#so like. ya kno. its fucked up. but like i cannot imagine sasuke having sex with a woman. i cannot | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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Sarada's backstory as I choose to believe it: Orochimaru had Uchiha reproductive cells (Sasuke's) and Uzumaki reproductive cells (Karin's) and made Sarada in a fleshy vat as a prelude to his cloning endeavors. Because he's fucked up and wanted to create a genetic super baby. Karin got in contact with Sasuke to let him know. Sasuke was like um well fuck that, and dumped Sarada off onto Sakura bc wtf is he gonna do with a baby? And everyone lied to Sarada about her parentage forever. The end.

#how did he get their gametes? i think u can connect those dots #karins backstory is fucking horrific and like barely veiled. like clearly ur supposed to read into it #and sasuke was like groomed to host orochimaru and carried him around in his like soul or whatever for a while #so like. ya kno. its fucked up. but like i cannot imagine sasuke having sex with a woman. i cannot #canon sasuke i can imagine being fucked up enough that he thinks he has to carry on his bloodline but idk this makes more sense to me #truely the more they say karin is not her mother the less i believe it. also i assume sasuke though sakura would be a good mother. or more #likely he just didn't kno the names of any other women but like he was wrong. sarada is clearly a parentified child #like woof. her life is fucked and her dad likes narutos kid more thsn her #naruto ramblings #boruto

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