finally gotten you, and he had no intentions of letting anything take you from him. He was apprehensive about taking you to the doctors: not only had he never met or seen a human doctor, but it was dangerous to take you back to the human society so soon after mating. Your health concerns finally won out over his concerns, and he took you (carried you, nauseous and shivering) to the local emergency room.

He was terrified of leaving you alone with the doctors, insisting on going in with you to the examine room. He was almost more afraid than you- glaring at the intimidating medical instruments, sterilized smell in the air, and cold indifferent nurses taking your pulse and blood pressure. He didn’t wander too far, even when they had you take a urine test in the conjoined bathroom. The doctor, when she finally came in to see you, smiled at the two of you-a good sign for Bruno.

Bruno heard her say the words, “Congratulations, you’re pregnant,” But could hardly register it. Wait…what? Already?? They could tell so soon? Was this a cruel joke? Could it really be true?? The doctor chuckled, not cruelly, at his shocked face, saying that you were around 10 weeks with child. Bruno was frozen, he could hardly believe it. So long. He’d dreamed of this day for SO LONG. And you- his beautiful, perfect, wonderful mate-had given him the one thing no one else could-a child. He hadn’t even realized he was crying until he felt your fingers, gently wiping the tears off his face, shushing him and bringing him into a hug.

He kissed your head, pulling you against him tightly, and then realizing himself and holding you gently, minding your stomach. Your CHILD. The doctor gave more advice and instructions (no raw seafood!) but Bruno barely registered it in the moment. You looked up to him, smiling back, you seemed just as happy as him. Bruno couldn’t ask for a better mate. He couldn’t wait for the baby.

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SILVER CHARIOT “SUGAR DADDY” APPLICATION FORM: Risotto

NAME: Risotto Nero

AGE: 35

OCCUPATION: Refused to disclose, but has proven to be able to afford applying for the Silver Chariot agency

ANNUAL INCOME AVERAGE: Classified, but verified by the Chariot agency to make enough to afford any and all Darling’s salaries

BACKGROUND HISTORY:  Italian, grew up in Naples.  Currently lives in Rome in the city, alone.  Risotto declined to disclose too much information on his past and background, for his safety and yours.  Darlings applying to Risotto should be aware that Risotto may occasionally engage in less than legal behavior, and Darling will be required to swear to secrecy, possibly sign an NDA.  Risotto prefers any and all dates to happen at his own place, instead of going out, and would prefer you have your own living quarters.  Risotto (when heavily pressed for ANY personal info!) 

EXPECTATIONS:Darling, above all, must be discreet in order to partner with Risotto.  Risotto will cover any and all expenses, including your own apartment/living space and transportation, so you won’t take any other jobs/clients.  You also won’t be able to date anyone other than Risotto, but any free time from Risotto will be up to you to do whatever you wish, as long as you don’t disclose anything about your partnership with him.  Because of his line of work, his free time is sudden, and he can suddenly be called on a job at a moment's notice, so a darling with a flexible schedule is important. Risotto will also take several other precautions when you leave/visit him, such as hiring an undisclosed transportation to and from his house, self-defense classes, and other necessary precautions.  Risotto also advises not to get too attached to him, as he cannot provide a  “normal” romantic relationship.  Also, please be advised that Risotto has expressed an interest in BDSM lifestyle, so a partner willing to partake in that, while not necessary, is extremely appreciated

LIKES:Heavy metal, leather, BDSM, working out, weight lifting, collecting rocks, horror movies, the bizarre/morbid, animal bones, motorcycles

DISLIKES: ahem, in his own words, “All these damn questions”

IDEAL TYPE: O Negative...

IDEAL FIRST DATE: Staying at home, listening to music, partaking in sexual activities

PAYMENT:  Normally, we don’t require the Sugar Daddies applying to provide specific numbers, but Risotto specifically said to let all interested darlings know he is willing to offer 100,000$ for the first date alone, no strings attached, just to prove he is serious.  He will also offer monthly allowances, and cover any bills, payments as requirements.

ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS/INFO: Please don’t comment on his eyes.

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Based off of @dark-side-blog2 and @egretta-random-writes selkie!au headcanon, where Bruno can't stand darling always taking on video chats without him. He reminded me of that one gif :

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Another cover redraw :

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