#so I decided maybe i shouldn't eat spaghetti alone anymore. for fear the third time will be the charm and it'll succeed in taking me out
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I can't eat spaghetti unsupervised.
#thought this would be funny out of context but if you want the story - read below.#I've had a stray noodle try to kill me twice within a span of two days.#20 years alive - never ince had any issue but suddenly my body decided that inhaling the noodles would be a fun new hobby#seriously was whole ass gagging on a noodle alone in my bedroom#it was fuckin' awful. i had to pull it out with my hands.#and my mom didnt hear a thinggg#so I decided maybe i shouldn't eat spaghetti alone anymore. for fear the third time will be the charm and it'll succeed in taking me out#vee's random thoughts go brr#vee's dumbass jokes
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