Tumgik
#so if the logic that hatchetfield is an extremely unlikely target for russia's first strike on america at the very beginning of ww3
inamindfarfaraway · 2 years
Text
Actually, everyone couldn’t have died at the end of Black Friday, because then Peanuts the Hatchetfield pocket squirrel would have died too as he was in Papa Ed’s pocket. Remember the sacred law: if there’s an apocalypse, he’ll survive it. Next you’ll tell me he doesn’t like to nibble around in your pocket. Heathens. 
117 notes · View notes