#so 63 ppl per page

[sesamenom]

287 :D

Took me about 45 mins

Bonus internet points will be awarded to anyone who actually tries this exercise before voting.

Assume you need to get the spelling at least somewhat close, and if a character has multiple names, only one counts. Also, if a character doesn't have a canonical name, I'm sorry, but "that guy's wife" doesn't count.

For reference, if you can name the 9 members of the Fellowship, the eponymous Hobbit and his 13 dwarf buddies, 3 prominent women, and the guy who runs the Rivendell B&B, that's 27 characters right there. And you probably also know the name of a dragon.

For further reference, Tolkien Gateway has 637 (!!) pages dedicated to Third Age characters. (Don't click that link until you've voted, of course)

Edit: Your humble pollmaker gave this a try, and got as far as 73 before deciding she was too tired to keep trying to remember dwarf and Silm names. If you also want to share (and don't mind people being incredulous at your having forgot ____), pastebin allows you to paste text and share it for free. :)

[3zschool]

做国外网赚，自然少不了要和广告联盟打交道，英语阅读交流方面也会常用到，虽然借助Google翻译这些基本能凑合着，但是有些术语、缩写和黑话，有时候你即使去搜索也找不到答案。今天3zschool就为大家整理了一下affiliate marketing常见的术语，供大家查找，也欢迎大家转载。

1、 什么是BANNER（横幅广告）？

放置在网站的页面上用于表现商家广告内容的图片，通常大小为468*60像素，往往做成动画形式，这样更具有吸引力。

2、 什么是PAGE VIEW（综合浏览量）？

网站各网页被浏览的总次数。一位访客有可能创造十几个甚至更多的PAGEVIEWS。

3、 什么是IMPRESSIONS（广告闪现次数）？

广告BANNER出现的次数，一般情况下与含有该广告的网页被访问的次数相同。

4、 什么是 CLICKS （点击次数）？

访问者通过点击横幅广告而访问商家的网页，称点击一次。点击这个广告，即表示他对广告内容感兴趣，希望得到更详细的信息。

5、 什么是 CLICKS RATIO （点击率）？

如果广告BANNER的闪现次数（IMPRESSIONS）为10000次，而其点击次数（CLICKS）为300次，那么点击率即为3%。 目前，广告的平均点击率为 2% 。点击率可以准确地反映广告效果， 也是网络广告吸引力的一个标志。

6、 什么是FIRST VIEW（第一屏）？

是读者浏览一个网页时，所看到的第一屏，访问者不用拖动滚动条就可以看到，效果较佳，这个位置条受到绝大多数客户的青睐，因此价格也较高。

7、什么是CPM？

CPM是Cost P e r Thousand的缩写，即每千人次访问的收费或Banner闪现一千次的费用，例如一个广告 Banner 的报价是$10/CPM，意味着每一千人次看到这个Banner，就收费$10。按CPM收费已经成为网络广告的惯例。

8、为什么不按点击广告Banner的次数来收费？

按点击广告Banner的次数来收费，在国际上很少采用。因为网页访客是否点击你的广告Banner去你的网站浏览，还取决于很多因素，比如Banner的设计，客户的网站的内容���等。

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9、PTC(Pay to Click)点击赚钱

10、surf冲浪，即上网。

11、b/c = because

12、PO = Program Owner

13、plz = Please

14、addy = address

15、FYI = For Your Information

16、cmi = count me in

17、cmo = count me out

18、IMO = In My Opinion

19、IOW = In Other Words

20、ISO = In Search Of

21、BTW = By The Way

22、BRB = Be Right Back

23、BRT = Be Right There

24、IM = Instant Message

25、PM = Personal Message

26、LOL = Laughing Out Loud

27、LMAO = Laughing My A** Off

28、LMFAO = Laughing My F*cking A** Off

29、ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

30、ROTFLMFAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F*cking A** Off

31、SLMAO = Still Laughing My A** Off

32、Peeps = People

33、2QT2BSTR8 = Too Cute To Be Straight

34、NPA = New Program Alert

35、WM = Web Master

36、bank wire 银行汇款

37、TOS = Terms of Service

38、FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions

39、IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

40、AFAIK = As Far As I Know

41、PBUH = Peace Be Upon Him

42、SO = Significant Other

43、GF = GirlFriend

44、W8 = wait

45、U = you

46、AD views 广告浏览数，网幅广告被用户下载、显示的次数，等同于impression。

47、Advertisement Management 广告管理，利用特定的系统管理网页或广告网络揪发的网幅广告，同时提供即的显示数、点击数统计，高级的广告管理系统还能根据访问者的特点和时间选择出现不同的网幅广告。

48、Banner 网幅广告?标准GIF格式以外的网幅广告称为Rich Media Banner。

49、C/I Ratio(Click-through to impression ration) 点击与显示的比率

50、Click Ratio 点击率，如果该网页出现了一万次，而网页上的广告点击次数为500次，则点击率为5%。

51、Click Through 点击某一链接的行为

52、Co-Brand 共同标志/商标，有时联盟成员���间可以将自己的标志和商标放在框架顶部页面中，以便访问者浏览其网页。

57、Commission 佣金，参加联盟程序所取得的收入，联盟成员可从联盟站点介绍的访客的销售收入中提成，这个佣金可能是购买或活动的固定费率。

58、charge 手续费

59、bonus 红包，红利，花红，奖励

60、money order 汇票

61、Hosting/Hosted 每当用户点击链接时进入一个网站的页面，该页面的图像和HTML文档由网站服务器提供，当调用该链接时，这些图像和其他部件就由服务器存储。

62、Impression 投放次数，网页被访问的次数。

63、Lead 引导，用户在广告商网站上注册、加入或下载

64、O/C Ratio 点击与定购的比率，实际点击数与商人网站定购次数的比率。

65、Pay-For-Performance 行动付付，网站访客采取某一行动而取得付款

66、Pay-per-Click 每点击支付额

67、Pay-per-Impression 每显示支付额

68、Pay-per-Lead 广告商对每一位介绍到该网站的合格注册访客的网站，按固定费率支付的费用结构

69、Pay-per-Sale 广告商对每一位介绍到该网站的进行消费的网站，按产品或服务销售收入的百分比支付的费用结构

70、Portal Page 点击广告后连到的页面， 通常是针对广告内容重新设计的页面。

71、Return Days 返回天数，用户第一次访问和下一次访问商人站点的天数。

72、Storefront 店面，用于显示新产品或特殊产品的定制页面。

73、Sub-Affiliates 联盟分站点，用一个帐户维护一个以上的站点，主要站点为联盟站点，其他站点为联盟分站点。

74、deposit 存入

75、withdraw 取出

76、refund 返还，报销

77、compansation 补偿

78、rate 比率

79、exchange 兑换

80、interest 利息

81、principle 本金

82、investment 投资

83、account 帐户

84、PPC，就是按点击付费，大家可以理解成国内的百度竞价。每一个点击我们广告的用户，我们都得付一定的费用；

85、Social Network，国内目前貌似就是人人网有这种广告，国外的，主流有Facebook和POF，就是在一个社区里刊登我们的广告，一般有PPC和CPM（按一千次展示付费）两种形式；

86、Display，买别人网站的广告位，以BANNER的形式为主，一般是按CPM形式付费；

87、PPV，弹窗广告，这种弹窗跟国内的弹窗比较不一样，通过PPV的联盟我们可以TARGET用户在打开特定的URL才会弹出我们的广告。

做Affiliate接触最频繁的角色：

88、.广告联盟（Affiliate Network、CPA Network）

广告联盟是一个平台，是一道桥梁，他们的存在就是为了帮助广告主刊登在线广告，而广告联盟本身不会帮广告主进行任何推广，而是把广告推广交给Affiliate去操作，从而赚取差价；

89、广告商（Merchant、Advertiser）

广告商就是从广告联盟里，投放广告的商家；

90、发布者（Affiliate、Publisher）

发布者就是从广告联盟里，选取广告商的广告去推广，从而赚取佣金；

91、流量联盟（Traffic Network、AD Network）

这种联盟，他们以卖流量为主，他们卖的可能是自家的流量（SELF SERVE)，例如Facebook，POF，PPV等；

也有可能是倒卖别人的流量，例如Google Adwords的内容广告，也可以参照国内的阿里妈妈；

跑media buy操作最常见的：

92、ROI – Return of investment -投资回报率

我们做正规，最看重就是这个，假如我们在A广告投入10刀，产出15刀，那么ROI就是50%；同理，如果产出5刀，ROI是-50%

93、CTR – Click Thru Rate – 点击率

例如100个人看了你的广告，3���人点击了，那么你的点击率是3%；在大多数有PPC模式的平台（BING,ADWORDS,FACEBOOK)，你的广告点击率越高，你每次点击的费用就越低；

94、Campaign – 广告活动

流量平台里，campaign可以理解成广告组的意思，一个campaign下可以有多个Creative（广告样式）。

95、Creative – 广告样式

就是你给用户看到的广告样式，或者指某个campaign下的一个子广告，每个平台的creative都不一样，像pof和fb是以图片+文字的广告样式；PPC中，我们的text ad就是我们的creative；Display的话，banner就是我们的creative。

96、.CTA – CALL TO ACTION – 呼吁行动

CTA就是一些类似”join now“ ”click here“ ”start today“ ”countinue“ 等LP或者creative上，增加用户点击和转换几率的广告语，常见于一些LP上的BUTTON点击按钮；

97、Pixel – 转换图素

Pixel我们用于放在联盟后台对应的广告里，pixel一般从我们的追踪工具（tracking202或者cpvlab）里提取，然后放到联盟后台去。这样追踪工具才能准确统计出哪里来的流量带来转换。

98、LP – LANDER – LANDING PAGE -引导页

用于增加转换，是用户点击你的广告后和到广告商页面之间的一个桥梁，绝大部分情况下，LP可以增加我们的盈利。

99、CPA – COST PER ACTION – 按行动付费

CPA是目前AFFILIATE MARKETING主要的形式之一，当用户完全广告商要求的行动，你就会获得佣金。

但是CPA的模式，广告商会在乎你的推广质量，如果你带过去一定的转换后，广告商无法从你的转换盈利的话，那么你就会面临被广告商要求你停止推广的局面；

100、CPL – Cost Per Lead – 按引导付费

这种其实和市面上大部分CPA都差不多形式，但是CPL的话，大部分时候广告商只要求有效的注册，对转换的质量要求偏低甚至无；

101、Revenue Share – 收入分成

这种是，你带过去的用户，给广告商带来多少收入，广告商就分成多少给你。常见于DUBO类和CHENGREN类广告，这种模式你可以拿到多次分成；

101、Split test – 轮换测试

举个例子，你有2个LP，用户访问的时候，50%到LP 1，50%到LP 2，那么你可以测试得出哪个LP的转换率高一点；同理，也可以同一个LP，50/50几率到2个不同的offer，来测试哪个offer的转换率高一点。

指标

Mobile affiliate marketing 有许多指标。

102、EPC（Earning per Click）:EPC=总收益/点击次数。CTR（Click through Rate）:点击次数/展示 X100%，例如，25000 次展示中有50 个人点击=0.20%CTR。这种适用于横幅 CTR（Banner CTR）和着陆页 CTR（Landing Page CTR）。

103、eCPM(Effective Cost per Thousand):公式是-总收益/展示次数 X1000=eCPM，即每千次展示你的收益。

104、CPA(Cost Per Action) ：每行动成本

CPA计价方式是指按广告投放实际效果，即按回应的有效问卷或定单来计费，而不限广告投放量。CPA的计价方式对于网站而言有一定的风险，但若广告投放成功，其收益也比CPM的计价方式要大得多。广告主为规避广告费用风险，只有当网络用户点击旗帜广告，链接广告主网页后，才按点击次数付给广告站点费用。

105、eCPA（Effective Cost per Action）:广告展示后实际每次 lead 或 sale 的花费

如果你正使用一个固定的追踪办法，它会自动地计算大多数这些指标。你的终极目标是得到一个高的横幅 CTR 和着陆页 CTR，以及高的 CR，如果你有了高的横幅 CTR 和着陆页 CTR，却没有高的 CR，这时就需要 test：你要 test 几个变量来找到一个能获利的模板。

Mobile affiliate marketing 术语与主流的 marketing 一致。

106、SOI(Singel Opt In):一种需要访客进入到 detail 不需要确认的 offer。当确认为一次转化时也有可能需要其它领域的数据。(SOI 是表格填写完就算激活)

107、Double Opt In(DOI):一种与 SOI 类似的，但是需要访客通过他们在邮箱中收到的链接进行确认的 offer。(DOI 是表格填写完，会受到邮件，点击里面链接确认才算激活)

108、Pay per Lead(PPL):一次成功的 lead(SOI 或 DOI)所得到的佣金

109、Pay per sale(PPS):一次成功的付款交易佣金

110、Pay per Install(PPI):也称 PPD(Pay per Download)，一次成功的安装/下载的佣金

111、Revenue Share(RevShare):当一个用户变成了付费会员时，你能持续获得佣金或该会员付费一定的比例作为佣金

112、Direct Linking:将一名访客直接从你的广告页面带到 offer 页面而没有其它中间网页的链接

113、Landing Page(LP):中间页面，当访客点击你的广告时，首先跳到 LP 页，通常作为预卖页面或分流访客的页面

114、Self Serve Network:一种授予你权力自主进行实时控制 campaign 的联盟（network）。例如，开始或暂停 campaigns 和横幅来挑整报价（Bids）

115、Managed Buy:一种替你管理 campaign 的联盟。例如，managed buy 会根据你的指令暂停然后调整报价，通常是通过邮件操纵。

116、Direct buy:直接与网站的拥有者谈判广告价格

117、AdServer:一个替一个或多个网站储存、循环、维护以及展示广告的平台，也可以根据不同的标准追踪、报告统计数据以及展示你的广告。

118、Impression:展示次数，即页面加载显示广告的总次数，例如，一页加载有一个广告位，则称 1 Ad Impression,一页加载有两个广告位则称 2 Ad Impression from 1 Page Load

119、Insertion Order(I/O):一个规定了 media buy 的日期与范围的文档

120、CPL(Cost Per Leads)：以搜集潜在客户名单多少来收费

即每次通过特定链接，注册成功后付费的一个常见广告模式。这是我们通常称谓的引导注册，比如很久之前很火爆的“亚洲交友联盟”。

121、CPC(Cost Per Click；Cost Per Thousand Click-Through) ：每次点击的费用

以每点击一次计费。这样的方法加上点击率限制可以加强作弊的难度，而且是宣传网站站点的最优方式。目前Google Adsense就采用此方式。

122、CPS(Cost Per Sales)：以实际销售产品数量来换算广告刊登金额

即根据每个订单/每次交易来收费的方式。用户每成功达成一笔交易，网站主可获得佣金。比如现在比较火爆的淘宝客就是这种方式，应该说对于国内来说，这也是最靠谱的网络营销模式了。

123、CPR(Cost Per Response)： 每回应成本

以浏览者的每一个回应计费。这种广告计费充分体现了网络广告“及时反应、直接互动、准确记录”的特点，但是，这个显然是属于辅助销售的广告模式，对于那些实际只要亮出名字就已经有一半满足的品牌广告要求，大概所有的网站都会给予拒绝，因为得到广告费的机会比CPC还要渺茫。

124、CPP(Cost Per Purchase) ：购买成本

广告主为规避广告费用风险，只有在网络用户点击旗帜广告并进行在线交易后，才按销售笔数付给广告站点费用。

无论是CPA还是CPP，广告主都要求发生目标消费者的“点击”，甚至进一步形成购买，才予付费：CPM则只要求发生“目击”(或称“展示”、“印象”)，就产生广告付费。

这些网络广告营销形式很多，但并不是所有的形式都合适，根据网站的流量，内容定位来选择一个最合适的方式才能让网络营销利益最大化，目前国内赚的很辛苦但也赚的很可观的是CPS类的淘宝客，另外为了保证广告主的利益，对于流量大的网站、论坛等CPC也是不错的选择。

125、CPI(Cost Per Install) : 按安装付费

比如以手机app为例，每一次安装，广告商就要付钱，而且只要这app一直装着，广告商也只付这一次钱，并且只管你装不装不管你看不看。CPI算是一种比较有效率的收费方式。

126、CTA 是 call to action 的缩写，意在让目标客户立即采取被期望的行动。

当然，你的客户不会随随便便的看到一个广告页面/图片就立即点击过去，好的CTA才有这样的效果，它必须设计良好并且和整个广告相得益彰，给用户一个极其吸引人的理由去跟随着CTA操作，让用户不假思索的情况下就完成了你期望的动作。

[anpluson-blog]

191 question cause why not

1. 191 questions…promise you won’t lie? Depends on what you ask

2. Was the person you last texted single? almost certainly yes

3. Do you get jealous easily? 

not really, of course i wish i could draw like _insert_ and make music like _insert_, but I’m happy as is per say.

4. Are you wasting your time on the person you like? 

on a looser meaning of “like”, yes, i have friends. I don’t have a crush though 

5. What are you currently waiting for? 

For someone to make my heart burn hot enough that i ask a question too many

6. Do you think more about the past, present, or future? 

Depends, but the past is only really useful for information, so usually present+future

7. Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now? 

rn i’m ok with being alone

8. Honestly, did you really love the last person you said I love you too? 

My bestie - yes, no homo

9. Is anything wrong with your eyes? -4.0 ish prescription. I wear glasses almost literally everywhere

10. Who were the last people you saw besides family? 

2 ppl that knocked on the door to talk about a governor?

11. Do you have nice eyes? 

IMO yes

12. Have you ever received a love letter more than a page long? thus far single and wanting

13. If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to? Bestie’s gf

13. Who’s thinking about you right now? Parents, possibly my 3-membered center group of friends, maybe my cat?

14. Is this year the best year of your life? 

Other than a certain blond-haired powerful shithead, yes

15. Which of your friends lives closest to you? 

I don’t geography

16. How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper? Ppl with sugar problems can taste my fav drink - i don’t care

17. Do you ever work out? Nope, i remain in not-shitty state even by being a couch potato

18. How old will you be in 17 months? 

Not saying for privacy

19. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn’t? 

I think no

20. Does your bedroom need cleaning? ...yes... but i honestly don’t care too much, i do my everything in other parts of the universe

21. July 4th or St. Patrick’s Day? Independence Day, fireworks are nice

22. Sushi of choice? Philadelphia, cream cheese in sushi is AWESOME 

23. Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast? Really slow, but i’ll take it as it comes. If needed, I’ll happily dive deep for her.

24. Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex? Yeah, bestie’s gf lolp

25. Are you comfortable with your height? Yep.

26. Do you act differently around the person you like? I act pretty much the same around everyone, currently don’t have a crush. I will also say that i prefer to be real in front of people

27. Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I hope

28. Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? I never have tons of stress, so not rly needed. I can smile on my own.

29. Do you like thunderstorms? i don’t care as long as I’m inside or near minorly tall buildings

30. Do you think teenagers can be in love? I have an example day-to-day

31. How fast does your mood change? Depends

32. Are there things that can’t be joked about with you? It largely matters who’s the speaker, but some jokes may give me a bad vibe about someone

33. What do you always take with you? Fanny pack.

34. When is your birthday? read #18

35. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Can’t say, it’s common to sleep in a class and in cars so...

36. Anything on your walls? A few Pokemon from back when i was a little obsessed with them. My room hasn’t been repainted since i was a baby, and I don’t care

37. Is there something that you want to tell someone but can’t? 

... i think no actually...

38. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more? 

Haven’t had the chance to find out

39. Do you crack your knuckles? Yep. *crackle x2*

41. Would you ever swim with sharks? You missed 40 for a shitty question like this? (assuming things, I will)

42. Does anyone know your passwords besides you? yes, my parents, but that’s because I can’t be bothered to check my own email. If i did then i can easily change it and not tell them

43. What would you do if you found out the person you liked had a girlfriend? Won’t judge, move on. Same if they already have a boyfriend, unless he’s a jerk

44. What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Tea

45. I bet you miss somebody right now… not particularly

46. Do you have a box where you keep all your important things? My house.

47. How many times have you dyed your hair? 0, might eventually but unlikely

48. If you promised a friend you wouldn’t tell their secret, would you lie to a closer friend to preserve that secret? (think about it) Depends on factors, but my close friends should know when to pry and when to not

49. Would you ever date anyone your friends disapproved of? Sure, but also kinda dependant on *factors*

50. Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend? nope

51. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? 

Dependant, but likely though barely

52. Are you afraid of shots? 

gun shots - if they’re near me, yeah vaccine shots - kinda

53. Is there someone you can tell anything to? Bestie.

54. Do you lead people on ever? idk?

55. At this moment in time if you HAD to have someone’s name tattooed on you who’s would it be? My own.

56. What is your preferred way of killing bugs that get inside? Usually I just prefer to let them outside, but if I have to… with a paper of some kind or electric fly swatter

57. Has anyone called you perfect before? i think no?

58. Do your best friends’ parents tend to like you? Apparently not particularly

59. Are you a sensitive/emotional person? Depends on speaker, but I tank

60. TV channels you watch? Let’s change that you YouTube - various D&D channels, a few airsofts, The Modern Rogue

61. Are any of your friends taller than you? yep. I don’t care

62. Do you prefer the ocean or pool? Meh

63. What’s your favorite part of the song that you’re listening to? Currently not listening to anything, but lyrics of a fave song “Darken the halls with everything we own/So she’ll never have to feel alone”. Dark :3

64. Ever really cried your heart out? ...no...? Though kinda. Edgecase-ish

65. Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2009? Dear god am I happy that I’m not.

66. Do you get good grades? Decent

67. Is there a difference between love and IN love? Context is required to understand the love mentioned. I love my bestie, but I love him as a friend, not romantically

68. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? Want to try, nope

69. Does it bother you when someone says they will call you and they don’t? change call to contact - kinda, dependent on factors

70. What is the main ringtone on your cell? Default android. lolp

71. Do you speak any other language other than English? Russian

73. Could you name all 50 states and point to them on a map? Kinda scratchy, I’ll point out a sure few but will fudge others

74. Are you someone’s best friend? Yes. 

75. Where was the last place you were you threw up? idk, i honestly forget

76. Have you ever smuggled something into America? forget

77. Can you say the alphabet backwards? With large difficulty, for many letters i’ll have to think a large amount of the alphabet in order

78. Do you prefer the cold or the hot? Warm. Air - cool, i can grab a jacket, bath - steam

79. Ever had an 11:11 wish come true? i forget lolp

80. Do you get bad headaches? not really. Glad it didn’t pass down from my mom

81. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I think no? I hope no as well

82. What’s usually colder, your hands or your feet? feet.

83. Do you like competition? Yeah, but it’s only enjoyable when the stakes are not based on someone elses’ well-being.

84. Do you consider yourself lucky? almost too lucky.

85. Is there someone that cares about you more than themselves? My parents do, else no?

86. Who was the ugliest person you saw today? Null, i don’t judge looks much

87. What was the last piece of media that made you cry or tear up? (song, video, movie etc.) A comic by my fave artist

88. Is the world crumbling to pieces? The world is horrible. The world is amazing. There is no fence.

89. How many states in the U.S. have you been to? The drive between NJ to FL, NY, CL, Hawaii, Alaska

90. Where did you grow up? 

NJ

91. Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal? i think normal, i don’t handwrite much

92. Your phone rings, what do you say? "Heylo?”

93. Has anyone every said they wanted to marry you? 

nope

94. Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader? 

nope

95. Is your birthday on a holiday? http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/index.htm

96. Do you ever cry during romantic movies? Haven’t watched

97. Do you always answer your phone? Situational

98. Who was the last person you had a sleepover with? bestie?

99. Are you ticklish? Kinda

100. Is there someone you wish you were still close with? Haven’t been in relationship

101. Are you wearing a sports shirt? nope

102. How much longer until your birthday? Time.

103. How was your day today? Simple

104. What was the last new movie you watched? Deadpool? Deadpool.

105. When is the last time you danced? HS prom...?

107. Where were you at 8 am this morning? *zzz*

108. Any cool scars? Anomalies inside. Not really scars.I should mention my eyes are immune to fire damage.

109. Do you dream in black and white or color? Color

110. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off? some light

111. Are you tired? not rly

113. Last thing you did before bed last night? You missed 112…you’re not really good at this numbering thing, are you? I watched a few YouTubes

114. Do you text or call more? Which do you prefer? Text

115. Favorite thing to shop for? Games.

116. Do you wear your seat belt in the car? Yes. As I say, if it takes negligible effort and can save your life, do it. Related note, I can ride a bike with a helmet a LOT more than without

118. Where do you see yourself in 2 years? Keeping anon, this may reveal

119. Anything you want to tell someone? A soulmate about myself, if i can meta the game that we live. Else, there are private things

120. Do you prefer to read short or long messages? What about writing? Depends. I’m generally about practicality though.

121. Could you go a month without talking to your best friend[s]? I would prefer not to

122. How many children do you want? 1 or 2

123. Last thing you ate? Oatmeal

124. Are you a serious person or sarcastic person? Dependent, I’m good situationally.

125. What are your plans for the week? Keeping anon

126. What is bothering you right now? White house, but I’m being passive

127. Did you cry today? nope

128. Do you wish that you were somewhere else right now? I’m enough happy here.

129. Do you have any famous ancestors? Likely, but of no importance nowadays

130. Who is your celebrity crush? Nope. Actually though, nope

131. Do you enjoy late night phone conversations? Yes

132. Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you? Nope

134. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? Yep :3

135. What were you doing at 10 am? probably breakfast

136. Do you and your siblings fight over the computer? no siblings. A curse honestly

137. Are you allowed to stay up later than 10pm on a weeknight? *laughs at question*

138. If a coworker who wasn’t close to you were to thank you with a gift, what would you want it to be? Idk, very dependent

139. Do you miss the way things used to be? Obama was a nice occupant of the white house

140. Do you care what people think about you? Humans are social creatures, we all do. But I wear a fanny pack, so think about that for a moment

141. How did you sleep last night? well

142. Do you have any siblings? nope

143. Are you a closet pervert? Define.

144. Last time you saw your biological mother? 30 min ago?

145.Are you getting engaged any time soon? Nope

146. Credit cards or cash? Credit cards.

147. Do you trust people easily? Dependent

148. What did you wear today? Tee, fleece pants

149. What’s something you really want right now, be honest? Someone to cuddle with. I want love.

150. Are you going anywhere for this summer?

idk

151. Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side? side

152. Has anyone ever given you roses? nope

153. If somebody liked you, would you want them to tell you? Blunt? or puzzle? Welcome to the curiosity of who the hell will hug me through my heart and back first

154. Someone calls you at 3:00 AM; who do you expect it to be? idk

155. Do you eat whip cream out of the can? nope

156. Is there someone you will never forget? Yep

157. Have you ever received a really long apology? Kinda, but I understand sh*t happens more than the rest of the world

158. Can you make brownies without looking at the instructions? nope

159. Is there someone you wish you were still close with? Nobody specifically

160. Something you do a lot? Couch potato :3

161. Do you have tan lines? Nope

162. Have you ever had a garage/yard sale? nope

163. What color is your iPod? Screw ipod shuffle, defualt gray

165. What is the last drink you drank? tea

166. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? no sibs

167. What are you anxious about in the upcoming future? life

168. What DVD is in your DVD player? probably none

169. What do you think of when you hear the word “meow”? My cat

170. What are you listening to right now? Soundcloud is currently giving me an undertale song

171. Who are you according to the Myers-Briggs test? INTP-A, though largely on the line in multiple categories

172. What is something you need to go shopping for? not much

173. Do you like mushrooms? nope

174. What is your favorite kind of gum? Meh

175. Has anyone ever sang to you? Yes.

176. Whats one way to win your heart? Catch my curiosity. Don’t judge the things that you shouldn’t judge. Be smart enough to play with my ideas and to add your own

177. How tall are you? Avg. I honestly forget

178. Where is the furthest place you’ve traveled in a car? Plane? NJ->florida in car, nj->russia in plane probs

179. Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? I eat when I’m hungry. I sleep when I’m tired. No preference. 

180. Do you look more like your mom or your dad? Visually mother

181. How long does it take you to shower? Wide range

182. Can you do splits? Nope

183. Can you use the grill? Not rly

184. What movie do you want to see? Lego Ninjago; I liked The Lego Movie

185. Was your mom a cheerleader? nope

186. What is the last letter of your middle name? r

187. Do you have any tattoos? Nope, thinking of getting?

188. Have you ever been to Los Angeles? Yes

189. What jewlery do you wear all the time? N/A

190. What is your favorite song at the moment? Favorite video game? I’ll say i love SharaX as a music maker, VGame is subjective

191. Are you easy to get along with? If your morals don’t involve choking someone who did nothing to hurt anyone, yes.

[insanemoonfish]

Why! those useless, vain forms are! so fun to fill!

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? More cereal than milk, because I already get my daily intake of milk with my coffee!

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? No because it ends up messing with my nose! And I hate feeling cold!

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I usually read on my phone or memorize the page number. If I really need a bookmark I just use a scrap of paper.

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Tea bag in mug with hot microwaved water, coffee powder in mug with hot microwaved milk (plus cinnamon, sweetener, and vitamins).

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Not really but I dislike my face in general :'D I have this thing where I don't truly recognize my face as my own ???

6: do you keep plants? No, but I may keep a garden in the future because I love flowers!

7: do you name your plants? I'm the kind of person who names RPG characters as their class! So my plants would have very creative names like Rose and Carnation!

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? I don't really express my feelings, I stomp on them! But I guess I can draw!

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Yes, it's fun and keeps me awake!

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Side until I'm drowsy enough, then on my back like in a coffin!

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? What friends!??!? Jokes?? AHAHA

12: what's your favorite planet? Shockingly I don't have one! I like Uranus because it's light blue but the name!!!!!

13: what's something that made you smile today? MEMES!

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Like hell!

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Why... okay. "Neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second." IDK if this is true!

16: what's your favorite pasta dish? Instant emergency noodles!

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? White! I wanna be a white-haired animu grill!

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. What! Friends!!!

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? Yes, I write down my nightmares! It makes them less frequent and scary for some reason!

20: what's your favorite eye color? Grey, maybe! All are great!

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. I have had a few school backpacks like that!

22: are you a morning person? I can function at morning, but I without a doubt work better at night! Not sure if that counts as not being a morning person!

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? I DON'T EVEN TRUST MYSELF

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? WHY WOULD I EVER- some abandoned houses, some classrooms, some janitor's closets, some school storerooms,

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? Boots > shoes :)

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? TUTTI-FRUTTI!!!! I'M CHEWING SOME RIGHT NOW

28: sunrise or sunset? SUNSET. SUNRISE SUCKS not only because it lasts for exact 5 seconds BUT BECAUSE IT'S COLD and school time! Sunsets are cool because they remind me of DEATH!

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? IDK I'm easily impressed most people can just breathe and I'll find it "endearing" and fascinating

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? YEAH DAMNED NIGHTMARES JUST

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I LOVE SOCKS, THERE ARE 0 REASONS TO NOT LOVE THEM. But I don't sleep with them unless it's very cold. And black socks all the way.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. R E G R E T S

33: what's your fave pastry? IS THE CAKE THING OF A PETIT GATEAU A PASTRY? I DON'T KNOW MANY OF THEM AND I'M TOO TIRED TO GOOGLE IT

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? PURA THE TIGER, named after the tiger from Crash Bandicoot. It was the Parmalat tiger without the milk bag that I cut off. No, I donated it because it made me nostalgic.

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? Whas this :'D I don't care about pretty I literally only bring 2 cheap black retractable pens to school

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? Don't ask me about music THANK YOU

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? Clean because I'm allergic to dust!

38: tell us about your pet peeves! When people assume things about me hhhhhhhhh

39: what color do you wear the most? Black, reds and navy 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? A silver necklace with a black pendant! IT REMINDS ME OF DEATH!!1 I'M REPEATING MYSELF!

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? The Miserables! Even though I don't remember it well, even after reading it TWICE! HOW! YOU GO, ME!

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I HAVE COFFEE AT HOME ONLY ‘CAUSE I’M BROKE

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Don't remember, wasn't special

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? TODAY. IN THE CORE OF THE STRESS ZONE LIES A SERENITY ZONE, ALWAYS. CAN'T MISS IT.

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? NO. FUCK INSTINCTS

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. I'M TERRIBLE AT THESE AND I CAN'T THINK AT THE MOMENT.

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? P E P P E R

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? ANGRY PEOPLE CHASING ME TO HURT ME IN VARIOUS WAYS! YES!

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? NO! LONG LIVE ONLINE PIRACY!

50: what's an odd thing you collect? NIGHTMARES!

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? I won't say names but there's A BOY, MY ANNOYING FRIEND WHO'S AN ENDLESS UNWANTED SOURCE OF SHITTY MEMES, that I always associate with the song "The Worse It Gets" from Penguin Prison.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? OH there's that jojo "to be continued" one, that brain illumination one, that one where a picture gets less and less detailed I don't even know

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? Look this thing seemed smaller a few minutes ago and I want to finish it quickly and go to sleep

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? I'm the worst at recognizing what others are feeling and I don't pay attention because it's rude to stare and not my business

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? I feel that I have a lot of examples of this but can't remember a single one

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? When they're insecure, it's amusing like oh don't be like that I really am NOT judging you you're amazing, unless they're really nasty ppl ofc

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I like this song it's funny and reminds me of an old friend

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? ROFL WHAT

59: what's your favorite myth? Again I FEEL I can answer this but right now my brain is not working

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? I like poetry when it relates to me or when someone I know wrote it, otherwise I don't bother (UPDATE! Ye Wearie Wayfarer by Adam Lindsay Gordon RULES!!)

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? My memoryyyyyy

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? If I'm having last night's dinner for breakfast, yes, orange juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? YES. ORGANIZED AND VERY CLEAN.

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? BLACK AS MY NOT-RUNNING SYNAPSES

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? I'd rather keep them buried in my deepest thoughts, far away from my superficial consciousness!

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? My  a e s t h e t i c  sense is terrible but I like carnations and forget-me-nots

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Bad, I like the sky when it's blue

68: what's winter like where you live? Rainy, lots of fog, unpredictable weather.

69: what are your favorite board games? mmmmmmmmm IDK

70: have you ever used a ouija board? ughhhhhhhhhha

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? Chamomile, it reminds me of my favorite horror game, Demento, and it’s sweet and delicious and pretty

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? If I didn't make an effort to memorize it, yes

73: what are some of your worst habits? Biting my nails, neglecting people, being paranoid about some stuff, procrastinating, brushing my feels aside, I could go on,

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. Well that's hard how about CANDY

75: tell us about your pets! THEY'RE GREAT IT'S A SHAME THEY'LL DIE SOON

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? Obviously. Just OBVIOUSLY

77: pink or yellow lemonade? Pink, love pink, pink all the way, all the pinks.

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? The IDC club

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? Offer me their jacket when it started raining it was just AWWW. And when someone promised to be my friend FOREVER!!!!! HAHAHAA

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Nope because the bedroom is not mine HAHAHA well if I had one I'd paint everything white 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. Chocolate, very sweet, much creativity

82: are/were you good in school? Can't you tell

83: what're some of your favorite album art? Don't ask me (8) about music (8)

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? Absolutely not, it hurts, it attracts attention, it makes people know about me... If I ever got one It’d be a word or sentence or a small symbol

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? Webcomics only, I’m... too lazy

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? Yes but... Lazy

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Cosmos is not a movie but here I am talking about Cosmos again idk if you don’t like documentaries go watch Gran Torino 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? I’m sure there is but my brain is out

89: are you close to your parents? No unfortunately

90: talk about one of your favorite cities. Any safe and at least moderately urban city is fine with me

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Nowhere, I don't really like traveling, it's stressful and expensive

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? I DON'T LIKE PASTA OR CHEESE FIGHT ME

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? Long, layered, side bangs

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? Why does this matter

95: what are your plans for this weekend? Working.. WORK.. AHAHA

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I never install them, when I HAVE to I plan for it because it takes forever

97: Myers-Briggs type, zodiac sign, and Hogwarts house? INTP Leo Bronzebird

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? No because I was with my parents

99: list some songs that resonate with your soul whenever you hear them. So damn many I should make a list

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Wow hum... 5 years into the past I guess because I'd be able to study more and live longer (why living longer sounds smart to me? I must like to suffer)