#smoking catnip with the homies

[headless-b00gie]

woah....

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My Random Meouch headcanons:

I'm really bored in quarantine, so I brainstormed all this random crap and then shared it with you.

- Since he's a humanoid lion, he eats most food in a normal way, but if given something that cats have a weakness for, then he'll just unintentionally slip into more cat-like headspace and go "Nyam nyam nyam nyam..." possibly a few bleps here and there.

- Catnip is his weed. He normally smokes it to relax, so he tries to avoid smelling it. (smelling catnip can make a cat go berserk)

-The rest of TWRP isn't thrilled about his smoking habits, but certainly don't judge and just want him to be happy, so they all take turns keeping watch, making sure he doesn't hurt himself in this debilitated state. All it normally takes is making him lay down on the couch and giving him a throw pillow to nuzzle against.

- Purrs instead of snores

- DO NOT SIT IN HIS CHAIR. He has previously rubbed his scent on it, and won't hesitate to claw anyone.

- Despite having human hands, he has lion feet, therefore has big black toe beans.

- (as we saw on Instagram) He can't resist laser pointers. If he gets angry and argues about something dumb, the boys will just get out the pointer and watch him drop everything to chase the elusive red dot. Like:

"You ate the last of the blueberry bagels! There was like 15 of e'm and you couldn't have left one for me---HOLY CRAP IT'S BACK!"

- After a mission, if he gets mildly wounded or dirty, he'll do the classic kitty 'self-bathing' technique by licking his hands and rubbing them on his face/wounds.

- Doesn't care for the Lion King

- has a huge stash of guac in the fridge. Will not share with anyone. It's his. Get your own.

- often ends up shaking his mane out at the end of the day, only to find many missing Lego pieces to his star wars set fall out.

- Turns on Jurassic Park ambience to chill to

- when he yawns, his tongue curls and a small roar escapes

- Why would the boys watch Animal Planet, when watching Meouch eat meat is just as terrifying as the real thing? Heck, he is the real thing

- Will pounce on any rattle bois he hunts with the guys

- Has to be told constantly to stop nibbling on himself when fleas hit:

"Commander! Stop biting! You're gonna make it worse!"

"But these 'sum bitches itch like hell!"

"They'll stop soon, just let the flea collar work."

"Put this on the gram and I'll literally tear you a new one."

- 'Roar' is his guilty pleasure song, but will still pick 'Eye of the Tiger' over it anyday because old school is where it's at

- Only the homies can boop his snoot. And they should. Look at it, it's so ripe for the booping.

Edit: Photographic evidence pictured below