#smartkart

[littlesmolhoneybee]

When you do crazy stuff with them at costco

starring: shinichiro, draken, mikey, chifuyu, baji, hanma, mitsuya, sanzu

warnings: lots of stupidity and nonsense

type: drabbles

𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 He will go to the automobile section and roll tires around you, he'll even try to lift some up and pretend to be all strong, hell, maybe even play hide n go seek.

“Shinichiro! Where are you?!”

“I’m right here [name]!” Shinichiro cries, popping up from a stack of tires- you let out a siren screech and the employees there thought you got murdered.

𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧

He'll take you to the far back where the order picker is and drive it, with you sitting at the front of the fork where inventory should be. If you're safe and having fun, that's all that matters to Draken. But he might accidentally lose control of the reverse--

"Draken don't crash!"

𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐲

He will definitely steal a SmartKART, have you sit on his lap and the two of you will go around the costco, it'll be even better if an employee chases you.

"Look [name]! Someone's trying to catch us!"

"Mikey! This isn't a game of tag!"

"Well, it is now! Now let's see if this thing can go any faster."

If Draken is there, then the three of you will go to the automobile section and watch the two see who can stack the most tires and have you sit on them (somehow). Or the two (maybe even you) will fight in a friendly-not-so-friendly game of King of the Hill with tires rolling everywhere.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐲𝐮

He will ask you to go inside the shopping cart and if you say yes, he’ll push you around proudly. He will gladly take you everywhere for the samples and if one station is empty he’ll pretend to be a fellow worker at Costco— or if he’s feeling mischievous he’ll steal the unguarded snacks and smuggle them in your purse.

If he comes across the bouquet section, he'll steal a rose without anyone noticing and when you leave, he'll give it to you as a sign of affection and love.

"[name]... will you accept this rose?" He asks, as a reenactment of the rose ceremony from the Bachelor.

𝐛𝐚𝐣𝐢

Baji will go to the pet section and make an entire fort of the cuddler dog beds and throw them at you. He might even escalate it to the next level- staying in Costco for the entire night and see who gets caught first— you or Baji?

If Baji gets caught first, he won't snitch that you're hiding as well, and how he gets caught is ridiculous because he'll just be out, walking around trying to find you.

𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐦𝐚

Hanma will most likely will trip people on purpose, and pick pocket the old ladies and open up candy bags- he'll somehow not get caught by security. If he's feeling extra mischievous, he'll swap the places of the prices, if the almond prices are in the far back, he'll swap them with the apricots in the front- even going as far as replacing the price of bread into the dairy section. He’d also purposely trash the eggs and throw them at the wall for his pleasure, he‘s also likely take you to the men's washroom and have you help him trash the washroom too— maybe steal a urinal for fun.

If he sees someone he doesn't like, he'll beat them up and start an entire fist-fight. Hanma will make sure you watch this till the very end, until security comes. Somehow, this man won't get caught, but the two of you can't ever go to that Costco ever again, and Hanma has other plans.

"Let's go stir shit up in another Costco, that was fun."

𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚

He'll go under the book table and poke the toes of little children, and if you want, you'll join in too. Mitsuya might even scare the little children who go around innocently, minding their own business. If you go to the clothing section, expect Mitsuya to analyze the stitching and fabrics, he'll make you try some of the clothes, jackets, or whatever and take photos of you.

"[name], you're going to be my model someday."

𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐳𝐮

He'll open up the chicken bags and throw raw chicken at people- it'll be a food fight but people running away. If there's an opposing gang member and they recognize Sanzu? You better get prepared to throw raw chicken too-- or anything really.

"Princess! Get that bread for me!"

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