#so i think they should give discounts if you prove you're lgbt by having freaky gay transgender sex right in front of the register. yknow | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

anonymusbosch · 11 months

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replacing "kink at pride" discourse with "kink at the bougie-ass smoothie shop hawking acai smoothies for like $14 and hanging up a poster for Pride as if that's anything." if a place has pride posters up then you should get AT LEAST a 10% discount for wearing one of those puppy masks or having freaky transgender sex in the store

#i am in Some kind of mood #walked to and from work today bc my bike needs a new tire.#walked through the super bougie shopping district with the apple store and tiffany store and steakhouses and sephora and acai bowl bar #past a new condo building with prices (i checked) from 900k to 4M dollars #there's soooo much like corpo nonsense advertising #happy pride! celebrate by paying loads of money to conform to gender norms #the fucking apple store had a rainbow logo because I guess #on the one hand yknow it's great to live in a place where it's normalized and not stigmatized #on the other hand fuck all that #it's like the fuckin lockheed martin rainbow socks or whatever #there was a store. there was a beige-ass home goods store that BEIGIFIED THE RAINBOW #GREAT job. yaas queen give us nothing at all #im not that mad im just like. i wouldn't buy anything at any of these places anyway but they should put their money where their mouth is #so i think they should give discounts if you prove you're lgbt by having freaky gay transgender sex right in front of the register. yknow

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