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#so far i've managed to screw up cutting onions and also spelling oinion. incredible work from me :D
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#just me hi
#hehehehehheheeh
#so silly that i'm so giddy over this hfshfbh
#/meanwhile my rb-blog with posts in the 5 digit areas:
#/eheehhehehehehhehe
#//OKAY so now tomorrow is thanksgiving so how is your war-prepping going ??
#so far i've managed to screw up cutting onions and also spelling oinion. incredible work from me :D
#listen though; HOW funkin WET are those things supposed to be ???
#i've never cut an oinion that was so wet it was funkin DRIPPING. why are you WET
#and it was so intent on making me cry man hfbhsfs
#i was like Pouring tears. my brother got concerned lamodsvfhs
#and then it turned out i didn't even need to dice the damn thing so WHAT was i doing that for
#i thought i was making pico de gayo but i was trying to make salsa verde dear lord
#and i ended up having to cut a different oinion in half and then tossing that in the crock pot
#and then you won't believe what that mothertrucker did though
#when it started boiling it started releasing the SPORES. into the AIR
#and i was the ONLY ONE affected
#i had to go to the bathroom on the other side of the HOUSE hbfvhsbvsdbvshfhvsbf
#i'm tellinggggg youuuuuu they have it out for me man
#//anywya gtg help my dad w/ the tamale meat now toodles
#he says i have to be supervised in the kitchen. which is fair i'm ngl lmaofbshfs
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